Brother Lang, I invite you to eat a big ‘cherry’, it is red and watery, and it is very clean in the morning, try it ===

“You have received a vacation invitation from Xu Liuxin. ”

“Option 1: Go alone, that’s Yanlv, go with the whole class, it’s boring, don’t go. Reward: points +1. ”

“Option 2: Go, as long as you go out, you may have unexpected gains. Reward: points +1. ”

“Choice 3: You haven’t been to Red Romance for a long time. If technician No. 69 misses it, you will get married if you don’t go to her again.” Reward: points +1. ”

Li Tailang silently chose the second option, and said with a smile: “Okay, then set a time, let’s go together.”

“Yes, yes!!!” Xu Liuxin clenched his fists excitedly and jumped up happily.

Li Tailang asked a lot: “Is Teacher Naiyi going!?”

Xu Liuxin grinned: “Go, definitely go, Teacher Naiyi is so kind to us, we have some fun, of course we have to call her.”

“Okay, I’ll discuss it with Miaomiao, set a time, and let’s charter a car and go to the resort together.”

Tuesday.

Li Tailang drove the BMW car with a speechless face,

Looking at Xu Liuxin and Lin Qingmiao sitting in the car, he said, “Didn’t you say that the whole class is together? Why did it suddenly become the three of us?”

Xu Liuxin grinned: “Isn’t it okay for a threesome, Brother Lang, Qingmiao and I don’t mind giving you a vacation together, what are you afraid of?”

The corner of Li Tailang’s mouth twitched: “So you lied to me, there is no such thing as going out to play with the whole class.”

Xu Liuxin felt guilty, his big watery eyes rolled and turned, and suddenly pointed at Lin Qingmiao who was drowsy in the back seat: “She, she is the one who refuses, she thinks it’s not fun to have too many people.”

“Miaomiao said that it’s enough for the three of us, we are alone to thank you for saving your life, isn’t it, Miaomiao?”

Lin Qingmiao tilted her head, wiped her mouth, stared in a daze of sleep, and threw an invisible black pot on her head again.

20 Li Tailang shook his head helplessly: “Okay, it’s all out, let’s have fun.”

Seeing this, Xu Liuxin snickered: “Brother Lang, I invite you to eat big cherries. They are red and watery. They wash them very clean in the morning. Try them.”

Li Tailang squinted his eyes and opened his mouth with a smile: “Well, the taste is indeed sweet.”

Malan Mountain, a holiday resort.

Parked the car, took the luggage and checked into the room in the resort.

The two girls share a room, and Li Tailang lives in the opposite door.

Putting down their luggage, the three of them walked downstairs together.

Malan Mountain Resort maintains the original ecological environment, and there is only one road connecting the urban area. Not only foreign guests come here for vacation, but also local guests often come here.

What’s even better is that many film crews will come here to take pictures, shoot and play.

The daily passenger flow is quite impressive.

“Brother Lang, come and fly the kite with us.” Xu Liuxin smiled and waved beside the river.

Li Tailang shook his head and smiled, indicating that flying a kite is something only little girls can do.

He really has no interest, he might as well watch the ball.

Lin Qingmiao and Xu Liuxin changed into swimsuits and ran and jumped to their heart’s content on the beach by the river, flying kites, which was really pleasing to the eye.

But after watching it for a long time, I feel a little aesthetically tired.

Li Tailang rubbed his eyes, walked around,The result is that the more you go, the more you go, the fewer people you go, the denser the woods,

If it weren’t for the iron railings next to it, I would have thought I had walked into a deep mountain.

“Help, help~~~” A beautiful woman in a swimsuit staggered towards her from the corner, with red blood running down her shoulders, and suddenly fell to the ground.

Behind him was a running zombie, with fangs open, mouth full of blood, and a pair of white eyeballs, which were particularly conspicuous.

“Aww!!!” The zombie raised his head and yelled, and rushed towards the beauty in the swimsuit.

Seeing this, Li Tailang shrank his eyes and pupils, and shouted: “Shut up, you bastard, you dare to commit murder in broad daylight, let go of that beauty!”

