At the beginning, I picked up the love letter of the ghost and threw it into the merit box live

Live catching zombies, the method is too cruel, I can’t bear to look directly===

In the old house of the Nai family, everyone was busy looking for black dogs in the village, buying them with money, and borrowing them based on favors.

They even specifically asked virgins to ask for pussy urine.

It made the village jump up and down. I don’t know what’s going on in the village chief’s house.

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Li Tailang walked in the village fully armed,

Carrying a cello case, a bag slung over the shoulder, the holy flame of exorcising demons on the waist, a pocket watch of Weixin in the left hand, and a mobile phone in the right to start the live broadcast.

“Hello everyone, this is the live broadcast room of ghosts on Friday, which can’t be avoided during the day and can’t be avoided at night. I’m Li Tailang, the supernatural anchor.”

“Today, Brother Lang is going to bring you a live broadcast to catch zombies. This zombie is none other than the old lady Nai whom Brother Lang paid homage to yesterday…”

Li Tailang selectively dictated what happened from last night to now, so that fans have a clear understanding of the current situation.

Barrages kept popping up in the live broadcast room.

“Sure enough, when I entered the Nai family compound last night, there was no one in the coffin. I knew there must be something wrong with the Nai family. It turned out that the old lady Nai had cheated on the corpse.”

“It’s unlucky, Mr. Naiyi is so beautiful, she’s going to become a zombie.”

“Brother Lang has a lot of good fortune. I must kiss and touch Mr. Ji. I’m envious.”

“Hey hey, Brother Lang, you’re awesome, even the teacher can do it, I admire you!”

Li Tailang looked up at the sky.

The sky is gray, even in the daytime, it feels no different from the evening.

In this kind of weather, the suppression of zombies is minimal.

Then I watched the painting style in the live broadcast room gradually become crooked.

Li Tailang didn’t say a word, he was a bit guilty, he did some indescribable things to the teacher last night, but this matter can only be understood but not explained in words.

Li Tailang still can’t do such a private thing like showing off in public.

In order to bring back the painting style.

Holding the Weixin pocket watch, Li Tailang silently thought about where old lady Nai was, and took me to find her.

He said: “Brothers, your Brother Lang has found traces of zombies, and now your Brother Lang is going to take you to hit him.”zombie. ”

As soon as this remark came out, the fans in the live broadcast room were immediately shocked, and they sent barrages saying: “Brother Lang, mighty, Brother Lang is awesome.”

“Brother Lang is still so rough. When others know that there are zombies, they will definitely turn around and run away. Their buttocks will piss when they are scared. Only I, Brother Lang, dare to face toughness, a real man!”

“Mighty, domineering, awesome!!!”

Li Tailang chuckled, but remained silent.

Following the guidance of Weixin’s pocket watch, he quickly walked through the streets and alleys of Naluo Village.

Because there are many alleys in the village and the place is small, people who make detours have a headache.

After walking for ten minutes, I was in a dark alley.

Li Tailang stopped in his tracks.

The Weixin pocket watch is pointing obliquely at 9 o’clock.

A gust of wind blew past, and the strong smell of corpses came to the nostrils.

Li Tailang frowned slightly: “Brothers, the zombies are nearby. I smell a strong corpse odor. This is the smell carried by the zombies.”

When the fans in the live broadcast room heard the words, they immediately knew that this was Brother Lang’s high-energy warning, and a terrifying scene was about to appear ahead.

So everyone held their breath and focused, staring at the screen to observe all abnormal situations.

Li Tailang put away the Weixin pocket watch, left one hand free, and approached slowly.

The closer they got, the stronger the smell of blood and corpses became.

Go out of the alleyway and look at the alley on the left.

At the bottom of the alley twenty or thirty meters away.

An old lady was squatting in a corner, gnawing on something with her head down, making a chewing sound: “Puff, blah, blah…”

The fans in the live broadcast room were terrified watching through the camera, swallowing saliva, and tremblingly sending barrage: “What is she eating!?”

Li Tailang frowned, and asked curiously: “Hey, old lady, what are you eating here, it’s so delicious?”

The old lady noticed someone appeared behind her, she turned her head suddenly,

Gray hair, white eyeballs, mouth full of blood,

The skin on the face wrinkled into a chrysanthemum.

The black nails on both hands were as long as barbs, sharp and blue-coloured.

She held the finger of the leftover in her hand and passed it over, making a strange cry: “Meow meow meow…”

“Young man, do you want to eat it? It tastes slightly crispy!” ”

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When the fans in the live broadcast room saw this high-powered and horrifying scene, they were immediately dizzy from fright, urgent to urinate, and almost went to heaven on the spot.

“I fuck, I fuck, I fuck!!! This damn old lady is eating people!”

“What the hell, it’s too scary. That’s a finger, isn’t it a finger?”

When Li Tailang saw the human finger, his eyes suddenly shrank, and he decisively used his insight into the night eye to detect the strength of the zombie granny.

“Zombie Granny, level: jumping to death, danger level: fatal, state: rapid evolution. ”

“The Zombie Granny is a good old lady who is willing to share, she is asking you if you want to eat your fingers, it’s crunchy. ”

“Option 1: Accept the zombie granny’s kindness and get eaten by the happy old lady.” Reward: points +1. ”

“Option 2: Face the zombie granny, grab a guy and fuck her!” Reward: points +1. ”

“Option 3: Turn around and run, maybe the zombie granny has bad legs and can’t catch up with you.” Reward: points +1. ”

Li Tailang silently chose the second option, and said with a smile: “Old lady, you have a strong taste. If you don’t suck enough blood, you still eat people.”

