An Unscientific Mechanic

"Regularly report that there are no emergencies in the Ministry of Integration.

Fifteen hours ago, a small-scale bug swarm was found 13,000 light-years away from the Pandora galaxy, and Rita Brataski led the Phoenix Swarm to hunt it down.

Under the authorization of the Minister of Operations, Emperor Lee Varsity, the "Witch" unit was incorporated and the "501st Joint Combat Regiment" was established. Preliminary planetary development is currently being carried out on the artificially customized planet "Fairly 01". The technical team led by Mirena Vasti has arrived at Fiali 01 and is developing a clone for the "Witch".

The abnormal technology development planet is numbered singularity 3, the high-dimensional scanning is completed, and the superstring scanning is completed. There is no split in the timeline, the local space-time structure is stable, and within a radius of 200 light years, there is no trace of superluminal speed except for the investigation team. Preliminary judgment is the result of a certain local technological revolution.

In the current world, because only women can drive the current main mobile weapons, women's rights are unprecedentedly strong. However, due to the limited number of IS cores and the inability to obtain physical objects, the research on the cores is now at a standstill.

The high-productivity civilization in the solar system, because of its 400-year-long peaceful atmosphere, is commonly known as the pastoral civilization circle. It has established preliminary diplomatic and trade relations, and invited us to visit the 312th Starship Road Competition.

The Halo world coordinates have been read, the preliminary detection is over, the first traversal test has been completed, the test was successful, and the star map is being drawn.

In addition, the preliminary observation results of the Dark Star Empire came out, and incoherent time and space traces were observed. The Dark Star Empire is suspected to have traveled back from the future of this time and space.

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"I saw such high-energy news when I woke up..." Ian sat up from the bed. "Who's technological revolution jumps forward 300 years like a high jump... Also, that witch turned out to be the world of Strike Witch? What the hell is Starship Road?"

"Reply to the Pastoral Civilization Circle, I will go to them to visit the Starship Road Contest, and let the Ministry of Foreign Affairs and the Propaganda Department negotiate with them on etiquette." Ian sent a message along the brain quantum wave network to the Secretary Department of the General Command . "Prepare a diplomatic body, increase the speed of uploading thoughts, and install a retina screen."

"Understood. The instruction has been communicated, and the body is expected to complete the modulation in 15 hours."

Leaving some threads for the body on Yamato, Ian's main body of thinking returned to the main body of the Enterprise.

The submerged body on the Yamato uses a part of the mental power skeleton technology... When not performing high-intensity exercise, with the assistance of high-performance AI, this body can perform most small-scale movements, such as sleeping naturally and watching TV. Casual, pretending to be deciphering data, etc.

"Sabei, send me a copy of the details of the pastoral civilization circle."

"Understood, it has been sent."

"...Mom, what a strange civilization..." This is Ian's feeling after looking at the survey results of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs on this civilization.

First of all, this civilization is super harmonious... Wars in the entire civilization circle, that is, in the solar system including the eleventh planet, conflicts that can be called wars have completely stopped for nearly four hundred years.

Large-scale cosmic colonization has also been carried out for nearly 350 years.

All the dwarf planets and above planets in that solar system have left their footprints, and even the giant gaseous planets and the first planet, which have a relatively violent environment, their humans have established outposts on them.

The star system is highly developed, with large cosmic factories, planetary development platforms, orbital elevators, star rings, large cosmic colonies, and even a half-built Dyson ring.

The level of civilization technology is very high, and part of their technology can be called advanced when thrown into the Galactic Republic, the Megalas Empire, Iskandar and other old civilizations with a history of thousands of years of cosmic development.

For example, materials science, a kind of nano-carbon fiber material commonly used by this civilization on vehicles, is very strong.

Adding 20mm thick carbon fiber material inside the composite armor of the tank, facing sabot-piercing shells, this thing can provide an equivalent homogeneous armor close to five meters...

In the face of beam weapons, it can also provide equivalent homogeneous armor close to four meters thick.

Another example is their planetary development technology, which is even more advanced than the above civilizations. Because they don't have super-light technology, they don't have so many planets to make them suffer... they can only take it easy.

About 500 years ago, the global unification war broke out in this civilization circle. To describe it in the era of the earth, it probably started from as high as UC123. The war started, and the technology was lost while fighting.

