Don’t, don’t poke it, it’s too deep, I can’t stand it, I will die===

A line of subtitle prompts popped up in front of Li Tailang’s eyes.

“The family was exterminated during life, and the family was exterminated after death. ”

“Only Mr. Ma is left as a widow and lonely old man. ”

“He is very angry, why, I am not the protagonist, why~ I always get exterminated. ”

“Madness occupies his brain, he will kill you at all costs.” ”

“At this time, on the night of the full moon, the third master Ma’s strength increased by 20%, and his anger and madness angered him, and his strength increased by another 20%, almost already advanced to green-zoom. ”

“Be careful, the zombie master Ma Sanye is black zombie, but his power is the king among black zombies, and his strength is extraordinary. ”

When Lao Lin saw that there was only Ma Sanye left as a widowed old man, he immediately smiled: “Hey, Brother Lang, there is only one zombie left. I’ll come, you stand and watch my performance.”

“Choice 1: When the weather cleared and the rain stopped, he felt that it was all right again, forget it, let him show his sense of existence. Points: points +1. ”

“Choice 2: Let Lao Lin let go of that and let you come.” Reward: points +1. ”

“Choice 3: Sit and watch the show, and look for opportunities to make up the knife to grab the head.” Reward: points +1. ”

Li Tailang silently chose the third option, shrugged and said, “Okay, then I’ll take a break.”

After finishing speaking, he went to the ice cream and popcorn stand next to him, rummaged for some snacks, and sat on the counter,

While eating, he took out his mobile phone to broadcast the live broadcast of Lao Lin and Ma Sanye’s duel.

Serve as a live host.

“Brothers and sisters, Mr. Ma was killed again and became a widowed old man. His family was wiped out twice before and after his death. There is no one else.”

“Look, Lao Lin took out the money sword from the treasure bag on his waist, hehe, and the gossip mirror, this old boy still has a hand.”

“Let me go. The black hair on the body of Mr. Ma is really powerful. He even defended against the assassination of the money sword. The Eight Diagrams mirror was also crushed by Mr. Ma with his bare hands.”

“This black zombie is so fierce, but don’t panic, everyone, Lao Lin should still have the ability to use it, we have to trust him.”

“Sure enough, Lao Lin made a comeback. He started to spit, and the saliva was red, which sprayed Mr. Ma all over the face.”

“Mr. Ma’s face was covered with black smoke, and he was so disgusted that he howled loudly.”

“Old Lin took the opportunity to take out his talisman and slapped it on the forehead of Mr. Ma.”

“Win, he won, he defeated a centenarian at the age of fifty-five.”

The fans in the live broadcast room burst out laughing, swiping gifts and bullet screens one after another.

“Damn it, brother Lang’s commentary also made me overwhelmed.”

“It’s too coquettish. It’s obviously a Taoist priest fighting a zombie. According to Brother Lang, it turned into two old men fighting, and a half-centenarian bullying a hundred-year-old widowed old man.”

“Brother Lang, that’s not saliva, it’s blood on the tip of the tongue, it’s the last move that Taoist priests usually use when they can’t beat them.”

Li Tailang took pictures with his mobile phone, and after a burst of energy, he explained in his mouth: “Brothers, the reversal is here, and the centenarian has not been subdued.”

“He tore off the ‘aunt’s scarf’ stuck to his forehead, sneaked up on Lao Lin, and hugged Lao Lin into his arms. Damn it, the centenarian actually wants to kiss him. Is he trying to show his love?”

Ma Sanye tore off the corpse-suppressing talisman on his forehead, clamped the relieved Lao Lin with his hands like hooks, and pointed towards Lao Lin’s neckbite down.

Lao Lin’s eyes widened in horror, he raised his arm against Ma Sanye’s throat, and shouted in horror: “Worzhinima, zombies can tear talismans, this is unscientific.”

Fans in the live broadcast room reminded: “Brother Lang, Daoist Lin seems to be a little bit overwhelmed, is he asking for help?”

“I think it looks a bit like it. He seems to be calling for help.”

“No, I seem to have heard him say don’t worry about it, I can stand it.”

Li Tailang looked at the bullet screen and said with a smile: “Brothers and sisters, you underestimate a Taoist priest too much. He has cultivated for forty-nine years, so he is not a fool.”

“It was easy to subdue ten black zombies just now, but now it is not easy to deal with one black zombie, maybe they are just playing.”

“If he can’t stand it, he will definitely call for help.”

“Let’s not interrupt his performance. It’s almost over. We have to give him some room to perform, otherwise we’ll risk killing zombies.”

Fans in the live broadcast room looked at Lao Lin, who was blushing and thick-necked in the camera, rolled his eyes when he was pinched by Mr. Ma, and sent bullets faintly.

“Brother Lang, I think Lao Lin is really dying.”

“If you don’t make a move, he will die.”

Li Tailang put down the snacks and said, “Okay, then your brother Lang will appear on the stage. I will testify later that it was not your brother Lang who interrupted his performance on purpose.”

Holding the madman’s chain axe, he walked over step by step.

