Arms Dealers From Hogwarts

"Uchiha Madara? No way? Is that guy still alive?" Tsunade was surprised.

"Well..." Jamie nodded: "Uchiha has a secret technique called Izanazaki, an illusion that can rewrite reality."

"And as a price, after using a Sharingan, you will be permanently blind. Back then, Uchiha Madara relied on this technique to avoid death."

"How come..." Tsunade looked unbelievable: "If you say that, has he been hiding in the dark all the time? Then he is an old man now. Let's find him and kill him." May I?"

Jemini shook his head: "No, because he's not the biggest behind-the-scenes man."

"What else? Where's the nesting doll?" Tsunade frowned: "What's going on?"

"This matter has to start with the Sage of the Six Paths..."

Jemini briefly talked about the existence of Otsutsuki Kaguya, and then talked about how Kuroze used Uchiha Madara.

"That is to say, at the end of the war, we have to face Kaguya Hime?" Tsunade said solemnly.

"Right." Jamie nodded.

Tsunade frowned, a little puzzled: "But if this is the case, why don't we just seal that Heijue?"

Jemini shrugged: "You're right, but why would I do that? A guy like him who is secretly poking around is more important to me than a whole country."

Only then did Tsunade realize the fact that Jemini was an arms dealer.

"But... do you really want to watch the ninja world burn to death?" Tsunade asked unwillingly.

"Not really." Jemini shook his head: "The war has just begun, and the entire ninja world is chaotic and disorderly. People can only see the benefits brought by the war, but not the benefits brought by the war." Pain, even if the entire ninja world is integrated under such circumstances, differences will still arise sooner or later."

"And to resolve this matter, we need an enemy common to all, a powerful enemy that can allow all countries to abandon prejudice and hatred and unite!"

"There is no doubt that whether it is Uchiha Madara or Kaguya Hime, they are the most suitable targets."

Tsunade looked at Jemini: "Actually, you are quite suitable."

"How is it possible? I am a good citizen!" Jemini glanced at Tsunade reproachfully.

Tsunade:"……"

This guy is really shameless...

"If I could... I wish the war would end soon.

Tsunade sighed softly, wrapped his arms around Jemini's waist, and rested his head on Jemini's shoulder.

"Even if you use a beauty trick on me, I won't do it." Jemini reminded.

"That's not true..." Tsunade pushed Jemini down: "Don't move around, let me lean on for a while."

"oh…"

With a calm expression on his face, Jemini stretched out his hand to hold Tsunade's panda, and started to play it softly.

"Pervert..." Tsunade said in a muffled voice.

"Um…"

"Have you been thinking about it for a long time?"

"To be honest, since the first time I saw you, I wanted to try my hands."

Jemini's tone was sincere, and his eyes were full of sincerity.

"Bah!" Tsunade said indignantly, "I was almost trampled by you back then, and I was almost crippled by you! What do you think?"

"Isn't that a different position..." Jemini smiled mischievously, "And you guys did it first, didn't you?"

"I don't care, you have to compensate me with something, right?" Tsunade held Jemini's neck resolutely.

"Hmm..." Jemini nodded earnestly, turned over and put Tsunade under him: "This will compensate you, hundreds of millions, hundreds of millions of compensation!"

There was a lovely exclamation in the carriage, the air was filled with an ambiguous pink breath, panting, humming interlaced, like a beautiful serenade.

(Tens of thousands of words are omitted here...)

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"Double ponytails are good, double ponytails are wonderful, Tsunade with double ponytails calls softly~"

The carriage returned to the Ninefold City, and Jamie hummed obscene lyrics, and jumped out of the carriage contentedly. Tsunade looked ashamed and tried to pinch Jemini's waist from time to time, but her imaginary passivity made her He squeezed the air with his hand.

"gentlemen."

As soon as he came back, Kakashi and the three little ones came out to welcome him, and Kakashi nodded respectfully.

The three little eyes swept across Tsunade's face, then looked at her arm holding Jemini's arm, and took a breath in unison.

"Miss Tsunade finally attacked the teacher!"

As soon as Yahiko spoke, Tsunade threw him on the spot.

"What do you mean I'll attack your teacher, brat! It's your teacher who attacked me, okay?"

"Ah, it hurts, it hurts!" Yahiko rubbed his head and got up: "But no matter how you look at it, it's Tsunade-san, you take advantage of it, right?"

Tsunade blinked his eyes, is that so?

Then she looked at Jemini's handsome face and thought about his age.

It seems that I did take advantage of it... What a fart!

No matter how you say this kind of thing, the ones who suffer are women, right?

"I vaguely remember...someone seemed to have said before that no matter what, I will not give adults a chance..."

Adria looked at Tsunade with a half-smile, Tsunade's face was flushed.

"I... it was just an accident..."

Tsunade muttered hesitantly.

"Life is full of surprises, isn't it?" Adria smirked and approached Tsunade: "If Tsunade-san likes it, let's go together next time?"

"Ah, stop!" Tsunade shouted suddenly, his face was as red as a boiled crab, and he fled away like a fly.

Adria looked at Tsunade's back, and couldn't help chuckling: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."

"What's going on these two days?" Jemini asked.

"There are quite a few." Adria hurriedly said: "Yunyin Village began to invade the Land of Earth on a large scale, but it fell into a trap. In order to cover the retreat of the Yunyin Village troops, the third generation of Raikage stayed alone and fought against ten thousand rocks alone. Hidden village ninja."

"It's a talent..." Jemini shook his head.

Whenever the third generation of Raikage tried to break through, it was impossible for these ten thousand ninjas to stop him. After all, this is a ruthless man who can tear tailed beasts with his hands and resist the spiral shuriken with his flesh.

Even Uchiha Madara had to open a Susan, but this one hard-wired a spiral shuriken, but there were two more cracks on the body of the dirt.

"According to the news that came back before, the three generations of Raikage have been fighting for three days and two nights." Kakashi added.

"It's okay, don't worry about him, he will die one night later."

Jamie waved his hand: "Anything else?"

"Yes." Kakashi said hastily: "Konoha and Iwagakure are at war."

"As expected." Jemini waved his hand: "What else?"

"The Country of Grass was invaded by Hanzo." Kakashi flipped through a small notebook: "I heard that he is going to expand the territory of the Country of Rain. So far, he has taken one-third of the territory of the Country of Grass."

"What do other countries say?"

"Acquiescence, whether it is Konoha or Sayin, they all acquiesced to his actions."

"I guess they don't have time to take care of Hanzo for the time being." Jemini nodded: "Get ready, I guess in a few days, you will be running business all over the world."