At the beginning, I picked up the love letter of the ghost and threw it into the merit box live

The female ghost climbed out of the TV, unplugged the socket, and killed ghosts in her dreams===

“You are being attacked by the ghosts of the haunted house. ”

“She’s about to crawl out of the TV. ”

“Choice 1: Pull it out, give it a good beating, who are you going to scare in the middle of the night, you won’t let me watch a ghost movie.” Reward: points +1. ”

“Option 2: Hurry up to the bedroom and hide under the quilt, maybe you can save the dog’s life. Reward: points +1. ”

“Option Three: Get up, walk over, and unplug. Reward: points +1. ”

Li Tailang’s pupils narrowed slightly, watching the female ghost slowly climb out half of her body, so she silently chose the third option, got up quickly, and rushed to the TV.

“Crack!” Li Tailang pulled out the socket.

The TV instantly went dark.

Half of the female ghost’s body was exposed outside, half of her body was still in the TV, her hands were propped on the ground, her black hair was hanging down, and she kept crawling out in a very awkward posture.

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The fans in the live broadcast room saw clearly through the camera, and were immediately stunned by Li Tailang’s coquettish operation, and the screen was full of shock.

“66666… ​​Brother Lang is awesome, Wocao, can you still play ghosts like this?”

“Brother Lang is awesome, Brother Niu Klass!”

“Brother Lang, don’t let her go, grab her hair and fuck her while she’s stuck in the TV, and teach her an unforgettable lesson!”

“Fuck her, fuck her mother, don’t give her a chance to breathe, take advantage of her illness and kill her!”

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“Your behavior has caused a shock to the female ghost. ”

“The female ghost fell into a state of bewilderment, her thinking stopped, and she didn’t know what to do, whether to continue crawling out or shrink back. ”

Li Tailang reached out and grabbed the female ghost’s hair, and smiled: “Sister, is it interesting to come here in the middle of the night to scare you, Brother Lang?”

“Brother Lang delayed watching ghost movies, do you know that!?”

The female ghost raised her head and looked at Li Tailang with a confused face, then she looked ferocious, and stretched her two ghost hands strangely towards Li Tailang’s neck,

A ghostly cry like a dinosaur came out of his mouth: “Ah, ah, ah, ah~~~~”

Li Tailang pulled 707 hairs by the head, and slapped him up: “Ah, your sister, you can’t scream well, and you can’t kill people well. Choking your neck is a fart, you chicken!”

The female ghost’s head was turned away, her eyes were instantly dark, her seven orifices were bleeding, her skin was full of blackness, and the strong sinister aura was suffocating.

“Aooooooooooow~~~” the female ghost roared angrily.

“You scratched your hair and slapped your face. It’s not very harmful, but extremely insulting. You completely enraged the female ghost, and she wants to crawl out and beat you to death.” ”

“Danger! 》The white letters in front of my eyes flashed crazily red.

Seeing this, Li Tailang went up and kicked the female ghost in the side face,

Cursing and cursing: “Tmd, can’t humans and ghosts coexist peacefully? It’s good that you Brother Lang didn’t drive you away, and you dare to run out to scare you Brother Lang, you die!”

The combination of punches and kicks is like a scene of domestic violence. The female ghost who beats screams and gets stuck in the TV, unable to advance or retreat, riding a tiger.

With her own talent, she was able to directly contact the ghost, and hurt the ghost’s physical ability, so the female ghost who beat her couldn’t lift her head, and rubbed back and forth on the ground.

“Your fists and feet have caused real damage to the female ghost…”

“You beat the female ghost to tears, and you know you were wrong, please stop beating me. ”

“You still beat her mercilessly, and she was half dead. ”

“You cast a shadow of domestic violence on her, damage +1. ”

A full ten minutes of beating.

The female ghost gave up resistance, and crawled softly in front of the TV, with her head on the ground, shaking her hands weakly in front of the TV cabinet, and crying

“woo woo woo woo……”

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“The female ghost was beaten into autism by you. As a ghost, she was beaten so badly that she couldn’t hold her head up. This severely damaged her self-esteem, and she gave up treatment. ”

Seeing this, Li Tailang exhaled,

Opened the ghost-sighting eye to check the strength of the female ghost.

