An Unscientific Mechanic

"Talk about Ian San..."

"What's wrong Shirley Lou?"

"I just realized, did we stop a world war yesterday?"

"yes."

"horrible……"

Ian was speechless, because this was the first asymmetric combat operation, and he was the stronger side.

………Dividing line………

"It's another day with nothing to do..." Ian put down the tablet computer in his hand, and looked up at the artificial light source above his head.

That's right... after Ian came back, the Third New Tokyo City was completely emptied within a few days. Now the surface of the earth has completely become a fortress rather than a fortress city for counterattack.

The only residents on the surface, that is, Miri's family, moved to a small villa on the surface of the underground city.

Now, Ian is lying on the beach chair in the courtyard of the small villa, reading literature.

And Asuka and Rei Ayanami were splashing around in the swimming pool in the yard.

"When will the apostles come? Doesn't this delay their studies?"

"The two of them have already learned the little things in middle school." A bottle of cold beer was placed on Ian's head.

"Yo, Misato. Did you miss work?"

"I can't help it, I really have nothing to do..." Misato also dragged a chair and lay down.

"Actually, I think there are quite a lot of things that can be done, even if you learn a talent." Ian took the beer from the top of his head, and took a few swigs. "Huh~ Cool~ By the way, is there no Coke?"

"It's non-alcoholic beer itself. Coke is only available in the vending machines in Area C, so I don't bother to go so far." Misato opened a bottle herself.

"What's wrong, Misato? It feels like you're lost?"

"I'm just thinking about how to prove that I'm still alive."

"Huh?" Ian and the two people in the pool looked at Misato blankly.

"To be alive is to be alive. There is no way to prove something like a brain in a vat. Or do I need to scan you from various latitudes to prove your existence?" Ian switched the tablet in his hand to the nanorobot in Misato's body. Sure enough, the secretion of hormones in the body is not right.

"Wait a minute Shinji-kun, don't manually adjust, that warning window has been popping up in front of me for a long time. Actually, I still have a solution." Misato turned her head away, not looking at Ian.

Ian silently locked the position of blessing, because he remembered how Misato proved his existence back then.

Cut... blessed in Germany,

Unlimited XX, enjoy the uninterrupted pleasure, and feel the feeling of your own existence.

"Reject, deny, impossible." Ian pressed the button to balance the hormones in Miri's body.

"Why? I haven't said it yet. Ah~ you still did it..." Misato exclaimed angrily, and then turned her head to look at Ian with resentment.

"I probably know your solution, but legally speaking you are committing a crime."

"Cut... boring guy. No, you are not a child, why do you care about your age?"

Ian's face twitched.

"Is it a matter of age?"

"Blessing is gone..." Misato didn't bother to delve into it.

"...I don't think he's in Germany?"

"He left, isn't he dead?" Mei Li drank most of the bottle of beer in a hurry.

Judging by her increasingly flushed neck and face, it's clearly not the non-alcoholic version.

"He kept saying that I couldn't be the only one who could be happy, and then he simply abandoned me here. It's really...a man!!" Miri continued to pause.

"I just asked him when he would marry me, and he left! He didn't say a word! He just left a timed email! I can't find it!" The more she said, the more wronged Misato became.

"You know, usually at this time we are trying to persuade each other not to make peace." Ian pushed the sunglasses. "But your situation is quite special. Both parties have psychological trauma, so it depends on the weight of the other party in your heart now."

"Obviously, I'm no match for his dead brother."

"The living can never compete with the dead, Misato. When you start to compete, you have already lost."

"Human beings will always beautify the past, Misato. But the dead can't even speak. No matter how important he is, he can only be so important. And you have unlimited possibilities."

"You can stay with him, wait for him to let go, wait for him to look, wait for him to understand that the dead is gone... Fuck, it's like licking a dog... Forget it, Misato, you'd better find a new love. That account is useless."

"..." Misato silently drank what was left in the can. "Then you face me head-on! I'm just as good as Mrs. Zhengtai!"

"Oh hoo~" Asuka, who is most familiar with Misato, watched the excitement with great interest.

