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Chapter 214: Who is the spokesperson for crispy noodles?

Red pandas sleep very well.

Without the harassment from Pangpang, he buried his head between his limbs and fell asleep in a blink of an eye.

Liu Wei saw it sleeping soundly and didn't want to disturb it.

This guy is typically bad at everything he does, and he ranks first in being cute.

He spends most of the day sleeping and loses energy after playing for a while. Moreover, his eyesight, smell, and hearing are not good, and he likes to go out to find something to eat at night.

Thanks to its relatively wide food chain, there is no competitive pressure, otherwise it would be difficult to compete with other carnivorous animals for food in the wild.

Liu Wei feels that the red panda is an animal that is born to belong to the zoo. It eats well in the zoo and is very good at making people happy, pretending to be silly and cute all day long.

Looking at it sleeping soundly, Liu Wei smiled, and the more he looked at it, the more adorable it became.

Raising his head to face the audience in the live broadcast room, Liu Wei suddenly recalled a puffed food he often ate when he was a child, Little Raccoon Crispy Noodles. He asked: "Brothers, have you ever eaten Little Raccoon Crispy Noodles?"

“Must eat it!”

"It happened many years ago. I like the chicken flavor best."

"It seemed that I could collect cards before. I gave all the instant noodles to the girls at the same table. I collected a lot of cards!"

"It must have been exposed upstairs! I used to tease my female classmates when I was a kid!"

"Hahaha, at that time, I didn't know anything. It was normal to share snacks with whomever you had fun with!"

"Awei, why are you asking this suddenly?"

Liu Wei adjusted the camera, looked at the sleeping red panda, and asked, "Does it look like it?"

The audience takes a closer look.

It's quite similar.

But they couldn't figure it out, isn't it called Little Raccoon Crispy Noodles? The pattern printed on it should be a small raccoon, and Liu Wei is holding a red panda.

Are they the same species?

Liu Wei looked at the questions on the barrage and explained: "The raccoon and the red panda are two animals from different families and genera.

The reason why you think the pattern on the surface looks like a red panda is because the manufacturer deliberately changed the original color of the raccoon in order to make the pattern more beautiful.

The pattern on the flat surface is orange, which is more similar to the reddish brown on the back of the red panda, while the raccoon's body is mainly gray, black and white, and there is an obvious difference in color between the two.

Later, netizens joked that this instant noodles should be called ‘I don’t know if it’s a red panda or a little raccoon’ instant noodles!”

"Hahaha, netizens are all talents!"

"I think the manufacturer must be illiterate!"

"What the hell? It's just delicious!"

"I'll check online. Is there anything else for sale? Let's try a few bags and have an aftertaste!"

Liu Wei smiled and said: "Now that we are talking about it, let me analyze for you the difference between a small raccoon and a red panda.

The first thing is the color of the hair. I won’t go into more details, everyone should already know it.

The second is their faces. The little raccoon’s face is not as round as that of the red panda, and its chin is very pointed, which makes it not so cute. However, the red panda’s chin is slightly wider and outlines an arc that matches its round shape. The faces are linked together so they look cute.

Then, their claws are also different. The viewers in the live broadcast room must have seen little raccoons, right?"

"I've seen little raccoons like to play in water!"

Liu Wei said with a smile: "The little raccoon is a very clean animal. It will wash everything it sees in the water, so its claws are thin and flexible, but the red panda is different. It likes to climb trees, and its claws It needs to be very strong to support it, so its limbs are thick and short and its claws are sharp and hook-shaped.”

Liu Wei gently picked up the red panda's front paw, rubbed its fur, and exposed its claws, "Look, its claws can be retracted and retracted freely.

Finally, their tails are also very different. The red panda has a very long tail with thick hair, while the little raccoon has just the opposite.

In my opinion, it would be more appropriate to use the red panda as the spokesperson for crispy noodles, for no other reason than because it is cute enough!"

"it's okay no problem,

There are also red panda cigarettes, which are worth more than face value! So the red panda didn’t lose!”

"Crying with laughter, crying with laughter, God damn cigarettes!"

"Brothers upstairs, there is nothing wrong with this view!"

Liu Wei laughed as he watched the barrage, "We just talked about how the little raccoon loves to be clean. In fact, the red panda is also a clean animal. It will defecate at fixed points to prevent its feces from contaminating the environment where it moves. Moreover, it The poop that comes out is green!”

"Wow~, I vomited!"

"Awei, what do you want to prove?"

"Awei, I didn't expect you to be interested in shit!"

"Awei, the color is green, how does it taste?"

"Hahaha, you guys are so awesome at realistic Jill. When you talk about these things, you are all as excited as chicken blood. You have ruined the barrage!"

Liu Wei shook his head, "I swear I don't have any thoughts about animal poop."

"Woof woof~" Pangpang suddenly barked twice.

Liu Wei looked sideways at Pangpang.

"Hahaha, Fatty has an idea!"

"As the old saying goes, a dog can't change its habit of eating shit!"

Liu Wei pointed the camera at Pangpang, "You are so excited, why don't you give them some popular science?"

"Wow~" Pangpang cried out in grievance.

It didn't know that its sudden remark hit the issue of feces.

However, the show was very effective and made the audience in the live broadcast room laugh wildly.

Liu Wei looked at Fatty's aggrieved look and couldn't help but laugh out loud, "Okay, brothers, let's not laugh at Fatty anymore. He doesn't know what happened, and he doesn't dare to ask, haha. Ha ha.

Then we talked about the topic of red pandas. The behavior habits of red pandas and cats are somewhat similar. After eating, they usually wipe their mouths with their tongues and wipe their hands to make sure they are clean.

Sometimes I was thinking about this issue. What do you think about living in the wild and sleeping in the open air? Later, I found that the more beautiful and cute the animals are, the more particular they are.

When I was in school, I proposed a point of view on animal psychology. I applied the psychological characteristics of human narcissism to animals. Among them, the red panda was a case that supported my point of view. As a result, my tutor gave me My four words, what do you guess? "

“Very thoughtful!”

"major discovery!"

"Justifiable!"

"..."

Liu Wei shook his head and said with a smile: "My tutor is not as gentle as you. The four words he gave me were: bullshit!"

"Hahahaha, I burst into tears laughing!"

"Hel me up and I can still laugh!"

"Awei, I never thought you would have such a day!"

"I'm curious, what is your teacher's name?"

"Awei, I feel like your teacher is probably watching your live broadcast!"

Liu Wei smiled and said to the live broadcast room: "Teacher Luo, I just casually mentioned that if you are watching the live broadcast, please don't mind. I am afraid that my knowledge reserve at that time is limited. Please forgive me."

"It's finished, exposed!"

"Awei, are you stupid?"

"Who is Teacher Luo? Are any of Ah Wei's classmates watching the live broadcast? Let's learn some science!"

"You can't even wash yourself off if you jump into the Yellow River now!"

"The anchor is stupid!"

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