After 30 years of fighting, the last ballistic missile was launched, but no country can manufacture it anymore.

After 50 years, the last gas turbine can no longer be started, and the power unit of the tank has completely degenerated into a diesel engine.

Sixty years later, the last jet was shot down and the Air Force returned to the days of propellers.

Sixty-five years later, the last 200,000-ton fusion-powered aircraft carrier loaded with propeller fighter jets was sunk. No country can produce more than 10,000 tons of warships.

Eighty years later, the last fusion reactor was shut down. Due to the concentration of fossil fuels in the war, the people can only squeeze a little energy out of power generation means such as solar tidal energy small hydropower stations.

One hundred and ten years later, the war ended, and the global population decreased from 14 billion people before the war to 1.8 billion people.

There is no country, no government.

All that was left was a lucky warlord.

Fortunately, it only took them 30 years to re-establish the order. Having lost almost all culture and customs, they decisively established the country by military.

There is no civilian use, all the people are soldiers.

Private cars are tanks, and vehicles are military transport planes and warships.

Even a bicycle has to have a machine gun.

Relying on such a "reckless" momentum and the attitude of each performing his duties, fulfilling his responsibilities, and resolutely obeying the orders of his superiors.

They completed the revival of civilization super-efficiently, completed the task of searching for the 110-year-old technology lost in the past in 30 years, and then spent 10 years surpassing the past, turning their attention to the stars and the sea.

Then it's embarrassing...

It took them more than three hundred years to hold back the superlight engine.

Just relying on high-efficiency nuclear fusion engines, chemical fuel engines, anti-gravity engines and even coordinate displacement engines, human beings can colonize and develop in the entire star system. Even most of the rocky planets beyond the third orbit have been terraformed, covering most of the planets with colonies.

but…

What about the so many battleships and tanks that are suppressed every year? What should we all do to Wu? What if you don't let go of your energy? What do you all want to do?

The disadvantages of the military-political state are becoming more and more obvious.

Then a certain session of leaders had a big brain hole, so wouldn’t it be great if we really blow up something?

At that time, this kind of nano-carbon fiber material was available, which provided a material basis for the "Battle Lane", "Battle Ship Lane" and "Fighter Lane" competitions at that time. Everyone drove tanks, fighter jets, and warships to fight, but they couldn't die. Shells can't penetrate the carbon nanofiber interlayer at all.

Wouldn't it be nice to just let the students release their energy?

Then, the schools below the university level will assign the final examination content according to the voting results of the male and female schools at that time. Girls’ schools will take the battle lane, boys’ schools will take the battle lane, and coastal cities will take the battle lane.

Universities and above schools study according to individual wishes.

A national competition is held every year. After civilization enters the universe, a more ornamental and exciting starship road competition is added.

In the end, the scale of the Starship Road became larger and larger, and it became an annual national celebration ceremony.

To sum up, this civilization is actually a complete military and political country in essence, and the citizens extremely advocate force.

But... when the deep space development reconnaissance fleet of CONCORD broke out of hyperspace in the outer solar system, the fleet of this civilization showed great discipline and rationality.

Finding that the two sides could neither find a common communication method nor recognize each other's language, the pastoral civilization circle directly dispatched a diplomatic team with a political commissar, two clerks and an escort team to request the alien fleet for the first time. Boarded the flagship of the reconnaissance fleet of the Ministry of Consolidation at that time.

Scanning memory, analyzing language, establishing communication, and exchanging communication methods in one go, is a hero in diplomacy.

And in diplomacy, organized, disciplined, far-sighted, peace-loving, active in communication.

The whole civilization is permeated with an atmosphere of happiness, joy, progress, progress, and even optimism.

"...a peace-loving military regime, a democratic regime that can only be fought after a fight...the world is so wonderful, ha ha ha ha..."

"Commander, I think you should also take a look at this information, otherwise you may misunderstand the new battle group." Former member of the Naboo Queen's Guard and now a senior official of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs Sabella Amidala told another A document was sent to Ian.

"New regiment? The 501st regiment?"

"That's right, the 501st Combined Fighting Regiment."

"The battle group of Flying Pants..." Ian just thought about this sentence silently.

"... 900 million legion members?" Ian almost couldn't catch his breath. "To what extent is their world full of witches? How sick are the aliens if they haven't been killed?"