"Misato, willfulness can't solve any problems. We need to solve your problems bit by bit. It's the 21st century now, don't keep thinking about finding a sense of security from those stinky men." Ian tried to divert it by talking nonsense Get Miri's attention. "Women can hold up half the sky, if you seek the feeling of survival by pleasure..." Yi An now synthesized two adult toys.

"I thought this should satisfy you..."

"Get out." Misato squinted at Ian, she rolled off the beach chair and rode on Ian. "The only thing you can choose is to accept it, or help me get back the blessing."

"You just need to be by his side and accompany him, and slowly increase your weight."

"It's too humble." Misato frowned.

"I can't think of any other good way to bless this situation..." Ian shook his head, he is not an emotional person, the sentence just now was read in a novel in a certain Jinjiang.

"what do I do?"

"Follow the fate." Ian reluctantly shrugged. "Emotions can't be forced."

"But the body is fine." Misato bent down.

"That's right." Ian lifted Misato up.

"Hey...is this a foul?" Misato was lifted up by Ian and pressed down on the recliner.

"You will calm down." Ian waved his hand in front of Meili.

"I would...why would I calm down?" Miri's eyes blurred for a moment.

"...Damn she already has the force in her body, so it's not easy to hypnotize." Ian felt the force in Misato's body resisting the force.

"Then do you think it's appropriate for you to say this here? The child is watching." Ian gave up the force of hypnosis, and lifted Misato's chin with his index finger.

"Look at..." × 2by Asuka \u0026 Li

"It's really inappropriate." Ritsuko's voice came from beside him. "It's very detrimental to their education."

Yi An and the two of them tilted their heads at the same time to look in the direction from which the voice came.

"This thing you call the original force works well. Just now, my intuition told me that there will be a lot of fun here, and it didn't happen."

"Yo, Ritsuko, you missed work too?"

"No, it's just working from home." Ritsuko pushed his glasses. "Most new projects are now in the theoretical stage, and have not yet reached the stage of actual operation. It doesn't matter where you work. Are things going well?"

"Fortunately, the shortest is three weeks, and the longest is one month. The first wave of investigation groups will come. The old friends will also come to support. Finally, I don't have to deal with a lot of problems by myself."

"That's right, it's not that the country is better than the country." Ritsuko shook her head. She was aware of the existence of the General Administration Department, but she was not professionally qualified, so she couldn't help with a bunch of administrative problems.

In other words, it is precisely because of the wrong major that there is an excuse not to look at those trivial things. Ian, Linda and others are also not compatible, only Padmé is a queen and MP, professional counterpart,

However, her specialty is not dealing with these issues... Her specialty is dealing with international relations and intense negotiations.

According to statistics, Padme can be called the best bomber pistol cqb among politicians, and the highest diplomat among those who shoot well with blaster pistols.

Once, after another failed negotiation, on the way to escape, Padmé defeated more than half of the combat robots destroyed by the diplomatic team.

Ian, who was the guard at the time, was speechless...

After all, no diplomat can draw a gun faster than a Jedi knight, and he can kill a thief with one shot.

During the years when Padmé was queen, these trivial things were handled by officials of the Ministry of Civil Affairs, and the queen was responsible for signing most of the time.

As a result, Ian excitedly found Padmé with documents that were difficult to handle, and Padmé was no less dazed than Ian.

"At first, I thought you were the Ministry of Consolidation established to show your power. But now it seems that you are really working hard for world peace."

"It's troublesome, okay, the world I've been with for the longest time has already started a world war. Fortunately, the deterrence system I left behind is still there, so they didn't directly attack the mainland of the earth." Ian found another one. The chair lies down. "However, this strengthens my determination to establish the Unity Department. Human beings are too unconscious. They need a guide to guide them, so that they can run forward.

According to the information collected so far, the higher the level of civilization, the stronger the ability of self-discipline compared to other civilizations. In layman's terms, it's like a teacher taking students to explore the ocean of knowledge.

Everyone jumped down together. The teacher looked back and saw that most of the people followed the teacher. A small number of words stay in place.

The clock of the Earth Federation (uc world) even went back and forth.

It hurts to see the skull. "

"...Swim back?"

