An Unscientific Mechanic

"Yi Ikari...the founder of the eva series, and the cause of the extinction of mankind?" When watching animations in the previous life, if Yui Ikari hadn't entered the first machine, would the world be very different.

After all, if he is not dead, Lao Ding will not be so desperate, and Ikari Shinji will not be on the first plane. Ikari Shinji's position is okay. If the old fox, Ikari, does not work hard, it is still a question of whether the human completion plan can be completed according to the schedule.

Even in the original work, Lao Ding struggled to keep up with the rhythm of the plan.

Uh... No... Ikari didn't enter Eva, old Ikari did not work hard, and Eva did not form a combat power before the apostle came... When the water angel came, he didn't go berserk, without his own specifications, Eva was defeated, and the third new Tokyo City was defeated. n2 evaporates.

The day angel came, n2 washed the ground, the thunder angel came, the missile was invalid, everyone drank orange juice together.

Mommy...

As for Wei going in, Lao Ding worked hard, the humans finished their work, and drank orange juice together.

I can't help it, so farewell...

"Then the negotiations are established. Ikari Shinji's wish also includes the rescue of his mother, but considering your cunning and cunning ability, I will always be on guard against you."

"Well, from my side, I hope you can cooperate with our arrangement and go to the junior high school in the third new Tokyo city to attend classes. After all, if the 14-year-old driver is locked up in the base and cannot go out, the old man in Seele will be suspicious."

elder? Isn't it a theatrical version? Have a halo?

"Okay, but let me tell you what's wrong with you? The end of the world is coming, and you want to weaken the final weapon? Instead of conducting military training for the pilots, you have to spend a lot of time going to school. If you don't go to school, you will be suspected? You guys Is it too magical?"

"Human beings...heh." Ikogentang put on his gloves and adjusted his glasses.

"Is there any way you can save Wei? Today I can see that you can use your own strength to bring out the power of Eva."

"Yes, but it will take a while, and the experts in soul science haven't arrived yet."

"Hmm." Ikyuantang lowered his eyes. "I don't know how to express my concern for Shinji. Perhaps this is one of the reasons why he drove himself to the end.

Wei chose a path of no return to the savior for him, but he didn't expect that he couldn't admit the pressure. "

"You can have some confidence and remove the possibility." Ian thought of the tragic situation of Asuka No. 2 in Death and Rebirth, and the beating to death of people who couldn't speak well in Q. As far as the savior's experience is concerned, it's a miracle that he doesn't get himself depressed, okay?

Dead and Reborn: Unit Two Dismembered

Q:

Shinji: What's going on?

Miri: don't do anything

Ritsuko: Turning on eva will kill you

Asuka: A kid

Ling Bo: An order?

Toji's Sakura Girl: Don't Open Eva

Kaoru Nagisa: A card from Yala?

Lao Ding: go to open eva

Don't say I experienced it myself, I feel aggrieved just thinking about it...

"Honestly, I think Shinji's experience, surviving to the end without having a nervous breakdown is pure luck... I would have been crazy if I was 14 years old, really."

"...I see." Ding Yuantang stood up heavily, obviously stooping a bit.

Seeing that his originally straight spine was bent a little bit, Ian really didn't have the nerve to ask that question, if your wife entrusts her son to you, you will raise him up like a bird, and you won't be afraid of being beaten to death when you see your wife?

"Ikari, is this really good? The Chosen One..."

"No, Fuyutsuki, that person is the real Chosen One. The fact that we chose Shinji at that time can barely be called the choice of destiny. And he was sent here by the real god. The god created by us " Ikyuantang's back is no longer rickety, but he walks three points more briskly than before. "Besides, God, is it so easy to die? Digging three feet to find you, Shinji..."

Half of Ikogendo's face was covered by shadows, and his glasses were occupied by reflected white light.

"Have you talked with your father for a long time, Shinji-kun?" Misato leaned against the wall and stood in the corner. "You're staying with me today and beyond, and we need to get to know each other better."

