As a Captain, You Must Be Cold

Shi Du didn't go to bed until dawn, and in his dream he was yelling R.H's slogans, mixed with "wife" from time to time. When he got up at noon the next day, he sat down at the dining table with drooping eyelids, without looking at Yu Zhaohan who was sitting in the parent's seat.

Cheese and Qi Xian looked at each other, and tried their best to hold back a smile: "Human, life is fast, brother, be careful."

Old Tan personally served the young master a bowl of chicken soup, patted him on the shoulder and said, "Timeless, you should know that bowing your head for love is not ashamed!"

"Shine, tonight's training match will be as we discussed yesterday?" Lu Youshan thought he was chatting with Yu Zhaohan about tactics, and they were having a good chat. "PPZ's style of play is a typical style of the Western Division, so make more appointments with them." Think of it as preparation for the playoffs a few times..."

Yu Zhaohan slept too late last night and was so sleepy that he accidentally picked up a piece of **** and ate it in his mouth. His chewing movements froze, and he quickly swallowed the **** into his stomach, pressing between his brows: "Yeah."

Qi Xian took the mobile phone and approached Shi Du actively: "Look, brother, there are tens of millions of social deaths, half of which are Shine fans, you are not alone."

Not long after the birthday celebration started yesterday, the R.H official blog announced that Shine's limited q-version stand has been sold out, and the event of "Heroes Reborn from the Ashes" has come to an end. But there are still many fans who took the video and simply wished Shine a happy birthday.

Among Shine's fans, in addition to ordinary players, there are also many streamers and professional players. For example, Splendid, R.H's former substitute, didn't even wear a mask, so he just got a large size. Unlike the few R.Hs who are active, they are sneaky and sneaky, and they post on Weibo and have trumpets.

Qi Xian showed Shi Du the fans' videos one by one: "This female anchor has more than one million fans, and she is usually a coquettish young lady. Listen to how loudly she shouts; and this old man, everyone On the horn..."

Shi Du ate his own meal, lazily without saying a word, the fans' roars and blessings echoed in his ears.

"Reborn from the ashes, the hero is immortal!"

"Happy birthday Shine, R.H will win the championship this year!"

"Happy birthday husband~ I love you"

"Twenty-year-old wife should be happy too~"

"I am my wife's dog! Happy birthday to my wife!"

Hearing the rough male voice in the last sentence, Shi Du finally reacted. He glanced at Qi Xian's cell phone, and it was indeed a muscular man calling his wife, which made him frown. Looking at Yu Zhaohan again, the other party didn't have any special reaction, as if he was used to this kind of fans' hilarity.

The actual Yu Zhaohan: Ginger is really unpalatable.

Shi Du: "...how did this video pass the review?"

"Is there anything that can't pass the trial," Qi Xian said, "It's not illegal to call out 'wife'."

Shi Du said: "Forget about female fans, how do these male fans get their name?"

Why did he try for a long time last night but couldn't speak?

"Because they're just joking around," Qi Xian enlightened his younger brother with a smile, "These male fans don't usually see the captain, and they also know that the captain will never be their real wife. The captain won't talk to them, so of course they can do whatever they want. Call it whatever you want."

Shi Du's expression was colder than that of Yu Zhaohan who was forced to swallow ginger: "You idiot."

On Yu Zhaohan's birthday, he trained as usual during the day, and the operation team arranged a live broadcast event for him in the evening. In order to give back to fans, they have prepared nearly half a million lucky draw gifts. The prizes include mobile phones, tablets, keyboards, team peripherals, lipsticks and skin care products for girls.

The operation is very aware of Shine's live broadcast style, and he can only play games in silence, and can't say a few words to fans in a live broadcast. Usually it doesn't matter, but today is a birthday anyway, so the live broadcast room should be more lively.

Lao Tan asked Yu Zhaohan if he wanted to find a live broadcast assistant temporarily, and sat on the side to report the lucky draw and thank the fans for their gifts. Yu Zhaohan said that there is no need to find anyone else, just let Cheese serve.

Concubine Zhi was flattered to learn that her brand had been flipped, and said she wanted to go back to her room to take a shower and change clothes. Old Tan said: "The main character of the live broadcast is not you, who will see you dressed up in fancy clothes?"

Cheese also thought about it: "Yes, yes, I can't steal the captain's limelight."

Shi Du: "Pfft."

Jiang Di: "No, you won't."

