An Unscientific Mechanic

When he saw the photos of two girls dressed as female Thors handed over by the intelligence department, Ian didn't know why he thought of Sol kneeling on the ground looking up to the sky and screaming...

It's the kind of hair style of the golden lion king, kneeling beside the Meow Hammer in the heavy rain, looking at the sky and questioning his father, and finally watching Jane Foster with a face of despair picking up the Meow Hammer inexplicably, powerless He knelt down on the ground and yelled "No~~" in a mournful voice that made those who heard it sad and those who saw it cry.

Of course, the actual picture is more...interesting than what Ian imagined.

Because of the Black Widow who was urgently recalled by S.H.I.E.L.D. from the Anaheim Secretariat, Natasha Romanoff, after Jane Foster passed out due to exhaustion after undergoing the transformation of Thor's power, looked Picking up Thor's Hammer in disgust.

Luo Ji, who was watching the show at a distance of 3 meters from Sol, was in a daze for a while, as he turned on the invisibility magic and the magic that reduces the sense of presence, and was sitting on a luxurious sofa.

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Five meters in front of Luo Ji, Gu Yile, who was also using the invisibility magic, couldn't lift his head.

The expressions of the two brothers and sisters when they overturned the car were too happy.

Afterwards, Meow Hammer was taken away by Natasha Romanov, and Jane Foster was taken away by S.H.I.E.L.D., but was fished out of S.H.I.E.L.D. by Anaheim. Ministry of people.

Although the temperament is completely different, but after all, he has the same face as his boss, so don't be brainwashed by Hydra again, it will be awkward to fight.

Sol was discovered by SHIELD and his identity was discovered. Although he lost his divine power, but...

Everyone knows that the gods like to play the trick of beating the young and growing old.

What's more, although I don't know what kind of conflicts the man in front of me had with his parents, and lost his identity as Thor, this golden lion king is still a genuine prince of an alien empire.

I can't stop people from doing an experience and a survey or something. You killed the prince here, and millions of cosmic people will come to the door later.

So... S.H.I.E.L.D. specially approved 10 million U.S. dollars for the ex-Thor alien prince to sleep with delicious and delicious beauties.

Then three months passed, and the $50,000 was not spent.

woman? As far as the weak constitution of human beings is concerned, they are not as good as dolls.

food?

The power of Thunder God is gone, but the foundation of the body is still there, and the body absorbs energy from the environment all the time.

Food is just a prop to satisfy the appetite.

So... Thor, after trying a lot of food, met the nemesis of his body.

Beer Fried Chicken Happy Water.

entertainment?

Sol hasn't been out for two months since an unreliable agent from S.H.I.E.L.D. sent over the ps5 and all the games on the market.

Reluctant to leave, he is talking about Saul's state.

By the way... because Sol spends a lot of time playing online games, with the help of the powerful memory of the Asa, Sol has been able to use 17 different languages ​​proficiently, and more than 50 dialects. The richness made Master Gu Yi amazed.

In this regard, the US Weather Bureau stated that they have no idea why a storm cloud with energy comparable to a nuclear bomb would gather over a small town in Texas and then dissipate with the wind.

————At the same time...in the Beng Beng Beng universe——

"Come here, Miss Wei, this melon is delicious." Wearing sunglasses and pajamas, Asuka was lying on the roof of a villa halfway up a certain mountain, wearing sunglasses and watching the battle three kilometers away.

By the way, he handed the sliced ​​milk melon to Yui Ayanami.

(Note: The eva-related settings in this book are combined with the theater version and TV version of eva. For example, the setting of Ikari Gento's marriage is cancelled, but Ikari Yui, formerly known as Ayanami Yui, is married normally.

After Ian and others figured out a way to take out the souls of the three mothers in Eva, the first thing Akagi Naoko and Ikari Yui did was to beat Ikari Gento half to death.

After communicating with Ikari Shinji who has been deified but unable to escape the reincarnation of this plot, Ikari Yui divorced Ikari Gento and changed his original name back to join the integration department with three other women who were calculated, and worked in the technical department. )

"I never dreamed that I could see this scene." Ayanami Yui took the melon cheerfully.

In the distance, the day angel and the knockoff version of daylight reproduced with local materials using Honkai as the energy source in this world beat each other with whips.

Moreover, the genuine day angel gradually gained the upper hand because of its richer combat experience.

"Watching Shinji at the time... When the Grand Commander drove the EVA to fight the apostles, I was thinking, when will the apostles be able to kill each other with technology, instead of letting these 14-year-old children stand on the front line of protecting human beings." Ritsuko Akagi pressed the straw hat to prevent being blown away by the shock wave generated by the collision of the whips of the two apostles, watching the two apostles with similar heights fighting each other, drinking orange juice sighing.

It is worth mentioning that……

The members of the integration department who came out of the EVA world, after watching "Death and Rebirth" and "Sincerely For You", everyone opened a can of orange juice and drank it sighingly.

Ikari Shinji, Asuka, and Ayanami Rei (not the two Ian is familiar with) who have already become gods after being freed from the plot of infinite reincarnation also live in seclusion and play in the sphere of influence of the Ministry of Integration.

When I went to the No. 2 UC universe, I accidentally met Char.

Shinji Ikari and Char wanted to have a good chat, and the two of them who drank too much in the izakaya (two glasses of Calpis per person) almost drank a cup of wine and became brothers.

after all……

Char: Lala is the woman who can become my mother!

Shinji Ikari: Machine No. 1——My Mother

Rei Ayanami - my mother

Katsuragi Misato - Still My Mother

In the end, Sierra Mars, who was looking for him, knocked Char unconscious with a punch, and Asuka kicked Shinji Ikari, who was wrapped in an extremely compressed AT position, with a roundabout kick that knocked out the two tightly hugging.

After paying compensation for the wall of the izakaya, the two exchanged contact information and dragged a comatose man away.

"Oh oh oh oh oh oh! This whip is beautiful!" Misato yelled while drinking beer.

Ritsuko and the others helplessly looked at Misato, who was super excited.

"It really hasn't changed at all... Misato."

"No, it has changed a lot. Now she is not as cloudy as before, but the AT position is extraordinarily strong." Ayanami Yui smiled and looked at the super happy Misato. "So, in SEELE back then, the fact that psychological problems would make AT's position extraordinarily strong was completely deceitful. Strong beliefs are the source of a person's spiritual strength."

"But, why don't you let me fight... Hasn't the No. 2 Goddess equipment with the Honkai function already been manufactured?" Asuka took a sip of the juice.

"Because you can't kill a chicken with a sledgehammer, a more challenging enemy like Israphael (the angel of music) is suitable for the actual combat test of the No. 2 unit." Ritsuko put down the juice and pushed his glasses.