An Unscientific Mechanic

Just three minutes after the test ended, several helicopters roared down on the campus of this private high school under the escort of IS.

The helicopter got on and off, including the Japanese Prime Minister, the Minister of Defense, the Minister of Education, the Minister of Foreign Affairs and other senior officials of the country.

In the distance, several helicopters are coming here.

"I said... As for it?" Ian's eyelids twitched. What do you mean by your attitude of watching the savior?

"Little classmate, you don't understand... You don't know how we have survived these past few years..." The Prime Minister's eyes almost soured, leaving two lines of tears.

Here, since the appearance of IS, the ultimate weapon that only women can drive, the whole society has faintly transformed into a society of femininity.

Except for a certain deputy prime minister who will always be a woman, and insists on the concept of "women can hold up half the sky", and has always insisted that women are relatively fair (after all, some biochemical industry jobs are too harmful to women. In this situation, insisting on so-called fairness is too fucked) Employment policy In a large foreign country in East Asia, the political situation in other countries has undergone considerable shocks.

because……

These so-called developed countries...the slogans are shouted loudly, but few of them have been implemented...

Although occasionally a few female prime ministers and female secretaries of state pop up, the overall proportion of those who can stay in the political system and hold power is far lower than that of men...

To put it simply, they have ten generals, two colonels, four captains and eight thousand signal soldiers...

When the influence of social feminization brought about by IS impacts the country's administrative structure, turmoil occurs...

In just a few years, whether it is the military or the government, the gender ratio of those in power has been forcibly reversed to one to one, and a large number of novice administrators have come to power. If it were not for the sufficient technical dividends brought by the analysis of IS technology, the society would not be able to persist smoothly until the day when these people skillfully use government orders.

As for a certain East Asian power?

Isn't Heroine a routine operation...

There is no fuss... The war is not decided by one or two hundred children playing house like IS. There is no complete industrial system and military system, and IS is useless.

No... It should be said that it is precisely because the countries headed by the five permanent members have complete military and industrial systems, as well as the deterrence of unconventional weapons, these countries have more IS quotas...

...Well... So it seems that IS makes the strong country stronger and the weak country weaker...

So what is the purpose of this kind of thing? Is it possible that it can only be obtained after capturing Shino no Beam... From the data collected so far, this so-called genius scientist has had a profound impact on the world.

But there is a hammer in the east and a stick in the west, completely confused.

"Can I take a step to speak?" Ian actually forcibly saw the delicate and pitiful expression on the face of the bald old man in front of him. This made Ian get goosebumps all over his body.

"Then...find a coffee shop?" Ian rubbed his arms at high speed, trying to rub away the goosebumps.

"Immediately clear a coffee shop and establish a warning zone of 50 meters...not more than 200 meters. The sniper zone controls all sniper points. All unauthorized armed units are prohibited from approaching within a radius of 15 kilometers, and direct use of Lethal weapons."

Three full hours, and five canned coffees later...

"Probably that's it. Due to certain over-the-top factors, there is already a rudimentary trend of feminist society in our country. We urgently need a political propaganda..." The bald prime minister in front of him wiped his sweat.

"Emmmm... isn't it good?"

"What are you talking about...of course it's not good!"

"For a long time, this country has been very unfriendly to women in many places. According to the available information, the status of men and women here is barely the same as that of the big East Asian country next door ten years ago. It is not so much the trend of thought in the society of femininity, it is better to say Is it that women's privilege that is shown cannot be treated as unequally as before?

Judging from the current social phenomenon in Japan, the impact of the fact that IS has only female drivers is not so much an opportunity for the feminist movement, but an affirmative movement with the masculinity advocacy at the core of more than ten years ago. ...

Looking at it now... haven't you noticed that the pressure on society as a whole has become lighter... Even the frequency of the word "social animal" appearing on the Internet has decreased a lot.

From the perspective of social division of labor, the situation where men dominate the inside and women dominate the outside will not be discriminated against. Even under the impact of the new trend of thought, the traditional thinking that "the son of a worker is a worker, and the son of a lawyer is a lawyer" is almost impossible. Disappeared, young people have a much higher degree of freedom in choosing their studies and jobs. Is not it good? "

"The psychological burden of young people is indeed much lighter...However, what we worry about is that in the long run, the things you worry about in masculinity that you just mentioned will gradually appear."

