At the beginning, I picked up the love letter of the ghost and threw it into the merit box live

Suddenly, Lin Qingmiao became my cousin and mistress===

Li Tailang spread his hands: “Maybe my temperament is more suitable.”

Lin Qingmiao looked Li Tailang up and down, and chuckled: “It’s true, you look foolish, handsome like Pan An, and you’re just a philanderer.”

“It really fits the personality of the rich and the young.”

Li Tailang rolled his eyes wildly: “Can we stop worrying about identity?”

Suddenly, a line of blood-red characters appeared in the air before Li Tailang and Lin Qingmiao’s eyes.

The movie “Painted Skin Bride” is about to start. ”

“Actors, please take your seats. ”

“The introduction of the characters played by each actor is now released. ”

“Reminder: Behavior and language that violate the characteristics of the character are not allowed. ”

“If there is a sense of disobedience in the movie due to the character, the ghost hidden in the npc character will be chased to death, forced to kill, and all the scenes will be deleted. ”

“If the plot completely collapses due to some characters, the movie cannot continue to unfold the plot, and the actors will be passively killed collectively, and all will be hunted down by ghosts. ”

“Protagonist: Lu Feng, actor: Li Tailang, identity: the young master of the Lu family, personality: romantic, passionate. ”

“Character introduction: You are handsome and romantic. You had an affair with your cousin a year ago, and then went to Nanyang to study for a year for your studies. ”

“After you came back, you fell in love with your pure and innocent little cousin, bullied her when she was young and ignorant, worshiped you, and you got her. ”

“You are about to marry the painted-skinned bride Zhao Feiying as your wife. You like your wife, your cousin, and your little cousin very much. ”

“You wander among the three women and enjoy the blessings of being equal to everyone.” ”

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“Female number two: Liuli, played by Lin Qingmiao, identity: cousin, personality: gentle, intelligent. ”

“Character introduction: Since your husband died at the age of 20, Lu Feng has been greedy for your graceful and colorful body, coveted you, and flattered you with sweet words. ”

“On a dark and windy night when you were taking a bath, Lu Feng took the opportunity to have sex with you. From then on, you became his secret lover. ”

“Although you are helpless, you are just a woman living in this troubled world. You need someone to rely on to survive. ”

“You have always been a guiding light in Lu Feng’s life, you are gentle and considerate, generous and intellectual, a mature and very feminine woman. ”

“Lu Feng will tell you anything, and seek your spiritual help. ”

“You don’t want to be a lover for the rest of your life, so as not to be kicked by Lu Feng when you get old and fading. In your heart, you want to straighten up and become the regular wife of the Lu family, so as to tie Lu Feng’s heart. ”

“For this, you can do whatever it takes. ”

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“I’m actually your cousin, or your mistress!?” Lin Qingmiao was dumbfounded. She thought she was a cook, but she got the wrong script.

She transformed herself into the No. 2 female who yearned for the top position.

Li Tailang heard the words, and said quietly: “Don’t talk about it, I am also very surprised.”

“Three women in one drama, Painted Skin Ghost is my new wife, you are my cousin and mistress, and I got a little cousin, no one knows about it.”

“This f*cking relationship between the characters is too explosive, whoever thought of it, it’s so simple.”

Lin Qingmiao said with a strange expression: “Look, I’m not the only one who thinks you’re handsome like a big carrot, and even the movie thinks you’re suitable as a scumbag actor.”

Li Tailang refused to accept it: “Damn, it’s my fault for being too handsome.”

Lin Qingmiao snorted: “If being handsome is a mistake, then you are the one who is unforgivably guilty and can be hacked into pieces. Don’t quibble, bah, scumbag.”

Li Tailang: “…”

Ghost director: “Warning, the actor Lin Qingmiao revealed the role of the sister-in-law”If the hue is contrary, it will cause a strong sense of disobedience, and next time, the actors will be finished. ”

The npc characters in the kitchen stopped at the same time, looking at Lin Qingmiao at the door with malice in their eyes, as if they wanted to choose someone to eat.

Seeing this, Lin Qingmiao turned pale.

After a while, his mind had already turned the corner, and he quickly speculated on Liuli’s cousin’s personality, put on a tearful smile, and threw himself into Li Tailang’s arms.

“Afeng, you can come to see my cousin, she is so happy.”

“Today is your newlyweds, my cousin congratulates you on getting married.”

“Biao sister-in-law shouldn’t continue to maintain this improper relationship with you. If you have time to visit her in the future, she will be very happy.”

“If you don’t come, my cousin will silently bless you in her heart.”

According to the introduction of the character, “Lin Qingmiao has started to flirt with you.” ”

“Option 1: Act with her, treat her as a beloved mistress, and respond completely according to the character introduction. Reward: points +1. ”

“Option 2: Indifference, not taking the initiative, not refusing, not being responsible, violating the human setting, may be attacked by ghosts. Reward: points +1. ”

“Choice 3: Don’t even think about giving orders to your brother Lang when the king of heaven is here, play a ball, whatever you like. Reward: points +1. ”

Silently choose the third option.

Li Tailang held back his laughter, put his arms around Lin Qingmiao’s waist, looked down at her tearful eyes with a smile, and wiped them with his hands: “Don’t cry, you look so ugly when you cry.”

Lin Qingmiao looked at Li Tailang with tears in her eyes, why did you turn a blind eye to my performance, wouldn’t you impromptu perform?