After dinner, the operation was still debugging equipment, and the popularity of Yu Zhaohan's live broadcast room rushed to the second place on the platform. In the anticipation of thousands of fans, the live broadcast room finally opened, and a boy with a golden hair and round face greeted them with a bright smile: "Good evening, welcome to Shine's live broadcast room. It's a bit late, let's have a little smoke first A wave of barrage 688 red packets..."

Yu Zhaohan was quite satisfied with Cheese's performance, and he was worthy of being his official spokesperson and representative. That's right, just laugh, laugh hard, preferably with your gums out.

[? 】

[Did I go to the wrong live broadcast room? What about my husband, I am such a big husband]

After Cheese finished speaking, he flashed out of the camera consciously, and Yu Zhaohan's face appeared in the center of the screen.

Still the black-haired world-weary beauty familiar to fans, with expressionless eyes downcast. Maybe it's because it's his birthday today, or maybe it's because of the pink team uniform on his body, Yu Zhaohan's brows and eyes seem to be softer than before.

"Good evening, thank you for your support." Yu Zhaohan said succinctly, "I will broadcast it freely, and everyone can watch it freely."

[Happy Birthday] was so densely packed on the barrage, one gift after another, that Cheese couldn't read it at all.

"Thanks, the other side of the IPL, wings, er, and... the battleship of the lawman tide, thank you, thank you..."

[What combination are these two, father and son? 】

[Understood, cheese is Shine's external vocal cord]

【Can cheese help me smell Shine's body =3=】

[Tide still has the face to give gifts? Hehe]

Yu Zhaohan logged into the Tumblr and received the official birthday greeting email from the game. He matched into the game, took out his golden gun black swan, and went out to shoot a flying sniper. Cheese didn't even see the person on the opposite side clearly, when he heard the sound of a headshot, the first blood was born.

Yu Zhaohan glanced at Cheese from the corner of his eye.

The external soundtrack is quick to work, isn't this gun worth boasting about?

Cheese keeps his mission in mind and only regards himself as a ruthless announcer. Unless he really can't stand some bullet screens, he will reply a few words for the captain.

"'Ex-teammates have come to give presents, why are the current team members silent'?" Cheese's eyes seemed to be looking at the mentally retarded, "Stupid, of course the current teammates have to give them in person."

[Can I see other current teammates today? Seeking a R.H family carnival]

[Family Carnival +1, if you want to appear on camera together, you can't favor one another as the captain]

"Cheese," said Yu Zhaohan, "go pass them on."

Cheese hopped away: "Okay!"

Cheese called everyone else over, and the camera showed the boys in pink team uniforms one by one.

Qi Xian, with long wine red hair tied into a ponytail, eyes narrowed into two corners: "Hi—"

【My brother's hair is growing again】

【Xianxian smiles so gently, shiimeless belongs to you, and dedication belongs to me】

Jiang Di has been getting stronger recently, the team uniform is a little tight on his body, and the lines of his chest muscles are clearly visible.

[I really want to pinch Xiao Jiang's pectoral muscles, shasha]

[Will the **** be able to play in the next game? The output-type nanny pokes me too much]

Finally, time travel.

【Little husband, you are here~】

【Curious about what gift my brother prepared for the captain】

[Report—Timeless arrives! Do you guys know what I mean? 】

【Understand】

[Heroes reborn from the ashes are immortal, heroes reborn from the ashes are immortal, heroes reborn from the ashes are immortal]

【—Fuck! 】

Shi Du leaned down beside the gaming chair, "Captain, borrow the mouse."

Before Yu Zhaohan could react, Shi Du's hand covered him, and the palm of his hand unexpectedly pressed against the back of his hand.

The moment his fingertips touched, Yu Zhaohan vaguely felt the boy's hand go stiff. But when he looked up at Shi Du, he couldn't see anything unusual.

Shi Du banned those who posted "The Immortal Hero Reborn from the Ashes" and "Fuck me", and even set up blocking words.

[If you dare to do it, you are afraid that people will say that you can't afford it]

[Timeless, you are very handsome, but please stay away from my wife, thank you for your cooperation~]

[Fuck, I won the lottery, but why do I want lipstick when I'm a man]

"'Why do men want lipstick?'" Shi Du read the barrage, mockingly, "No... brother, don't you have a girlfriend?"