"But it doesn't matter if I'm the only special case?"

"Just one is enough now."

"ha?"

"We never believe in the existence of so-called special cases, nor do we believe in the existence of so-called coincidences. You must have the characteristics that meet the conditions for IS to activate. As long as we analyze this characteristic, we can select male members who can drive IS.

Then, whether it is the reason why IS was only activated by women, or the purpose of Dr. Shinonosuke, we can analyze it. As long as these things are analyzed, the days when play toys like IS are left in museums will not be far away. "

"I feel more at ease when I hear about this purpose... I thought you were going to use me as a political mascot just now..." Ian sighed.

"Actually, we are more inclined to use you as a bait to catch these villains, including Dr. Shinonosuke, the pilot of the first IS white knight for actual combat, and the strange organization parasitic in the shadows of various countries. thing.

According to the consistent routine of "special products" in our country, special cases will definitely be accompanied by the appearance of "drama". As long as we keep an eye on the people and events around you, the above prey will appear sooner or later. "

"...a specialty of your country?"

"Light novels, anime, aren't these special products of our country?" The bald prime minister said with a chuckle.

No... I always thought that your country's special products accounted for more than 90% of the world's output...

"The title of "the only man in the world who can drive the IS" is enough for a light novel? I remember this kind of special protagonist routine that was popular for a while when I was a child, such as the world's only male succubus, the world's only male protagonist and so on. Which protagonist doesn’t feel like the center of the world, everything happens near the protagonist.”

It's a light novel...it's the same title as the male protagonist in a certain light novel called Infinite Stratos.

"Of course, we will carry out the test for males to initiate IS. Since you can activate it, the probability of males initiating IS is not zero. From a statistical point of view, as long as the probability is not zero, find the next one in the world who can activate IS. The male is an inevitable event. Before that, please be the bait for a while.

You will be the only male student at IS Academy.

Of course, you don't have to worry about your safety. Mr. Orimura Chifuyu of IS Academy is an outstanding IS driver, and she will ensure your personal safety there.

And the IS Academy should be the safest place in the world besides the Cheyenne base in North America and the underground fortress of the White House, right?

In addition, we will find a way to sponsor you a special machine, do you have any requirements? "

"I wonder, I'll mention it to you after I'm familiar with IS? I don't know what I'm good at in IS operations yet."

"Yes, we will have a dedicated person in charge at the IS Academy at that time."

Then... On the third day, the admission notice of IS Academy was mailed to Ian's apartment here.

And... along with the admission notice, there are thirty-three thick textbooks...

The textbook introduces in detail the history of IS, the performance of IS, the equipment of IS and all public information about IS.

For example, the technical information of all packages (Package) that are currently published.

Inside, Ian even saw the complete space compression technology, relative coordinate anchoring system, anti-gravity system, miniature high-strength rigid energy shield technology, inertial stop system, mind interface system, quantum communication network and other technologies beyond the times. full profile.

Complete information including mathematical models, calculation formulas, application fields, and application prospects.

"This thing... is for high school students? Are all the high school girls here monsters?" It took Ian nearly half a month to finish half of the textbook.

That is, history, tactical actions, public performance data of IS, etc.

As for the rest of the tech stuff...

It's hard enough for Ian to chew on himself...

Two months... that is, a whole summer vacation has passed, and Ian barely finished 2/3 of the technical materials.

and……

Caught in a frenzy for upgrades to legacy vehicles...

It is said to be old-fashioned, but it is actually the equipment that just came off the production line not long ago.

The fact that production is obsolete is vividly reflected in the integration department...

Under the operation of a huge scientific research team, the equipment of the integration department is almost upgraded on a monthly basis.

Every month, technological upgrades will be applied to active equipment. Thanks to the fact that there is no essential difference between the equipment of the Ministry of Consolidation and the ELS, they are all constructed of nano-robots. Most of the upgrades only need to be changed by nanorobots, and the upgrade cost is so low that it is almost negligible.

By the way... the intelligence agents in charge of the IS technical investigation have now gone back to receive punishment...