He patted Mr. Ma on the shoulder.

Ma Sanye turned his head and saw a huge ax coming down head-on.

“铛~~~” With a crisp sound, the ax blade slashed on Ma Sanye’s forehead, like a piece of refined iron hitting a piece, and the ax blade was cracked on the spot.

Ma Sanye was also sent flying.

Li Tailang’s jaw was numb from the shock, and he said in amazement: “I’ll go, what a hard head, the big boss is different.”

Lao Lin knelt on the ground panting, reached out and grabbed Li Tailang’s clothes, and got up staggeringly: “Brother Lang, if you are a second late, I will hang up.”

“Be careful, this black zomb is so powerful. All my weapons are blocked by the black hair on his body. His magic resistance and physical resistance are outrageous.”

Li Tailang licked his lips, waved his hands and said, “I know, after all, he is the boss, he has no ability to stand out, and he can’t be the boss of zombies.”

Lao Lin touched the wound on his neck, and said with a painful expression, “Brother Lang, lend me a weapon, and we will kill him together.”

Hearing this, Li Tailang handed the madman’s chain ax to Lao Lin.

Lao Lin said: “Brother Lang, you lend me your ax, what do you use!?”

“Oh, I’ll just do whatever I want, here you stand up first.” Li Tailang turned around and ran to the back of the stall selling popcorn ice cream.

He raised his hand to cover the night vision camera on his chest.

Opened the points mall, bought a ‘Papa Brand Peachwood Sword’ worth 200,200 points, and rushed out carrying a large peachwood sword that was 4 meters long and 50 meters wide.

“Kill~~~”

When Lao Lin heard this, he looked back and was stunned. He stared blankly at the four-meter-long sword carried on Li Tailang’s shoulder.

Li Tailang turned his head and asked, “What’s wrong?”

Lao Lin held the ax in his hand, and said with trembling lips: “You are so big with a mahogany sword?”

Li Tailang waved his hand and said, “Oh, don’t worry about it so much, just use it if you have it.”

After finishing speaking, he took the lead in rushing towards Mr. Ma with a 4-meter-long sword.

Ma Sanye squinted his dark eyes and opened them all at once, turned around and ran away.

“Want to run? I’ll kill Brother Lang!” Li Tailang picked up a 4-meter-long big mahogany sword, and slashed it on Ma Sanye’s back.

Ma Sanye’s back was instantly cut with a wound, the black hair was burned, and the wound was as if cut by a hot sword, scorched black and smelling like meat.

“Aww~~~” Ma Sanye fell to the ground, raised his head and howled miserably.

“Third Master Ma scolded you for not being human. To deal with him, a black zombie, you took out a four-meter-long sword, isn’t it a bit too much?” ”

Li Tailang chuckled: “It’s normal for me, a supernatural anchor, to carry a 4-meter-long mahogany sword with me, so I’ll ask you if you accept it or not!”

“Wow!!!” Ma Sanye howled, stood up straight, and stabbed Li Tailang’s chest with a pair of hard and sharp corpse claws.

Li Tailang stepped back, picked up the mahogany sword and swung it over: “It seems that you are not convinced, then go to die.”

“Bang!” The mahogany sword slashed into the chest of Mr. Ma, pierced three points of the flesh on the spot, flew upside down dozens of meters, and hit the steel pillar of the Ferris wheel.

“Brother Lang, let me do it!” Lao Lin held a madman’s chain axe, growing stronger and stronger, dragging the ax blade and quickly ran past Li Tailang and rushed towards Ma Sanye.

Li Tailang’s gaze followed Lao Lin’s figure.

“Boom!” Lao Lin and his ax were sent flying back,

Falling on Li Tailang’s side, with blood in his mouth, he stretched out his hand in pain and said, “Brother Lang, take over the baton, it’s up to you.”

Li Tailang’s face was dark, and he picked up the mahogany sword and rushed towards Ma Sanye.

Ma Sanye sees Li Tailang rushingCome on, let out a loud roar, “Wow!”

Then both arms slammed into the steel pillars of the ferris wheel with force, bending the steel pillars abruptly, and the ferris wheel smashed towards Li Tailang.

“Wocao!!!” Lao Lin’s eyes widened, he turned and ran.

The fans in the live broadcast room yelled in horror: “Sloppy… Brother Lang, run, this shit is falling, people will turn into meat sauce.”

“Option 1: Run, you may be stoned to death.” Reward: points +1″

“Choice 2: Keep moving forward, or you may be stoned to death.” Reward: points +1. ”

“Choice 3: When death comes, you should deal with it calmly, put on your beloved white coat, stand in place, and face death gracefully. Reward: points +1. ”

Select the third item in seconds.

Li Tailang thrust the big wooden sword into the ground, took out the bloodthirsty cassock from his bag, put it on smartly, and put on the buttons very delicately,

Then he raised his head, clasped his hands in front of his chest, shook his hair, and said lightly: “Life and death are fate, wealth and honor are in the sky, brothers, the fortune teller said I…”

“Boom” the ferris wheel smashed into the sky, shaking the ground and shaking the mountains.