"...a total of 150,000 active witches, 2.3 million retired witches, and 670,000 newborn girls with witch physique.

36 million family members, about 876 million soldiers, government personnel, scientific researchers and ordinary people who broke away from the local civilization...

Reorganized into logistics force, planetary development force, planetary negotiation corps, technology development force, space fleet, navy, army, etc...

The above jointly formed the 501st Combined Fighting Regiment. "Ian quickly read the detailed report. "You really know how to play..."

"The above was jointly authorized by Ms. Grace of the Personnel Department and Misato Katsuragi, Minister of the Strategic Intelligence Department, to set up the first experimental force composed of natural people and clones."

"It's not a big deal. I just need them to be loyal to the Consolidation Department and have strong combat effectiveness. As for the other parts, they are all trivial matters.

By the way... why are there so many people? "Ian turned off the screen of the tablet computer, and looked at Sha Bei who was standing aside.

"It's a very old-fashioned story. When the dragon is killed by the brave, the brave is turned into a dragon." Sabei said indifferently.

"...really corny."

"Then the conflict between those who still have a conscience and those who use the witch threat theory and those who are fooled is getting bigger and bigger, and a full-scale civil war that is more lethal than the Alien Army is about to break out.

The Witches, unwilling to see this scene, sent representatives, saying that they wished to leave. The commander of the scouting fleet agreed. Because both the General Headquarters and the fleet's staff have concluded that once a war breaks out and the fleet does not interfere, genocide is likely to occur.

You know, in the United States, which most promotes the witch threat theory in the world, more than 120 atomic bombs have been loaded on the B-29 and the latest B-36 bomber, ready to blow up the witch's base at any time.

They demanded that the witch be disarmed on the spot and live in chains ever since. "Sabei unconsciously leaked a sarcastic smile." What a bunch of white-eyed wolves. "

"Then, the retired witches said that although it is difficult to fly to the sky to fight, it is still possible to take care of the logistics, and they will leave together.

Then there are the ground staff. They said that the witches know nothing about logistics and maintenance. Without them, the ground staff would have to crawl on the ground. So they have to follow the witch too.

In the end, the number of people expecting to leave with the witch expanded to 900 million.

As for the reasons for leaving...the most frequent reason is "We still owe them a life, how can we let them leave alone?"

In order to transport this group of people to Faiale 01, the Cheerer-class transport fleet of the General Management Department flew more than 20 round trips before completing the transport. "

"Come on, let's say... a joint force of natural people and clones?"

"That's right, some of the Witches will become clones, mixed with ordinary Witches and regular troops of natural people. They all know each other's identities.

It is mainly used for sociological research. After all, clone soldiers who can be resurrected almost continuously have too serious social and ethical issues. In the future, our battle group will not be like the existing ones. They are clones without parents, or they are reincarnated fighters who regard death as less important than food. Sooner or later, we will absorb excellent natural people to form a battle group. This is a good experiment. "

"I understand, what about the time to visit the Pastoral Civilization Circle?"

"It is tentatively scheduled to depart in 7 standard Earth days and arrive in 10 days. Twelve days later is the launch ceremony of Starship Road."

"Starship Road..." Ian put his index finger on his chin and thought.

Just like that, ten days passed, and more than a dozen space battleships left the hyperspace outside the star system of the idyllic civilization circle.

Many head of state ships or star diplomatic ships, including the Supreme of the Galactic Republic, the Enterprise of the Consolidation Department, and the Enterprise of the Interstellar Federation, have come.

"...It's so lively." It was the first time Ian really saw a giant holographic banner that was more than ten light seconds wide and two hundred light seconds long. There is a row of big characters on it, "Welcome alien friends to the opening ceremony of Starship Road" and change a language every few minutes.

"...Is it too lively?" Speaker Palpatine also said that he had never seen this scene before. A holographic scrolling advertisement that surrounds the entire star ring... He's only seen it in movies.

"Wait...I don't think something is quite right..." Ian suddenly saw a few familiar words.

"Hessen Peak Girls College Welcomes Alien Friends"

"Warmly welcome alien friends to visit - Oarai Women's College"

"Saunders High School for Girls Welcomes Alien Friend"

"...The Girl and the Panzer?"