As a Captain, You Must Be Cold

On Shine's birthday, the operation team sent out his limited q-version stand to fans. Among them, five fans have the same address, and they are all R.H's bases in Shanghai. When the operation comes to the base, I will pick it up for them by the way, saving even the freight.

The standing sign was as big as Yu Zhaohan's slap, but in Jiang Di's hand it was only half the size of a palm. Jiang Di stood the stand in the palm of his hand, motionless, and stared at it expressionlessly for two minutes. If it weren't for the overly gloomy and tough face of the hunk, it would be an idiot staring at him.

Qi Xian and Lao Tan took the stand cards and went back to the room, who knows what they are going to do. Cheese secretly swiped his phone. Yu Zhaohan passed by behind him, and accidentally saw him picking out the kind of small furniture specially designed for baby circles on a shopping app. Yu Zhaohan saw a small princess pumpkin cart, which was still padded with powder-blue fleece.

Does Cheese want to raise Li Pai as a baby? If it's such an exaggeration, then little Shine wants that pumpkin cart, please help him buy it.

Compared to these people, Shi Du is still a normal fan. After he got the standing card, he just put it on his position in the training room, and Yu Zhaohan could see it even when he was sitting opposite him.

Yu Zhaohan watched his teammates and the manager hand in hand, jealous beyond recognition.

Why everyone can have it, but he can't have it, even the little Shine in the living room was put in a glass box by Lao Tan and locked.

After Lao Tan settled the cards, he came to Yu Zhaohan and Lu Youshan to discuss the evening training match. "The morning tea team wants to make an appointment with us for a training match, do you agree?"

Guangzhou zc is dubbed the "Morning Tea Team" by fans. This is a brand-new team. Even the coaching team is selected from a bunch of "I can do it too" keyboard warriors. The rookies trained hard and worked **** the court, but due to various reasons, halfway through the regular season, not only did they not win a game, they didn't even score a single point, and they were beaten 3-0 by their opponents every game.

There are 32 teams in the league, and there are only six teams in China. Fans will have a good impression of the team besides supporting their main team. The psychology of sympathizing with the weak made many fans tearfully support the morning tea team, expecting them to win even a small map.

Lu Youshan waved his hands and said, "There's nothing to practice with them."

Yu Zhaohan and Lao Tan knew their coach well, and knew that Lu Youshan was not looking down on the morning tea team, but just telling the truth. The strengths of the two teams are not at the same level. Playing training games is not of much value to R.H. If they can't find their own problems, it is equivalent to being a sparring partner for zc, and they may not be able to play what zc originally knew.

Some clues can be seen from the fact that the owner of the morning tea team would rather have the bottom of the club's performance than high-salary signings. This situation reminded Yu Zhaohan of last season's R.H.

Lao Tan opened WeChat, "Then I rejected them." Lao Tan sighed, "I heard that the training games in the morning tea were not too bad, and they won a few games. Although the winners were all ranked lower The team... they are also unlucky."

Lu Youshan made a fair evaluation: "Zc can score points in one or two games, but every time they are about to win, they are either commanding or operating, and there must be a problem with one of them. After all, it is still the mentality Not good. They asked us to play training games, probably to practice anti-pressure."

Yu Zhaohan said: "It won't take much time to play a training match with zc, let's play."

Yu Zhaohan used the right of affirmative vote. In the evening, R.H and zc played a training match and swept each other without any surprise. The last target point was won, and several people were about to exit when they saw zc and all four sent them "thank you".

Today's training game coach arranged for Jiang Di to play. Cheese sat next to Jiang Di, ob, seeing Zc's younger brothers being so polite, felt a little uncomfortable: "I really hope that Zc can get a point in the next game."

"No way," Shi Du lazily moved his shoulders and neck, "Cai must be prepared not to win."

Cheese pointed at him and said, "Master Shi, you are so cruel!"

"Timeless is right." Jiang Di said, "The strong win and the weak lose. This is e-sports."

After midnight, people in the training room went upstairs and returned to their rooms one after another, and finally Yu Zhaohan and Shi Du were left. After Shi Du finished the last game, he waited for Yu Zhaohan to resume the training match and go with him.

Shi Du looked at the stand next to the computer, then at the world-weary captain on the opposite side, smiled silently, picked up his phone and took several photos of the stand, from every angle.

Being photographed by fans shouting slogans is not a bad thing at all, at least he can use his Weibo account to show off openly.

Shi Du chose a photo he thought was the cutest and posted it on Weibo, accompanied by an emoji:

(▼-▼)

At the end of the replay, Yu Zhaohan saw Shi Du playing with his mobile phone, and quietly stretched out his paw towards him, but was caught straight, and Shi Du lightly patted the back of his hand.

Yu Zhaohan withdrew his hand aggrievedly: "Shi Du, I think..."

Before Yu Zhaohan could say his request, Shi Du said, "Impossible, don't even think about it."

"You know what I'm thinking?"