"No, no, no, no, it's absolutely impossible. I'll go directly to my ship... to live at my friend's house..."

don't deny

Three words appeared before Ian's eyes.

"Why? Can't go back home?" Ian returned a message to Linda.

"Let us see your strategy ability!" There is also a photo of 6 girls watching the live broadcast in underwear.

"No, Shinji-kun, this is an order to you as the head of the war department~"

"Then, let's talk about the entry salary."

"Eh? Won't you resist?"

"They won't let me go back."

"...Go back? They?" Miri gave Ian a deep look. "boarding."

According to the plot, Miri drove to a convenience store first and bought a lot of convenience food before driving Ian home.

Standing at the door, seeing Misato's attitude of don't come in unless you tell me.

Ian followed her wishes and said, "I'm back."

"Is this the legendary, older single youth's room?" Ian walked into the room, his eyes twitching unconsciously, because he found... there was no place to stay except for the hallway.

He took out the nano-combat suit and slapped it on the table. The nano-robots devoured the piles of takeaway boxes and beer bottles on the table, then turned into liquid, rolled to the ground and began to devour unnecessary garbage, sorting out the barely useful ones. Then reorganized into a domestic robot.

In less than 3 minutes, the nanorobots cleaned up the garbage and dust in the entire room.

"Cleaned up." (Nanobots Limited Edition)

Misato stared blankly at the floor that seemed to be glowing.

"Crack!" Miri hammered her palm. "It's earned! Then, Shinji-kun, you go take a shower first, and I'll clean up a room for you..."

Miri opened the room that Ian was going to live in, and found that it had been completely tidied up. By the way, the original bed was replaced with a two-meter-by-two-and-a-half-meter large bed that looked very comfortable.

"...How do you sell that thing?"

Ian greeted the housekeeping robot that was picking up convenience food. Buckle a little nanobot out of it. Knead into a ball and buckle a little from the top to create a syringe and a pair of glasses.

"Which control do you want? Inside or glasses?"

"Glasses."

Misato looked again and again at the syringe filled with the silver liquid, not to mention whether she would die or not...it must be very painful.

"Well, there are pre-installed tutorials, brain wave control, you should study it first. I'll go take a shower." The person who thought of lcl to directly supply oxygen to the driver is really talented... He never thought about it Do people sweat during high-intensity combat? At least Gundam's driving suit has a sweat collection device and a feces collection and disposal device in addition to the basic anti-G suit and survival support functions.

But eva's battle suit...

Do not say whether there is.

Do you dare?

Taking a shower, Ian was full of random thoughts.

"Flopping, flapping, flapping..."

"!!!!!!!"

The penguins got out of the bathtub inside and jumped to the ground to shake the water there.

"Is there hot water in there? Can penguins take a hot bath?"

Tilting his head to look at Ian, Penguin opened the door and went out on his own.

"Is the IQ a little abnormally high..." Ian swore that he could hardly see the human emotions in the penguin's eyes.

Thinking of the rumor that the wunder in the unreliable Q in the previous life was transformed with a PenPen...

So the truth is... during the second impact, adms found a penguin in Antarctica as a pet, but in the end, Misato got you to use it as a pet, right?

Precisely manipulated the force to bounce the water droplets on the body surface, and took a piece of nano-robot to form a suit of clothes. After thinking about it, I made a white coat to wear as usual.

As soon as he went out, he saw Miri sitting cross-legged on a chair, drinking beer behind the table, facing the bathroom door.

"Cut..." Misato pursed her lips cryptically, a hint of disappointment flashed in her eyes. Ian looked up and down.

Sister, I heard you... What do you want to do to me, a 14-year-old boy?

Ian saw the three bottles of beer piled up on the table. Following the extension line of himself and the beer, his eyes subtly looked at a position on the wall.

emmmmm...

If the camera is in that direction...just coded...

"By the way, Shinji-kun, here is your ID card, bank card, entry contract and transfer certificate. I will accompany you to the school on Friday to complete the admission procedures."