【...I'm heartbroken】

[You are also single, what can you be arrogant about? 】

【I do not have a girlfriend, but I have Shine. Wife stickers~]

"Can you stop calling other people's wives," Shi Du said coolly, "Have you considered how their real husbands feel?"

This Timeless brother, he can't call himself, and he doesn't allow others to call him.

Yu Zhaohan snatched the mouse back from the boy.

Shi Du seemed to see through the complaints in his heart, and said, "Don't think that those who call your wife are all female fans, what if they are picky guys?"

Yu Zhaohan imagined that scene for a while, feeling a little suffocated.

He might not feel much about being called his wife by a girl and a handsome younger brother, but the big man who picks his feet really forgets. But whether it's a cute girl or a big man with a picky foot, they are all his fans, and he should treat them equally, at least seem to treat them equally.

Yu Zhao said coldly: "The name doesn't want to refuse mother's care.

"Okay," he said, "Is Dad coming too?"

Mother Yu said: "Your father is on a business trip for academic exchanges. However, he also prepared gifts for the baby. Mom will bring them to you later."

After hanging up the phone, Yu Zhaohan returned to the villa.

A recent game was playing in the living room as background music, and Lao Tan arranged the delivery one by one, including the usual pizza fried chicken, Coke Sprite, and a huge sushi boat. While taking pictures of the food, Cheese lamented that Lao Tan's presentation has always been good, while Jiang Di was calculating how many calories he would consume in one bite of these things to offset them.

Lu Youshan originally wanted to relax at Shine's birthday party, but he couldn't help it when he saw the game, so he grabbed Shidu for various analysis. Shi Du slumped lazily on the sofa, dealing with the coach one after another.

Yu Zhaohan announced: "Everyone, my mother will come later."

Cheese said happily: "Ah, it's the Queen Mother!"

Qi Xian smiled and said, "I haven't seen Auntie for a long time, I don't know if she still remembers me."

Shi Du put down his raised legs, sat up straight like a primary school student, and then asked "casually", "When will Auntie come?"

Yu Zhaohan repeated: "Later."

Yu Zhaohan estimated that the time would be about the same, and waited for his mother at the gate of the villa. Mother Yu drove here by herself, and brought the desserts she baked by herself and the freshly marinated vegetables. Yu Zhaohan took the food and took his mother inside: "Mom, you must remember later that you can't call me 'baby'." He emphasized repeatedly, "Remember, don't call me 'baby'."

"Understood baby," Mother Yu showed a gentle and helpless smile, "You child, really."

Yu's mother was welcomed by the boys in line, and each aunt shouted sweetly. Lao Tan was worried that she would not be used to the late-night snacks that young people like to eat, and wanted to order some more exquisite takeaways.

Mother Yu smiled and said, "Don't bother, I came here after dinner. Zhaohan, shall we share the stewed vegetables with everyone?"

Yu Zhaohan: "Okay."

The two walked into the kitchen, and Mother Yu said, "Baby's teammates are all very good people."

"Yes." Yu Zhaohan had a sudden thought, "Mom, guess which one of them is my good friend who can tell the truth?"

Mother Yu guessed, "Is it the one with the gray hair?"

"You are amazing! He is the younger brother I told you about, Shi Du." Yu Zhaohan exclaimed, "How did you know that?"

Mother Yu smiled and said, "Because he looks at the baby differently from others. But, is he a little afraid of me? I think he doesn't talk much."

Yu Zhaohan said: "No way, he usually knows how to talk."

After dividing the stewed vegetables, Yu Zhaohan took out two plates first. Shi Du saw the opportunity and walked into the kitchen: "Auntie, I'll help you."

Mother Yu smiled: "Thank you." She handed Shi Du a plate, "How old is Shi Du?"

Shi Du stood at attention, not like a problematic high school student, but like a top student with excellent character and learning: "Eighteen."

Mother Yu was slightly surprised: "Only eighteen..."

She originally thought that the one her son could rely on would be an older brother who was about the same age as Wanfeng back then, but she didn't expect that it was really a younger brother who was two years younger than Yu Zhaohan.

But she also knows that people's mental age and actual age are sometimes quite different. Just like Yu Zhaohan, who is twenty years old today, but there is not much difference from when he dropped out of school at the age of sixteen to play a job. Perhaps the baby looks mature a lot on the surface, but in his heart he is still exactly the same as the students in the ivory tower on campus.

Shi Du became nervous, and blurted out: "I'm very mature."