"The civilization that clearly started the colonization of the universe reversed, and all the colonial fleets returned, and a civil war with heavy casualties was fought in the earth circle."

"Then what?"

"Destroy the rebels and restore order."

"That's so simple..." Ritsuko's tablet is also connected to the main control computer of the enterprise account, checking the logs of the past few days. "Why don't you give those rebels a chance?"

"I gave them the chance, but they still chose to fight back. Besides, from the day they started the war, they should have the awareness to be solved."

"Too."

For the next half a month or so, Ian and the others continued their normal life.

Ian spends his days reading documents, designing, and practicing driving eva.

Plain and filling.

In the evening, there will be a war of temptation and anti-seduction between the erotic big sister and the 14-year-old boy.

In the end, because Linda had seen enough excitement, Ian and others subdued Ian in the evening, and Misato succeeded.

Early the next morning, Asuka looked at the refreshed two with a look of disgust.

"How shameless this is..."

"This is a normal way for adults to vent, Asuka. Bye~~" Misato, who had found her anchor again, happily ran to work with her ponytail swaying.

"Cut... my lord."

"Hey, hey... don't look at me with the expression of looking at scum, Asuka." Ian, who was still eating breakfast, felt the red-haired girl's gaze. "I'm a victim too..."

After dinner last night, Ian, who was about to study the design of the seemingly peaceful diplomatic ship, was ambushed by Linda and Shi Mi. First, Shi Mi used the Force to hypnotize him when he came up, and then Linda used the charm skill of Slaanesh's God's Chosen to brush a wave.

By the time Ian broke free from the hypnosis, it was already too late.

In this regard, the only official explanation given by Linda, who designed to ambush Ian, is that she is not the only one behind. What's so hypocritical?

"Che...comfortable?"

"It's so cool."

Seeing Asuka's delicate expression, Ian fell into a trough on the spot.

"Sister, you are only fourteen years old, why don't you make so many coquettish operations?"

I think that Asuka in the original work is a standard character who dares to love and dare to hate. Although the apostle caught the loophole in her heart, she once had a mental breakdown.

But after understanding the nature of AT's position and discovering that her mother has been guarding her, in those seven minutes, it can be said that she bloomed her own light wantonly.

"Isn't your body only 14 years old? Why should you treat it differently?"

"I'm only 14 years old. I'm much older than you in terms of age. And my body is temporary. If it breaks, just replace it with the original one."

"The words are unreasonable, so I can't change them when the time comes? Don't Dr. Wei and the others use cloned bodies?"

"That's a special case. The current technology simply can't change the body at will."

Unless you become a changer and the brain quantum wave is directly connected to VEDA, otherwise Ian really can't change the cloned body casually like Eve.

"Then, you continue to develop. Retaining consciousness and experience, and treating the body as a consumable, should be a trend for future human beings?" Asuka suddenly thought of this. "If you can keep accumulating the experience of an ace pilot, and at the same time keep his physical condition at its peak...then his combat effectiveness should be very strong in the end, right?"

Hey, hey... Is this going to turn into EVE completely... Clone pilots have come out.

"I'll discuss it with my mother later on to see how this project will go forward." Thinking of this, Asuka returned to her room with her little tail of inspiration, and wrote down her ideas.

"Mr. Ikari, Dr. Today Zi knows the origin of this subject...will he come over and kill you?" Li drank tea and ate melons the whole time, with no intention of ending at all.

"I'm afraid they will kill me."

"Emergency declaration is issued, emergency declaration is issued, all personnel are in the first combat configuration. Prepare for the ground-to-air assault. Repeat, emergency..." Sirens and broadcasts sounded outside.

"Emergency standby order, let's go, Rei, Asuka."

"How's it going?"

"Suddenly appeared over the Third New Tokyo City three minutes ago. Spectral analysis, blue. That's right, it's the Fourteenth Apostle."

"It's this one... what should I do?" Ian muttered to himself looking at the zebra-striped sphere above the Third New Tokyo City. Although the original work gave a cool solution, the risk is too great. As for other options...

Ian didn't figure out how to deal with a shadow for a while.