Immediately, he swooped down quickly, raised his hand and slapped the zombie’s chin, raised his knee and instantly hit the zombie’s stomach, flying him three to five meters away.

After falling to the ground, the zombie covered his stomach and wailed: “Ah~~~”

Li Tailang helped the beauty in the swimsuit and said, “It’s okay, why are there zombies here, where did you meet them, and how many more are there!?”

The beauty in the swimsuit was a little confused, and looked at Li Tailang with a strange expression.

Li Tailang frowned, seeing that she was silent, thinking that she was frightened, turned around and rushed towards the zombie, stepping on the zombie’s chest: “Monster, come out to harm people in broad daylight.”

“Bumping into your Brother Lang’s hand, you’re unlucky, die for me!”

Li Tailang raised his hand and a ball of thunder appeared in the palm of his hand, and the Tiangang Five Thunder Curse was activated instantly.

“Director Chen, Director Chen~~~~” The zombie opened its mouth and shouted in horror: “Help, Director Chen, this man put lightning in his palm and is going to kill me, I can’t continue acting.”

“Crack!!!” A man’s voice came from the woods.

Then came out a dozen crew members with long guns and short cannons.

Holding the script in his hand, director Chen looked at Li Tailang with both surprise and joy: “You, the person I’m looking for is you, you are the perfect hero in my mind.”

Li Tailang was stunned, looking at the zombie speaking in human language, then at the calm beauty in swimsuit and the surrounding cameras with her arms folded around her chest,

Immediately understood, this f*ck is filming.

fertile grass.

With a wave of Li Tailang’s hand, the Tiangang Five Thunder Curse quickly dissipated, and he reached out to help the actor zombie under his feet: “It’s all right, sorry, I misunderstood.”

The zombie actor looked at Li Tailang in surprise, waved his hands and said, “It’s okay.”

Director Chen stepped forward quickly, waved the actors back, and enthusiastically held Li Tailang’s hand: “Handsome guy, your surname.”

Li Tailang said with a smile: “Li Tailang, director, don’t worry, I didn’t break into your crew on purpose.”

Director Chen waved his hand and said, “Small things, if you don’t barge in Brother Lang, then you will have a fate today. Brother Lang, are you interested in being the leading actor in my movie!?”

Li Tailang was stunned: “You invited me to act in a movie!?”

Director Chen clapped the script in his hand: “That’s right, I want to ask you to act in a movie. I’m making a zombie movie, and the lead actor hasn’t been decided yet.”

“My requirement is that it must be true. I have searched for people I know well, but none of them know magic. Today, I ran into the skill you performed.”

“And that crackling discharge ability, with your outstanding, no, sky-shattering appearance, I think you are the heroine of my movie.”

Li Tailang: “…”

Seeing that Li Tailang didn’t speak, Director Chen became a little anxious: “Brother Lang, this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become famous in one fell swoop, and the world knows it.”

The corner of Li Tailang’s mouth twitched: “Forget it, I’m not interested.”

In fact, it’s not that I’m not interested. With a crew of just a dozen people, it’s just a small-budget, low-budget trash supernatural movie.

It was really filmed, probably because of Li Tailang’s sky-defying appearance,

Can’t stand the abuse of the audience.

Li Tailang turned around and left.

Director Chen became impatient, and hurriedly chased and stopped him, saying, “Brother Lang, give me a chance, and give yourself a chance. I really want to make zombie movies.”

“Give me half an hour, and I’ll tell you about the script and my story. If you think it’s okay, we’ll talk about the salary.”

“If you don’t think so, you can just turn around and leave. I promise I won’t stop you.”

Li Tailang laughed when he heard the words: “Okay, it’s okay anyway, just listen to it.”

Director Chen stretched out his hand to make false quotations: “Come with me, let’s sit down and talk slowly.”

There is a gazebo next to the forest, where more than a dozen crew members are resting.

Director Chen asked Li Tailang to sit on the stone bench.