"National high school? Second lieutenant? The treatment of the eva pilot is not good..." Lying on the bed, Ian almost fell asleep... I am really tired from beating the apostle today.

The next day, Ian got up early, opened the door of the room, and saw Misato wearing only underwear, putting on make-up and dressing in a hurry.

"Ah, Shinji-kun... Shinji-kun!" Misato was stunned for a second, looking down at her own image and Ian's blank expression. His face turned red and then pale, and then he put on his clothes with a forced calm.

"Are you going out for a stroll today? Or are you staying at home?"

"I want to go to the base with you. I need to customize Eva's combat equipment. There are too few weapons available for the first machine."

"Eh?"

"By the way, I have to consult Dr. Akagi about some of the neural connections."

"Are children nowadays playing such advanced games..." Misato muttered in a low voice. Carried Ian to the base.

"The design of cold weapons is in charge of Li Zai from the design department. The design of hot weapons is outsourced to the Strategic Self-Defense Force. Here you can only customize cold weapons. Ritsuko is in the technical department, you should know the location, right?" Swipe the card to enter the base, Misato introduced casually.

"Aren't you considering installing some electric vehicles in the personnel passages? Are you going to go to work and walk 5 kilometers first?" Ian had already walked for nearly 30 minutes from the gate of the base to the core area, and Ian took the time to look at the map . Ya still have more than half an hour to go.

"There is no way, the battery life of the lithium battery is not enough, and the unit power of the small motor is also unqualified. If it can carry people and run in both directions in the personnel passage, the battery life will not keep up. If the motor is too small, it will not be able to carry it. In the end, it can only Install as many elevators as possible, there is really no way for people to pass through and they have to walk.”

"But you have even built a 160-meter-high robot?" Ian frowned and sent Linda a message. "Linda, I need the technical statistics of general civilian technology in this world. First help me find information about electric vehicles and balance vehicles. I think I may find a big sheep that can be plucked."

"We are already doing it." Linda replied in seconds.

"????"

"Grace found that the world's general civilian technology is only close to the level of her side in 1990. Even smart phones are not popular, but some building construction technology is not much worse than it is now. In terms of conventional military equipment, it is about two times ahead of civilian technology. Ten years. But judging from public information, some biochemical technologies are no longer inferior to the Galaxy Fleet.”

"Dancing like this..."

"So we started a company to sell smartphones, balance cars, and other smart homes."

Where are you from som...

After finally selling 4 worlds of ammunition, is it the turn of small home appliances?

Ian pulled a funny look on his face.

When we arrived at the design department, the man named Li was already waiting.

"Hello, I'm Li Shunchen, leading the cold weapon used by Eva. I designed Guan Sunliu to use it, isn't it in line with your habits?"

"No, Guan Sunliu is very comfortable to use. And I need some other weapons. I brought the blueprints. They are all very simple things."

"Long-handled giant axe, one-handed sword, hidden sword, Fang Tian's painted halberd, and dagger, do we already have them?" Li looked at the blueprint of the last dagger a little puzzled.

"This is a throwing knife specially used for throwing. The bullet is too difficult to attach to the stand."

"I see, does the flying knife need a storage device?"

"It's enough for me to carry about 10."

"Okay, do you need anything else? If not, I will go to the center of gravity calculation and redesign."

After speaking, he turned his head and left.

"It's so cold..."

"Ha... for Li... only these cold weapons are true love...he is not very interested in human beings..." Misato scratched her head in embarrassment, after all, she was talking bad things behind her back.

Walking to the technical department, Ritsuko was typing the code indifferently, and Ibuki was beside him dejectedly.

Upon closer inspection, both of them had miniature dark circles under their eyes.

"Shinji-kun, we found 9 of the 10 back doors you mentioned, where is the other one?" Ritsuko spat out the butt of the lady's cigarette in her mouth.