“Sure enough, the uglier you grow, the steeper you play. You are considered a strange species among zombies.”

The zombie granny squatted on the ground, like an uncivilized monkey, with a pair of white eyes staring straight at Li Tailang.

A strange breath came out of his mouth: “Hiss~~hiss~~~”

“Your words have dealt a serious blow to the self-esteem of the zombie granny, she has 200% hostility towards you, and is about to launch a fatal attack on you. ”

“Danger! ! ! “The white subtitles flickered red.

Li Tailang licked his lips, smiled, put the cello case on the ground, squatted down and opened the zipper.

At the same time, the zombie granny took the opportunity to attack, landed on all fours, moving back and forth on the ground and the wall like a swift wild cat.

The speed is so fast that people can’t react in time.

The fans in the live broadcast room were scared to pee, and they all posted bullet screens: “Brother Lang, run quickly~~~”

“Wori, Brother Lang, Brother Lang, don’t just stand there, run away.”

Li Tailang was not in a hurry, he held a red iron chain from the cello case, grinned, and swung his hand vigorously.

A terrifying blood-red double-edged ax flew out,

In an instant, it fell on the wall in front of the zombie granny’s path.

The wall was cut to pieces, like a spider web, constantly dropping debris.

“Gulu~~~” The zombie granny stared at the terrifying sharp ax that was close at hand like a cat standing up in surprise, and couldn’t help swallowing wildly.

“Oh, the prediction is off by 0.1 centimeters. I’m sorry, give me another chance and let me do it again.” Li Tailang scratched his head with a smile, and stretched out his hand to tug on the chain.

The bloody double-edged ax flew back to his feet.

zombie granny lookLooking at Li Tailang, that bright and warm smile is no less than the most terrifying and eerie smile in her eyes,

She subconsciously took a few steps back, meowed in fear, peeed from her ass in fright, turned around and ran away even when she turned around and couldn’t stand still.

“Don’t run away, play with your brother Lang for a while!” Li Tailang grinned, waving the chain in his hand in circles, like a horse hitch.

Anticipate, aim, throw!

“Swoosh!” The terrifying double-edged ax flew out.

Precisely cut off the escaping zombie granny.

Blood exploded all over the alley immediately, and yellow and white things like intestines flowed all over the place.

The zombie granny stared, and her mouth made a dying neighing sound: “Meow~~~Meow~~~Meow~~~”

“You eliminated the zombie granny, gained experience: 500 points. ”

“You eliminated the zombie granny, bonus points: 5 points. ”

“You eliminated the zombie granny, the item dropped: jumping stiff nails. ”

Li Tailang remained silent, scratching his head in distress: This fucking aiming at the neck, how come it cuts to the waist, and the error is too big, shit, how to clean up now.

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The fans in the live broadcast room looked at the mess on the ground through the camera, their faces were pale, their fingers trembled, and their chests were heaving. Suddenly, many people ran to the toilet to vomit.

The female fans cried and posted bullet screens in the live broadcast room: “My mother, Brother Lang, can’t you be more civilized in your actions, you are so cruel, you scare the baby to death.”

“Brother Lang, do your parents know that you are so cruel? No, I can’t bear to look directly at the scene. Allow me to vomit for a while.”

“Brother Lang, can you put away your big old axe? It looks so frightening. I feel murderous through the screen.”

Li Tailang coughed twice 697: “Brothers and sisters, the live broadcast is over for now. I have to find someone to clean up this mess. I don’t want to pick up intestines all over the floor.”

Hang up the live broadcast and put away the phone.

Li Tailang glanced at the unfamiliar alleys around him: “Fuck, where am I?”

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After a while, the Nai family came to the scene of dismemberment.

Looking at the horrific corpse of the old mother, he was stunned in shock: “Hey, what happened here?”

Li Tailang said a little embarrassedly: “Sao Rui, you hit harder, and you didn’t control your strength for a while, so I have to trouble you to clean it up.”

More than a dozen members of Nai’s family stared blankly at Li Tailang, and suddenly shuddered in their hearts, Wo Ri, what kind of monster is this kid, even the zombies have been chopped into two pieces.

Nai family compound.

The old lady Nai’s body was put back in the coffin after being collected by the Nai family, but she was crying, after all, the old mother was dismembered.

Don’t cry, it’s really unreasonable.

Li Tailang shook his head and walked to Teacher Naiyi’s bedroom alone.

Grind Granny Nai’s zombie nails into powder and pour it into a glass of water.

Teacher Naiyi looked haggard, eyes half-closed, still muttering: “Don’t burn me, I think I can save it again, don’t burn me…”

Seeing this, Li Tailang sat on the side of the bed with a smile and helped Teacher Naiyi up: “Teacher, drink the medicine, and you will be cured after drinking the medicine.”

Teacher Naiyi had a strong desire to survive, so he drank a bowl of dark water in cooperation.

Not long after that, a mouthful of black blood spewed out ‘poof’.

His face gradually returned to rosy, and he lay softly on the bed, and said weakly: “Thank you, Tai Lang, thank you.”

Seeing Teacher Naiyi’s pupils returning to normal, Li Tailang breathed a sigh of relief, and said with a smile, “Teacher, a thank you is not enough to repay a life-saving grace.”

When Teacher Naiyi heard the words, a blush appeared on his cheeks, and he said shyly: “Bad boy, you dare to hit the teacher’s idea!?”

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