An Unscientific Mechanic

"Now can you tell me how long I've been on it?" Shinji Ikari sat back on the chair with that gentle expression on his face.

"It's been 14 years since then, things are different, stupid Shinji."

"Why do I feel that people are right and things are wrong?"

"It's almost enough, stupid Shinji... wait, the glass isn't broken?" Asuka took a step forward, trying to jump into the isolation room, but bumped into the glass. "Then how did you stick out your arm just now?"

"Uh...it's complicated to say, but as long as you use the AT position to adjust the molecular vibration frequency of the arm to the same state as the molecular vibration frequency of the glass, then you can pass your hand through the glass."

"... Ritsuko?" Misato looked at Ritsuko.

"...It is theoretically possible. But I refuse to discuss the difficulty and possibility of this matter with you."

"Huh? Why?"

"Because this is a purely theoretical problem, the probability that there are two objects with the same molecular vibration frequency in the world is infinitely close to zero, and this theory is more used in examples of probability and quantum mechanics.

For example, in the description of the world in quantum mechanics, the position of matter in space is random. For example, you may be on the moon or here, all of which need to be "observed" to know. The odds of being on the moon are negligible relative to your odds of being here. Therefore, speaking from quantum mechanics, there is a situation where two objects overlap each other without interfering with each other. But the possibility is infinitely close to zero. "

"Things that are impossible in the macrocosm can be realized under the intervention of the AT standpoint. Do you feel that the common sense of a scientist has been shaken, Ms. Ritsuko?" Shinji Ikari felt relieved when he saw Ritsuko's unbelievable expression a lot.

When he was learning this skill, his Sanguan was completely bombed and shattered several times by Shenji's theory.

"Where did you know that word!"

"My mother taught me."

"ha?"

"My mother is in the first machine, so is Lingbo, and Miss Ritsuko's mother is also there."

"..."×4

"I always feel like I'm avoiding it..." Sakura Suzuhara smiled bitterly and backed away. "I always feel that this is confidential information that is not suitable for me to know..."

"It doesn't matter. I will know sooner or later. Can Ms. Ritsuko send me an explanation of what happened in the past fourteen years and the subsequent impact? This kind of inexplicable has changed so much, and I still don't know anything. It's too bad. .”

"Here." Ritsuko copied the Chronicle schedule on a tablet, and then sent the tablet into the isolation room through the material exchange window under the glass.

"Thank you so much."

"Ah, this is for you, Asuka." Shinji Ikari took out an MP3 from his pocket. "Listen when you have time."

"What is this, a love letter?"

"Well, more or less. But I didn't write it."

"cut……"

"It's written from your point of view."

"Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?"

"It seems that the brief reunion is coming to an end...something is coming." Ikari Shinji tucked the tablet under his arm and stood up from the chair.

"boom!"

WUNDER's hull shook for a while. Asuka jumped out of the cabinet lightly, took out the MP3 from the material exchange box, and put it in the pocket of the sweater.

"Hi, it's me." Misato picked up the phone for internal communication on the ship.

"The target suddenly appeared on the middle deck."

"I see, the whole ship is ready for battle."

"Ikari-kun, where are you?" Ayanami Rei's voice came from the ship's radio,

"Asuka, let's meet again at the crossroads of fate." Ikari Shinji still maintained a gentle smile.

"Hey! Idiot Shinji, what are you doing!"

"Go and fulfill my mission." Ikari Shinji took a step back, closed his eyes, and his expression gradually became paranoid.

"I've had enough! You unreasonable people! Limbo! I'm here!" When he opened his eyes again, Ikari Shinji's expression had changed to the angry expression of being fooled.

A few seconds later, a large hand smashed the outer wall of the isolation chamber. That was the hand of EVA No. 9 machine.

"Ikari-kun, come here."

Ikari Shinji jumped to EVA's hand several times.

"Don't go! Ikari Shinji-kun." Misato reacted, stepped forward quickly, and took out the remote control of the DSS collar. "Stay here for me."

"Why! Didn't you just say that you don't need me anymore!"

"But your personal safety must be protected by us."

"You're talking too much of yourself!"

"Boom!" The frigate outside began to bombard the No. 9 aircraft.

(Fuck... are you so stupid? Directly bombard the flagship? Are you afraid of missing the shot and blowing up the commander? By——Ian \u0026 Shinji)

But what was said was...

"Please stop! That's EVA!"

"That's why we attack! NERV's EVA must be wiped out."

"Isn't this NERV!"

"We are WILLE, an organization formed to destroy NERV."

"But Ling Bo is driving it!"

"No, Shinji-kun, Rei is no longer here."

"Lingbo is clearly here! I've had enough..." Ikari Shinji turned his head and left.

"Mr. Ikari!" Hearing Suzuhara Sakura's voice, Ikari Shinji looked back. "Please be careful."

"????" Ikari Shinji's expression did not collapse, and he was stunned for a moment.

What about "don't drive EVA again, I really beg you"?

Then Ikari Shinji pretended he didn't hear, turned and sat between Eva's palms.

A few seconds later, the No. 9 aircraft, which was headshot by the No. 8 aircraft, flew away from WUNDER, and Shinji Ikari quietly began to look at the data on the tablet.

Ten minutes later, Ikari Shinji, who insisted on reading the materials, still passed out.

The reason - lack of oxygen at high altitude.

"Riiko, why did he switch to that face when he was ready." Misato took off his broken glasses. "Also, has the deep sync rate been detected?"

"Probably expressing the message of "I don't know anything, come and use me to fool me"." Ritsuko guessed. "In addition, the result has already come out, and it is 0. Of course, seeing that level of AT stance, anyone would think that this value is nonsense.

So I switched gears. "

"Then what's the result?"

"The synchronization rate is infinitely close to 100%. It can even be said that he is EVA itself."

"...It's lively now." Misato scratched her head, then looked at Suzuhara Sakura. "Second Lieutenant Suzuhara, we need to talk later. Tomorrow..."

Misato looked back at Asuka, and found that Asuka had already gone to the damaged area to look at the distant No. 9 aircraft. Asuka put her hands in her pockets, and there seemed to be tears in the corners of her eyes. But the corners of his mouth raised wildly, he smiled very happily, and he was muttering something in his mouth.

Then look at the shape of the mouth...

"Please go..."

The image of the wife when the husband is away.

Misato scratched her head again, feeling increasingly irritable.

"Speaking of which... Misato, you and the idiot Shinji have a good understanding..." Asuka suddenly turned her head to look at Misato who was becoming irritable.