"Of course." Shi Du sneered, "Don't you just want to steal my standing card?"

"I don't want to steal, I want to ask you to get it." Yu Zhaohan said, "And, isn't that my standing card?"

"It's mine." Shi Du emphasized, "I lost face because of little Shine, and I was nailed to the pillar of shame by fans for the rest of my life. How could I give him to you?"

Yu Zhaohan retreated and begged: "Then can you touch me?"

"Okay." Shi Du said, "But you have to be gentle."

"You are talking nonsense, can I be gentle when I touch myself?"

Yu Zhaohan finally touched himself as he wished, and couldn't help but sigh: "I'm so cute."

Shi Du laughed, and looked down at the comment section of his Weibo.

【Then, so, what do you want to express】

【Ahhhhhhh this time it's my turn! Reborn from the ashes, Immortal Heroes 3, **** me]

[Sisters, look at the upper right corner, it looks like a mouse, right? Here comes the question, whose hand is on the mouse]

[It’s so white and so fine, first exclude cheese and Xiaojiang]

[Xianxian can also be ruled out, he is live broadcasting in the room now, there is only one answer! 】

[That's right, that's my wife's hand, my wife just slapped me with this hand [Nosebleed][Nosebleed]]

[Timeless, I look down on you. The deity is right across from you, what are you shooting at the standing sign? Go take a picture of yourself, take a picture of your face, hurry up]

[Welcome Brother Timeless to join the Shine fan army, follow e's super chat, join the Weibo fan group, and get more advice as soon as possible~]

Shi Du: ...Huh?

In the middle of the night, a Weibo account nicknamed [9c] became a member of the "Shine Fan Shanghai Fen Fan" group. There are five hundred people in the group, and ninety-five percent are girls.

[Timeless stay away from my wife: Welcome new sister to join the group~]

[9c:. 】

[Timeless stay away from my wife:? 】

[9c: Thank you sister [Rose]]

[Shine's clavicle is so beautiful: I got a ticket for this week's match between R.H and eau, is there anyone with me? 】

[Timeless stay away from my wife: I want to go too, but I didn't get a ticket [wailing jpg]]

[Timeless stay away from my wife: When you arrive at the scene, you must take more pictures of the beautiful woman to share with the sisters. Remember to keep an eye on Timeless, I suspect he will hug my wife after the game]

[Shine's clavicle is so beautiful: Don't worry, sister, leave it to me~]

[9c: But what if you stared at Timeless, can you stop him from hugging his wife? 】

[9c was banned by the group owner for ten minutes]

During the May Day holiday, R.H had a match against Chongqing eau, and the home game was in Chongqing. Qi Xian has been looking forward to playing in Chongqing for a long time, which means that they can finally eat authentic Chongqing hotpot.

It’s summer in Chongqing in May, and the boys took off their sweatshirts and team uniforms and put on refreshing pink short-sleeved T-shirts. They flew to Chongqing the day before the game, and Lu Youshan refused to let them eat Chongqing hot pot before the game, and insisted on a light diet.

There were three games on the second day, and they were scheduled for the first game, and it was just right to have dinner after the game. Chongqing eau is at the upper level of the league, and it is capable of fighting against the big devil in the east even if it is well prepared. R.H lost a small point in their hands and finally won 3:1.

Generally speaking, R.H played fairly easily, and it was expected to win the game. Several people were very calm, and even Cheese didn't go to his teammates to hug him. Shi Du couldn't do things too badly, he didn't hug Yu Zhaohan, he just put his shoulders when he stepped off the stage.

But even so, some clay sculpture powder is still not satisfied.

In the Weibo group of "Shine fans Shanghai points fans".

[Timeless stay away from my wife: Today my wife's marksmanship is still as stable as ever [Love]]

[Shine's husky: Brother Xian's touch seems to be pretty average, if it weren't for his low-level mistakes, he would have zero seals today]

【Shine's collarbone is so beautiful: That mistake was really ugly. What happened today, he was obviously stable before]

[Timeless stay away from my wife: **** fuck **** fuck, that unqualified younger brother is taking my wife's shoulders again]

【Shine's clavicle is so beautiful: My sister wants to open up, at least I didn't hug her today. I'll send you a few pictures, you can take a look at the beauty to calm down]

【Shine's clavicle is so beautiful: [picture]】

[Timeless stay away from my wife: Because of my wife, I can’t reconcile with Timeless in this life [smile]]

Shi Du flipped through the chat records, and his eyes hurt from the word "wife" that appeared from time to time.

"Timeless," Yu Zhaohan called him, "Look at the road."

Shi Du raised his head and saw several people from Guangzhou ZC walking towards them. The next game will be Guangzhou zc against Seoul TCO.

At the forefront of zc is their coach, id: alligator,

The translation of alligator is the meaning of alligator. Crocodiles are also fish, and Yu Zhaohan, who is also a fish, has a good impression of this coach.