"Ah...couldn't you have stayed up all night?" Yi Jian looked at them innocently.

"Please tell me quickly, so we can go back to rest." Ritsuko Akagi stood up, took out a pack of cigarettes from the pocket of her white coat, and took out one between her fingers.

Then, her gaze fell on Ian who was wearing a jeans shirt and a white coat.

Look at your denim short skirt, short-sleeved shirt and white coat. Coupled with the fact that the two people have exactly the same posture with one hand holding a pocket and the other holding something...

"Come and see..." Ian pulled a chair and sat down, took out a USB flash drive from his pocket, and shook it at Ritsu. "Do you mind?"

"Anything. It's an external network anyway."

After plugging in the USB flash drive, Ian added the input port of Sirloin to this terminal. Then several commonly used detection programs are loaded.

"Compatibility package is finished, loading...automatic detection, Sirloin sauce to help check the loopholes."

"Huh? Talking to the computer?" Ritsuko Akagi frowned at Ian. Found countless code streams flashing on the screen. "Could it be...artificial intelligence?"

"What a crowded place..." A sentence flashed across the screen.

"Shinji-kun...? Have you loaded the artificial intelligence?" Ritsuko took two deep puffs of the cigarette, smoked it straight away, and then pressed it out in the ashtray.

"Well, artificial intelligence, Sharon Apple."

"Mobilized some of the computing resources on the enterprise account, and finally finished the investigation. There were 31 original backdoors, 14 activated backdoors, and 72 loopholes worth exploiting. These have all been repaired. It's so troublesome, I Go back first."

"Yeah, let's go. Chenghui...You guys look at it. There are 22 back doors and 72 loopholes."

"...Only 3 minutes..." Yibuki looked at Ian in a broken voice, who wrote a compatible program interface in a few words and got it done.

"It seems that you don't have the energy to answer my question...how about you give me the relevant literature and I can read it myself?" Ian looked at Ritsuko in a bad state of mind.

"It's okay." Ritsuko took out a second cigarette. "Do you mind? I also have a lot of questions about artificial intelligence."

Advanced artificial intelligence with personality. In the case of limited computing resources, the artificial intelligence of the entire NERV extranet was screened in three minutes...

Ian thought about his own knowledge reserves, and a personality-type artificial intelligence with emotions would not do it. But growing artificial intelligence can still do it.

Misato, who used to be a half-student, became confused less than five minutes after Ritsuko and Ian spoke.

After ten minutes it starts to fluff.

Fifteen minutes later fell asleep snoring.

Sixteen minutes later, he was woken up by Ritsuko who thought he was too noisy and was thrown out.

Miri found that everyone at the scene listened with gusto, or suddenly realized, or frowned and thought, only she listened in a daze.

Just happened to be blasted out by Ritsuko, and took the opportunity to run away quickly.

In particular, for these two people, Ian asked about the physical structure of the eva operating system, and after Ritsuko explained, Ritsuko asked about artificial intelligence, and Ian answered.

The two of them bowed their heads at the same time and desperately typed on the terminal.

Later, both of them disliked the slow efficiency of this communication method. He simply lowered his head and typed on the terminal at the same time, recording his thoughts and asking the other party his own questions at the same time. Then answer the questions asked by the other party.

In just one hour, Hinata retreated.

After two hours, most of the people left wearing mosquito coils, leaving only Ibuki.

Six hours later, Yiqiu retreated in defeat.

In this way, the day passed.

Ritsuko, who got off work at night, rubbed her sore shoulders and back, and said in a hoarse voice.

"Let's stop here today, I'm getting old, I can't stand it anymore..."

"Really, let's talk about it another day. Let Miss Misato send you back. I didn't rest yesterday, and I have another day today. It's not good to fall asleep on the way." Ian put the terminal under his arm and stood up.

"Yeah." Ritsuko pushed up the glasses that had slipped off.

Thanks to Qi Guo-gongzi Jiang for the reward

I'm so leisurely at work today, I wrote an extra thousand words...