The beauty in the swimsuit walked over with her sexy waist and hips twisted, put it on Li Tailang’s shoulder with a smile, and handed over a bottle of water: “Brother, you were so handsome just now, drink some water.”

Li Tailang smiled slightly: “Thank you beauty.”

The beauty in the swimsuit smiled and said, “You can just call me Sister Yan, the handsome guy is really pretty, director, if the handsome guy becomes the leading actor, I don’t have to pay any money.”

Director Chen laughed twice: “Sister Yan was joking, please sit down, am I inviting this brother Lang to join us?”

Li Tailang opened the water and took a sip, then smiled and said, “Director, don’t you want to tell me your story!?”

Director Chen slapped his head: “Yes, yes, that’s right, first of all, let’s not talk about the story,talk about this. ”

“This!?” Li Tailang looked at Malan Mountain, full of doubts.

Director Chen nodded and said, “Yes, this is it. Do you know what is south of Malan Mountain?”

Li Tailang shook his head: “I just arrived, I haven’t gone yet.”

Director Chen said mysteriously: “A hundred years ago, it was a Yizhuang, but now it has been converted into a cemetery. All the dead are buried in the south of Malan Mountain.”

“Although the resort is in the north, the distance between the two is only 20 miles.”

“Someone in the former resort was curious and wanted to go and have a look, because they strayed into the dense forest and never came out again.”

“I heard that I ran into a zombie, was sucked dry by the zombie, and died inside.”

“The boss of the villa even organized people to go in and search, but they found nothing and lost a lot of money, so they suppressed this matter.”

“Since then, the same mountain has been separated from the north and the south, and the connecting road has been completely cut off. So far, people have disappeared in Malan Mountain every 717 years.”

“I seriously suspect that there are zombies infested here, so I brought the crew to shoot the real scene, hoping to meet real zombies.”

Li Tailang looked at Director Chen with a strange expression, and a line of subtitles popped up in front of him.

“You discovered the legend of zombies in Malanshan from Director Chen’s mouth. ”

“There is no ground, rumors will not arise for no reason, there must be something abnormal about this matter. ”

“Perhaps you should explore the reality of this Malan Mountain Resort, maybe there really are zombies. ”

Director Chen said: “Brother Lang, now you understand, we are really sincere, otherwise we wouldn’t have traveled all the way here to take too many real scenes.”

“Don’t worry, as long as you are willing to be the leading actor, you can open the conditions as you like. If I can meet them, I will definitely meet them. If I can’t, I will find a way to satisfy you.”

Li Tailang was thoughtful.

“Option 1: Follow the crew to explore Malan Mountain and see if there are really zombies. Reward: points +1. ”

“Option 2: It’s better not to cause more troubles, just take a vacation, just have fun, and zombies have nothing to do with you. Reward: points +1. ”

“Option 3: Explore the legend of zombies in Malan Mountain alone, and get rid of the burden of the crew, so as not to drag you down. Reward: points +1. ”

Li Tailang silently chose the third option, and said, “Sorry, I’m not interested in being the leading actor in your movie, and I’d like to advise you.”

“You are lucky if you don’t have zombies, but if there are zombies…”

After a pause, Li Tailang stood up and glanced at more than a dozen crew members, and smiled: “Only the dozen or so of you are just giving rations to the zombies.”

Director Chen and the sexy Sister Yan immediately looked at each other in blank dismay.

Sister Yan covered her mouth and smiled coquettishly: “Little handsome guy, look at what you said, how can this zombie be so powerful, and whether it exists or not is a question, you should worry too much.”

Li Tailang looked at Sister Yan and made sure, um, she has big breasts and no brains.

Just now, seeing that he played thunder and lightning, he actually suspected that there were no zombies.

Shaking his head, he strode away without saying another word.

Director Chen stood up, holding the script and pointing at Li Tailang, he hesitated to speak, slapped his thigh for the last time, sat back on the stone bench and sulked.

ps: Ask for flowers, ask for evaluation tickets, ask for monthly tickets, ask for rewards, ask for reminders to change tickets, ask for customization, handsome big brothers, ask for a wave of support. .

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