“Wu Yuxian, Level: Evil Ghost, Danger Level: Extremely Fatal, State: Depressed. Be careful, she has the weird power to pull people into the movie. ”

“Hey, hey, don’t pretend to be dead.” Li Tailang stretched out his foot and kicked the female ghost Wu Yuxian.

The female ghost Wu Yu was crying: “Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo…”

“Stop hitting, please stop hitting, I know I was wrong. ”

Li Tailang didn’t know whether to laugh or cry, he hooked his hands: “I won’t hit you, come out.”

The female ghost Wu Yuxian continued to cry: “Woooooo…”

“Stuck, can’t get out, o(╥﹏╥)o”

The corners of Li Tailang’s mouth twitched: “Just like you, you’re also a ghost. You’re really the scum of the ghosts. Seeing that you failed to be a ghost, you must fail even more as a human being. It’s embarrassing.”

“Your mouth cannon has caused tons of damage to the heart of female ghost Wu Yuxian. “”The female ghost Wu Yu is now completely shut down by your mouth. ”

“You have achieved the achievement of ‘King of Talking Guns’, and you will get a reward: 200 points. ”

“Wearing the title of ‘Mouth Cannon King’, you can attack ghosts mentally through language, and there is a high probability that you will be sprayed with autism and lose all combat power. ”

Li Tailang: “…”

The fans in the live broadcast room were all peeing with laughter,

Although they can’t see the subtitle prompts,

But they could see how Li Tailang ravaged the female ghost.

The female ghost was beaten and cried, it was too intuitive to feel the female ghost’s despair.

“66666… ​​The female ghost was ravaged so badly, it hurts for three seconds.”

“Brother Lang, you are so cruel that you beat him up and cried like a baby. No, I can’t help it. Let me laugh for a while.”

“We are watching a live broadcast of horror and ghosts. We have received professional training. No matter what happens, we will not laugh unless we can’t help it. Hahahaha… jpg slapped our legs and laughed wildly.”

“I feel sorry for the female ghost, but I actually met Brother Lang.”

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Li Tailang looked at the dejected look of the female ghost Wu Yu,

Shake your head and plug the socket back in.

The female ghost Wu Yuxian slowly crawled out and stood there with her head bowed.

Li Tailang stretched out his hands to brush away Wu Yuxian’s hair, the female ghost, and glanced at the face behind the black hair. He had peach blossom eyes, a bridged nose, and slightly pursed red lips.

She looks like a big beauty.

So, Li Tailang lifted Wu Yuxian’s chin, giggled, and jokingly said, “Sister, you’re pretty, let’s warm your brother Lang’s bed tonight.”

The female ghost Wu Yuxian looked at Li Tailang in horror,

Then, with lightning speed, he drilled into the TV.

“Female ghost Wu Yuxian didn’t expect you to be so daring, even daring to attack ghosts, and ran away in fright. ”

Seeing this, Li Tailang quickly reached out to protect her waist, and put his feet against the TV cabinet.

“Ah, ah, ah~~~” The female ghost Wu Yuxian cried loudly, kicked her legs indiscriminately, and drilled into the TV with all her strength, and got in with a stab.

Only the pants were pulled down.

Li Tailang raised his hand to look at the white pants he was holding, and said quietly: “It’s just a joke, why are you so nervous.”

“Could you do it? It’s not like you, Brother Lang, haven’t tried it before.”

The white pants slowly turned into fly ash…

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“Option 1: Bring back the female ghost Wu Yuxian. In summer, it is a human-shaped mobile air conditioner. It is also good for freezing fruits. Reward: points +1. ”

“Option 2: Have a good talk with the original owner’s family, so that humans and ghosts can live in harmony and create a better life together. Reward: points +1. ”

“Choice 3: Destroy the Ghost of the Haunted House. Reward: points +1. ”

Li Tailang silently chose the second option.

Ghost movies continued to play on the TV.