Ghost director: “The actor Li Tailang did a great job. He deeply portrayed the hero’s liking for the new and disliking the old. He played with his cousin’s emotions and body before throwing it away. ”

“The director has decided to add a role to you, please continue your improvisation. ”

Li Tailang: “…”

Lin Qingmiao could hardly continue acting, and wiped her tears affectionately: “Afeng, you despise your cousin who is old and decrepit, now that she knows, she will stop pestering you.”

“Let’s go, don’t stay here anymore, there are too many people watching.”

“Others are watching, and the influence is not good.”

“The bride will also have opinions when she hears it.”

“If you have the heart, you can come and see your cousin when you have a chance.”

The servants in the kitchen watched with relish, nodded and whispered: “Master, really, so many women don’t want to fuck, so they have to fuck his widowed sister-in-law.”

“Hey, there’s nothing better than dumplings, it’s human nature.”

“It’s a pity, it seems that the young master is tired of playing and wants to abandon her.”

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Li Tailang turned his head and looked over: “What are you looking at, a bunch of evil pens, let’s take your eyeballs off, believe it or not!?”

The servants in the kitchen were very cooperative and quiet, as if they were afraid of the identity of Master Li Tailang and responded reasonably.

Ghost director: “The actor Li Tailang deeply portrayed Young Master Lu’s arrogance and domineering. The director decided to add a role for you. Please show your acting ability to your heart’s content. ”

Li Tailang looked at the white lettering that appeared on the air, and cursed: “It shows you are paralyzed, you watch, how can you tell that Brother Lang is acting, are you an idiot?”

Ghost director: “Warning, insult the director, be careful to wear small shoes for you. ”

Li Tailang pushed Lin Qingmiao away from his arms,

He took out the madman’s chain ax from behind, pointed to a line of blood in the air and said, “Come on, come out if you have the guts, and see if Brother Lang chops it to death or not, and you’re done.”

Ghost director: “The actor Li Tailang insulted the director many times, all the scenes were deleted, and the filming was completed directly”

The servants in the kitchen came out one by one with kitchen knives, sickles, and axes. They all looked gloomy and stared at Li Tailang covetously.

They all kept silent, with weird expressions on their faces,

It is no longer as normal as before, like a demon possessed.

Li Tailang chuckled and lost his insight.

“Puppet in group performance, level: none, danger level: high, status: undead. Be careful, they will only act according to the script setting in normal state. ”

“Once the actors make mistakes, they will be sent by the ghost director to clean up the roles and force the actors to finish. ”

“Option 1: Run, these puppets cannot be killed. Reward: points +1. ”

“Choice 2: Hurry up and apologize to the ghost director. As the leading actor, you may still be saved. Reward: points +1. ”

“Choice 3: As soon as it reaches the end, if the wave is not dead, then go all the way to the death. Reward: points +1. ”

“Hehehe… A bunch of little miscellaneous fish also want to kill you Brother Lang.” Li Tailang laughed twice, swung the madman’s chain axe, and the true flame of samadhi attached to it.

Three strikes, five divisions and two divisions killed all the servants in the kitchen.

Remnants and broken legs fly across, blood flows across,

All the corpses were burned into coke by the real fire of Samadhi.

With a flash of white light, the body disappeared, and more than a dozen puppets walked out of the kitchen again, still holding knives, forks and axes, and rushed towards Li Tailang. 710

He is not afraid of death, looks strange, and has no fear of death.

Li Tailang still killed three times and five divisions.

kill back and forthAfter more than a dozen times, the puppet performers suddenly stopped coming out. They were all busy and returned to normal, repeating the work content, and politely said hello to Li Tailang.

Ghost director: “The actor Li Tailang, please go to the auditorium to marry the painted skin bride.” ”

A line of white subtitles popped up in front of Li Tailang’s eyes.

“Your strength is too strong, the angry ghost director yelled, so that the ghost director has no choice but to delete this part of the scene. ”

“To avoid the complete collapse of the plot, I can only let you continue to be the leading actor. However, the ghost director has a grudge against you and wants to wear shoes for you.” ”

“Cut, coward.” Li Tailang curled his lips in disdain as he carried the axe.

Then he walked over, raised Lin Qingmiao’s chin who was stunned, and smiled: “Cousin, are you hehehe with your Brother Lang tonight!?”

Lin Qingmiao’s face was flushed, and she didn’t even dare to fart.

She’s not Li Tailang, she doesn’t have the strength to compete with Ghost Director,

I was afraid of being forced to kill,

The characters who can only be shy and look for Liuli continue to perform,

She patted Li Tailang’s chest shyly: “Oh, little rascal, you can come to find someone at night if you like, just because your new wife won’t agree.”

Seeing that Lin Qingmiao was still acting there, Li Tailang knew what she was worried about, so he didn’t interfere. After all, the ghost director couldn’t touch him, and he couldn’t touch Lin Qingmiao either.

He couldn’t be by her side all the time.

Thinking of this, she stopped teasing Lin Qingmiao and said with a smile: “Well, I’ll go pay a visit to the painted skin bride first, and then I’ll come to you tomorrow, and we’ll talk in detail.”

Upon hearing this, Lin Qingmiao stared in shock, anxiously,

Not daring to say nonsense lines, just watched Li Tailang run away,

Crazy in my heart: Is there any mistake? When life and death are at stake, you still go to worship with ghosts! ! !

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