Alligator took the team members to greet them, and thanked them for the last training match by the way: "In the three rounds we played with you, we found many problems. For example, the small coordination between skills..."

The captain of zc reminded him: "Coach, it's time for us to play."

"Immediately." The alligator looked at Yu Zhaohan and said with a smile, "By the way, Team Yu, I also got your q-version standing card. Before we set off, our long spear also worshiped you, saying that it was to pray for the possession of the sniper king." .”

Yu Zhaohan: "Yes."

Those who praise him as the sniper king are good people.

Zc's spear is a fat guy wearing glasses, who blushed when the coach said this: "Captain Yu, I'm not...coach you..."

Needless to say, this is another Shine fan.

Yu Zhaohan slightly nodded at the little fat man: "Come on."

"Come on, brothers," Cheese clenched his fists, "Don't let the Koreans be proud."

The Zaocha team was determined to win if they wanted to win, but in the end they were beaten 3:0 by Seoul TCO. In the first game, they were just a little short of winning the first round. But it was also because they were only a little bit close. They wanted to win too much, and they were so anxious that they made mistakes in judgment and deformed operations. TCO found an opportunity to save the situation.

R.H feels sorry for zc, but it doesn’t prevent them from celebrating their victory by eating Chongqing hotpot—heavy and spicy red oil Jiugongge hotpot, with a strong smell of butter. For Lu Youshan, who doesn’t eat spicy food, the smell is torture. Cheese was afraid of spicy food and wanted to eat it. The meat and vegetables from the red oil pan had to be cooled three times before he dared to eat it. But even so, he was still so hot that tears and nose flowed.

Yu Zhaohan would never let himself runny nose in front of his teammates, he didn't eat a bite and was hungry. Later Shi Du said that he had to eat the staple food, so he ordered two servings of fried rice, and he got a bowl to fill his stomach.

The flight back to Shanghai is scheduled for tomorrow, and they can move freely in the evening. Qi Xian said that a friend of his opened a new bar in Chongqing, and he wanted to join in.

Old Tan reminded him: "Even if you don't have to train tomorrow, you can't drink too much."

"Understood. If you really worry about me, find someone to supervise me." Qi Xian looked at Shi Du with a smile, "Does Timeless want to play with brother?"

Old Tan vetoed it with one vote: "Timeless is not good, I'm afraid you will teach my brother badly."

Qi Xian said with a smile: "He still needs others to teach him to be bad?"

Shi Du said, "Are you sure it's a bar, not an Internet cafe?"

"Of course." Qi Xian asked curiously, "Why do you think I'm going to take you to an Internet cafe? Is the training room not enough like an Internet cafe?"

Shi Du chuckled.

Yu Zhaohan thought for a while, and said, "Timeless will be recognized when he goes out. I will go with Qi Xian, and I will supervise him."

Hearing this, Shi Du and Qi Xian were a little surprised. Lao Tan was completely relieved, with the captain around, Qi Xian would never dare to drink too much.

Before going to the bar, Yu Zhaohan had to go back to the hotel to change clothes. Shi Du came back with him and asked, "Why do you want to go to the bar?"

With his back turned to Shi Du, Yu Zhaohan took off his team uniform, picked out a black letter T-shirt and put it on: "Qi Xian has a problem with his condition, I want to talk to him."

Shi Du's eyes stayed on Yu Zhaohan's shoulder blades, and he didn't ask until he got dressed, "Then why are you going to the bar?"

"Qi Xian is a mature man, and so am I." Yu Zhaohan took out the watch Shi Du gave him and put it on, "Mature men always go to bars to chat."

It is very normal for professional players to make mistakes on the field. Everyone makes mistakes, and no one is an exception. It's just that Qi Xian's mistake today was really low-level, unlike his usual style - he fell into the water and drowned without any interference from the enemy. At that time, the commentator was stunned for a few seconds, and then said with high EQ that it should be hand slipping.

After the match, Lu Youshan immediately asked Qi Xian about the mistake, and Qi Xian also said "slip" and hurried to the bathroom.

Yu Zhaohan's intuition told him that Qi Xian's game was not in good shape, but Qi Xian looked normal again later, so he wanted to talk to Qi Xian alone.

Shi Du asked, "Have you ever been to a bar?"

"I've been there once." Yu Zhaohan said, "But I didn't drink there, I just went to carry the drunk Qi Xian back to the base."

Shi Du asked again: "Then do you know how mature men should behave in bars?"

"Know."

Shi Du had a bad feeling: "Know?"

"I have the script." Yu Zhaohan is full of confidence. The bar is a must-go place for a pretentious hero. He has already summed up his experience, "Do you want to read it? I'll send it to you."

Shi Du: "...Don't, I've already had a very greasy meal tonight."

The author has something to say: I won’t write the script, everyone has read the novels for so many years, the feeling can be imagined by doge

Doll circle: It is said that it is a very money-burning circle, and I don’t know much about it. What I understand is that dolls are raised as sons and daughters~