An Unscientific Mechanic

The sound of crisp bells, the roar of sonic booms, and the roar of gunfire and explosions echoed above the blood-red sea.

In the battle bridge of WUNDER, Misato, Ritsuko and others who witnessed the awakening of Unit 1 in 14 years all took off the things that would block their vision.

Looking at the halo above his head with a complicated expression, he incited the wings of light to soar in the air, and the two evas joined forces to fight.

"Let me explain Nikka, this thing is really environmentally friendly." Ian swung his gun and strung three mass-produced aviation-type evas together. Three aviation-type evas exploded into LCL in an instant and then exploded into a cross.

In the back, Asuka fired with a gun, blowing up more than a dozen aviation evas.

"...Indeed, I have never seen such an environmentally friendly combat vehicle." Asuka choked for a moment, but had to admit that this thing is really environmentally friendly.

Powered by the emission-free S2 mechanism, if it is shot down, it will directly become an LCL and return to nature, without even wreckage. Not to mention the problem of pollution.

"It's a pity that it looks like a crappy AI. It's not challenging to fight. NERV is only busy making up, so don't they leave a few programmers to write AI?" Ian swung his gun at a mass-produced eva, using the AT position Restraining this mass-produced eva, the body rotated dozens of times and accelerated before throwing the mass-produced eva out.

This mass-produced eva flew out at high speed, collided with more than a dozen mass-produced evas, and then exploded.

"By the way...wouldn't it be good for us to do this?" Asuka suddenly remembered something... "They don't think we're showing affection..."

"That Asuka had a great time." After being reminded like this, Ian remembered that the relationship between the two Asuka below was full of ups and downs.

"Wow~~This is so enjoyable~~" Standing on the Uraga-class, the No. 2 production unit of the Integration Department held a 406mm 6-tube Gatling in one hand and shot towards the sky. Asuka's clear and carefree laughter echoed in the communication channel.

Ian's perception of the quantum waves in his brain also showed that, apart from his pleasure at the roar of the cannon, this Asuka only had a little envy that popped up occasionally.

As for Asuka on AAA WUNDER, her emotions were divided into envy and jealousy. The second machine Kai had already given up the fight, staring at the two evas flying side by side in the sky, with a handful of shattered electromagnetic rifles lying beside their feet.

"Cut...so what do you think about her?" Asuka (Combination Department) was momentarily disappointed.

"If you think about it from the Gundam system, it may be a clone of Asuka, which is not the original consciousness but has false endowed memories and feelings. The original consciousness is locked near the body because of some fetters, and finally merges. In this state?"

"You mean the state of a fat fake duck?" Asuka raised an eyebrow.

"That's almost what it means. Because of this state of being possessed by the undead, this Asuka's state is more negative." The first machine operated by Ian continued to break the mass-produced eva. "But this number is a bit annoying. Should the fleet ride your face and pull your sisters over?"

"If according to your statement, this Q version of Asuka is a clone, there is likely to be a so-called "Shinami" series, are you sure that bringing the sisters over will not pollute this Q version of Asuka's spirit into the last NGE Asuka? "

"Um...then let Li's troops or Mary's troops come." Ian was taken aback and almost forgot about this.

"It's just Mary's. Have you forgotten the appearance of Li's malicious mass-produced aircraft unit? Pulling Li's unit over may scare the happy Erha-like me down there into self-control. "

"I can't... you haven't been chewed yet..." Ian's voice was full of uncertainty.

"What scares me into autism? It's too rude to describe me as Erha, isn't it?" Erha... linked to Asuka's voice came from the communication channel. "What else can scare my President Asuka Langley into isolation?"

Listening to the last name pronounced in Chinese, Ian was silent for a while.

"... Asuka, did you show her Aquila Warrior?"

"...She chose it herself!" Asuka's face flushed, and the rare prank was discovered. Then I sent the commemorative photo of Ayanami Rei's unit formation to the linkage Asuka.

That is, the first batch of 200 smiling Ayanami sisters stood on the shoulders of 200 mass-produced evas in the old theater version holding the mass-produced Longinus gun in a square formation with grinning mouths, and At the front is a group photo of Rei Ayanami standing on the shoulder of the blue and white zero machine with a bright smile.

"...My sis, I was wrong. I shouldn't be arrogant. You can withdraw the photo. This picture is scary... Linked to Asuka, she said faintly." But...Li, she is smiling so happily...I have never seen it before. That expression is beautiful. "

"However... In a sense, Erha and I are really similar. I have nothing but No. 2 machine, and Erha's seriousness is the same. All my strength and pride are pretended. Time and time again Use that kind of childish means to attract the attention of the invincible Shinji-sama. Then screw it up again and again." Linked to Asuka's tone is full of the sour smell of "running in the sunset, that is my lost youth" taste. "And then it's a little bit worse every time."

"Isn't that something that comes close every time, okay? The kind of man who can't even kiss well, you won't know your intentions unless you press him on the bed, take off his clothes and eat him. .” Asuka (integration department) said angrily.

"Oh? Your Excellency the Commander~ Excuse me, please disconnect this communication channel~ We girls want to say something about myself~" Linked Asuka's tone was suddenly full of playfulness and gossip.

"Yeah." Ian always felt that someone was going to be hacked next.

"So, did you "sing" with your Shinji?" Linked with Asuka winking.

"………not yet."

Ian suddenly felt that the thought wave resonating with Asuka was suddenly cut off.

The two aircrafts were no longer linked, and began to fight on their own. The actions of the second aircraft were suddenly full of self-deprecation and madness.

"Five years have passed, and you still haven't succeeded? What about Misato? Did you give me the kiss from your lord?"

"...Give it."

"A grown-up's business?"

"………Done."

"...Hahahahahahahaha...Are you an idiot?" Linkage Asuka almost missed the gun with a smile, and the whole body of the No. 2 machine she was driving was shaking. "At least stupid Shinji's first kiss was mine 23333333..."

"Troubleshooting! Troubleshooting! Troubleshooting! It's just that I didn't find the right opportunity! Anyway, it's a semi-permanent creature! It will succeed sooner or later!"

"Listen, listen, this is a typical speech of a defeated dog~ Wait... it turned out to be "successful" instead of "snatch it"?"

"After all, there are still many things you don't know..."