Watching the female ghost Wu Yuxian crawl into the well like lightning.

He said in his mouth: “Hey, sister, you Brother Lang knows that you are the original owner of this house, so it is understandable to want to drive you away, after all, you came first.”

“But houses are for people to live in, not for ghosts.”

“Death is already dead, so don’t occupy the house and harm others.”

“If you are sensible, just hide and go obediently.”

“If you don’t know the face, then don’t blame your brother Lang for being ruthless.”

After Li Tailang finished speaking, the movie resumed normal playback.

Running to turn on the light, Li Tailang looked at the time and it was past 12 o’clock.

It was time to go to bed, so I went to the bedroom, connected the live broadcast mobile phone to the charging cable, put it on the bracket, and aligned it with the bed.

Li Tailang took off the head-mounted camera, went to bed and waved to the camera with a smile: “Brothers and sisters, your Brother Lang is asleep.”

Fans in the live broadcast room: “No way, Brother Lang, you dare to sleep just after being attacked by a ghost. What if a ghost attacks you at night while you are sleeping?”

“Yeah, it’s so dangerous, maybe you don’t know how to die.”

Li Tailang yawned, took out the double-edged sharp ax from the side of the bed and put it in his hand, and took out the demon-repelling golden flame and squeezed it in his hand: “It’s okay, you, Brother Lang, kill ghosts in your dreams.”

The fans in the live broadcast watched Li Tailang lie down in astonishment.

Li Tailang closed his eyes, wiped his mouth, and let out a long sigh: “Oh, the ghosts in reality are too weak, so we can only set an invincible ghost in the dream.”

“This is the only way to feel a little bit what it means to be excited.”

“Invincible, it’s so lonely.”

Fans in the live broadcast room: “…” Brother Lang was so aggressive that he felt bruised through the screen.

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midnight.

A male ghost with a gut-piercing belly slowly walked through the door and walked to the end of the bed, holding a kitchen knife.

Some of the fans in the live broadcast room were still awake. Seeing this scene, they were too scared to make a sound. They wanted to call Li Tailang to wake him up, but they didn’t know the phone number.

A series of bullet screens were bouncing crazily. Although they knew it was meaningless, they were still shouting to be careful.

“Brother Lang, get up, there are ghosts attacking at night.””Tad, holding a kitchen knife, so scary.”

“Is Brother Lang going to be cold?!”

The camera shone on half of the male ghost’s body, and suddenly, the terrifying face of the male ghost appeared in front of the camera.

A pair of gloomy eyes stared at the fans watching the live broadcast.

The fans were too frightened to type, and trembling to make the slightest sound.

The male ghost looked at the camera for a few seconds, then slowly turned his head, picked up the kitchen knife, and slashed at Li Tailang’s belly.

Exorcising Demon Jin Yan suddenly stretched out from under the quilt, aiming the gun at the male ghost.

“Bang bang bang bang bang”, five gunshots in a row.

The male ghost’s form was broken up in an instant.

“You eliminated the evil ghost Lao Wu, gained experience: 2000 points. ”

“You eliminated the evil ghost Old Wu, bonus points: 20 points. ”

“You eliminated the evil ghost Lao Wu, and the item dropped: a bloody kitchen knife. Mall recovery price: 10 points. ”

Li Tailang raised his hand, put it down automatically, and continued to fall asleep.

“Your talent is amazing, and your long-term experience in fighting ghosts keeps you highly alert even in deep sleep. ”

“You have achieved the achievement of ‘killing ghosts in dreams’, reward: 100 points. ”

A small number of fans in the live broadcast room who hadn’t fallen asleep shivered, looked at the sleeping Li Tailang in horror, and tremblingly sent a barrage: “Brother Lang is really sleeping!?”

“Damn, this is too exaggerated.”

“I thought Brother Lang was bragging, but I didn’t expect Brother Lang to be so awesome.”

“Killing ghosts in a dream is simply invincible.”

“No wonder Brother Lang feels lonely. He can only create an invincible enemy in his dream for comfort.”

“I’m afraid, I’m afraid… Brother Lang is really fierce.”

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