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Lao Lin sat on the ground blankly and glanced left and right. He happened to be in the gap of the steel frame of the Ferris wheel and was not smashed into minced meat.

The heavy ferris wheel brushed past Li Tailang’s nose and hit Li Tailang’s feet, only 0.1mm could kill Li Tailang.

However, Li Tailang was unscathed, elegantly trimmed his hair, picked up the mahogany sword and jumped onto the steel structure of the Ferris wheel, pointed at Ma Sanye, and rushed over quickly.

“Wow!” Ma Sanye roared angrily, and jumped towards Li Tailang.

“Die to me!” Li Tailang pierced Ma Sanye’s chest with a sword, passing through until it reached the hilt.

The lethality of peach wood to zombies came out immediately,

The zombie body of Mr. Ma was burning crazily, puffs of black smoke came out, and at the same time, the blade of the mahogany sword was also corroded by the corpse blood of the zombie.

“Roar!!!” Ma Sanye screamed, and suddenly inserted his hands into Li Tailang’s chest, even if he died, he would hold Li Tailang back.

Li Tailang snorted, and the bloodthirsty robe immediately healed the wound, and the blood that flowed out was also absorbed by the bloodthirsty robe.

Then, Li Tailang chuckled, and suddenly drew the mahogany sword back.

Ma Sanye also jumped forward, crying and howling: “Aoooooooooo…”

“Don’t, don’t pull it out, don’t pull it out so quickly, Mr. Ma said so. ”

Li Tailang’s eyes flickered, holding the mahogany sword, he stabbed in hard.

“Wow~~~” Ma Sanye followed closely, trembling all over, as if he had been stabbed deep into his soul, his eyes rolled up, and he almost died directly.

………. .. …

“Don’t, don’t stab it, it’s too deep and you can’t stand it, you will die, that’s what Ma Sanye said. ”

Li Tailang chuckled, as if he had discovered a new continent, he held the mahogany sword and inserted it back and forth, pulled it out, inserted it, and continued to pull it out, bringing out a lot of blood.

“Oh, ah, um, uh, uh…” Ma Sanye put his hands on his hair and wailed, almost being played crazy.

Seeing this, Lao Lin yelled in horror: “Brother Lang, what are you doing, take the opportunity to kill him, this zombie is too fierce.”

“Choice 1: Pull out the mahogany sword and kill Ma Sanye. Reward: points +1. ”

“Choice 2: Pull out the demon-repelling golden flame, take advantage of Ma Sanye’s inability to dodge and move, and kill him with five consecutive shots. Reward: points +1. ”

“Choice 3: I can kill zombies, but I won’t kill them, hey~ I’m just playing. Reward: points +1. ”

Li Tailang chose the third option, and said excitedly: “Hey, Lao Lin, come here, I discovered a new continent, stabbing zombies back and forth is quite fun, do you want to try it?”

Lao Lin looked at Li Tailang in shock: “Are you kidding!!!”

In the next second, Lao Lin was already holding the big mahogany sword, excitedly poking it back and forth: “Wo Cao, have fun, Brother Lang, let me play for a while.”

“Play slowly, I’m a little dizzy.” Li Tailang was a little dizzy, looked at the white coat he was wearing, and quickly took it off, this thing sucks blood too much.

“Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo…” Ma Sanye was already crying, blood was bleeding from his chest and back, and a big mahogany sword came back and pierced it, even if it was extremely fierce, it withered.

“Ma Sanye cried, saying that you guys are not as good as animals, kill them if you want to, play with your mother, I will not accompany you. ”

Seeing this, Li Tailang knew that Mr. Ma was going to seek death, so he took out the golden flame from his waist and fired at Mr. Ma five times in a row.

“Bang bang bang bang bang…” Ma Sanye fell on his back, showing a relieved smile.

“You eliminated the zombie master Ma Sanye, and gained experience: 2000 points. ”

“You eliminated the zombie master Ma Sanye, bonus points: 20 points. ”

“You eliminated the zombie master Ma Sanye, and the item dropped: a century-old black heart. ”

“Hundred Years of Black Heart, introduction: This is the black heart of a zombie lord, who hired servants to work during his lifetime, and let the servants work after his death.The servants have been working for hundreds of years and have not been paid, so they are already extremely black. Recovery price: 200 points. ”

Holding the mahogany sword, Lao Lin looked back at Li Tailang: “What are you doing? I haven’t played enough, why did you kill me?”

Li Tailang put away his gun and rolled his eyes: “Okay, we can have fun, let’s be human.”

Lao Lin: “…” It was clearly that you had the happiest time just now, okay?

Li Tailang stood up, scanned the surrounding mess, shook his head and said, “Boss Xu must have had a myocardial infarction when he saw this scene.”

“Before calling him here, let him prepare a quick-acting heart-relief pill, so as not to burp.”

ps: Ask for flowers, ask for evaluation tickets, ask for monthly tickets, ask for rewards, ask for reminders to change tickets, ask for customization, thank you for your support. and.

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