Most of their energies are concentrated on sneaking into military factories and high-tech research institutes. A lot of time and effort was wasted fighting security personnel and deciphering encrypted databases.

But... the technical information of IS is actually in the textbook of IS Academy...

Compared with stealing materials from laboratories, research institutes and factories, the cost of obtaining technical intelligence data from such textbooks is infinitely close to zero.

Of course, the punishment is not serious... because no one expected that this kind of thing, which should be classified as top secret in any world, would be publicly written in high school textbooks.

It's totally against common sense, but in line with the Alaska Treaty of this world.

In other words, the research results of IS are publicly shared data.

"It's too much public..." This is the only evaluation of the intelligence department and the technology department on this matter.

but……

The current world is April 8th, the first day of high school new year admission.

Ian was sitting upright in the first row and third row of Class 1 classroom of IS College. That is, the seat at the front of the center of the classroom.

Feel like sitting on pins and needles, like a light on your back.

If you look closely at his expression, you will find that there is a fine layer of chicken feather sweat on his forehead, and there is a solid smile on his face, but the corners of his eyes and mouth are twitching slightly, and the eyebrows of the left eye are also slightly lower than the right eye. .

"If I knew it earlier, I wouldn't have strengthened my body..." Ian felt a little regretful. In order to better analyze the technical information in the textbook, Ian took the time to strengthen this body, injecting nano-robots, undergoing reformer surgery, and implanting Jedi worms.

With the assistance of the shipboard quantum computer and super intuition, the analysis of IS's public information is getting faster and faster every day.

but……

The senses are also countless times more sensitive than the previous state of a completely ordinary person...

Every line of sight focused on oneself will be captured by one's own feelings, and the emotions contained in the sight will be analyzed.

The result of the twenty-nine curious eyes of the whole class staring at Ian's back is that Ian is now sitting on pins and needles...

The green-haired, natural dull teacher who was very understanding walked into the classroom.

"Hello, everyone. I am Maya Yamada, the deputy head teacher of this class. Congratulations to everyone who has enrolled here." No one paid attention to her, because everyone's eyes were still on Ian.

"That...Student Ian..." The short, green-haired teacher who was very understanding was wearing a deep V uniform, bent over on the podium, and leaned forward in front of Ian. "Your name initial イ (i) is the first in this class... Can you introduce yourself? Can't you?"

This cute gesture of bending her arms to tighten her heart made her heart even more unfathomable...

Ian frowned.

Stand up silently.

"Ian Varsity, I'm too lazy to talk about hobbies, please take care of me, the above."

The students in the back fell to the ground in a comical way.

"...Campus comedy? Hey..." Ian felt that he could hardly maintain the expression on his face.

A beauty in uniform walked into the classroom and slashed at Ian with a knife.

Ian straightened his palm subconsciously, and placed it horizontally on the track of her hand knife, blocking the hand knife.

"Fuck...is it so powerful?"

"Blocked?" Orimura Chifuyu frowned. I can quickly get started with IS, although it is a training machine with simplified operation, it can block my careless hand knife... Is this person really not arranged by my mysterious best friend?

Orimura Chifuyu withdrew her right hand and quickly struck from another angle.

Ian continued to block, and after more than a dozen rounds of fighting back and forth with his right hand as a sword, Ian stretched out his hand and directly grabbed her wrist.

"...Is it the tradition here that the head teacher fights with the students first?"

"Sorry, my hands were itchy for a while." Orimura Chifuyu withdrew her arm from Ian's loosened hand.

Ian also took advantage of the situation and sat back in his seat.

"Everyone, I am Chifuyu Orimura, your homeroom teacher, and my job is to make you useful people for the next year."

It was a little cold, and the students at the scene were a little confused by the fight between two people who were so fast that they could only see afterimages in a second...

"Very good... There is no one who made a declaration of shaking M this year... Finally, there are no such idiots..." Orimura Chifuyu nodded slightly. It seems that the variables in front of me are still very useful...

After about a second and a half, the first person regained consciousness...

"...It's...it's Chifuyu-sama!"

"sister!"

"Please whip me as much as you want!"

"..."

"Gah...it's too early to be happy..."