An Unscientific Mechanic

The next morning, Palpatine contacted Yoda with two bloodshot eyes.

Palpatine's eyes were complicated, his expression was distorted, and thousands of words merged into one sentence: "Where did you get this thing?"

"That Ian from Tatooine?" Palpatine thought of the only person who didn't appear in the movie.

"That's right."

"I didn't expect it to be so dramatic." Palpatine leaned back on the backrest. "Why didn't you come and pick me up right away?"

"Did you not do well in the past few years?" Master Yoda asked back. "From the statistical point of view, although you have promoted the trade alliance and other outer ring forces to launch splitting behaviors, from another perspective, even without your promotion, the trade alliance, technology alliance, and bank alliance will launch within 15 years. Rebellion. And your promotion made the trade alliance feel resentful in their hearts when they were not particularly strong, and when their forces were not particularly sufficient, they jumped out, which made the situation controllable instead."

"Actually, the situation has begun to get out of control." Palpatine yawned uncontrollably. A person who is close to sixty years old is still staying up all night, even a Sith warrior can't stand it anymore. "Now the Republic is becoming more and more subjective in its basic affairs. According to my original idea, political corruption should reach its peak before the war begins, and then liquidate after obtaining emergency disposal powers. But now, more than one-third of the The councilors were dismissed and replaced by young councilors, all of whom had a scary sense of social responsibility. Then this group of councilors formed cliques and joined forces to liquidate those dereliction of duty councilors. Even if I didn't take action, it would take less than two years. Those fat-headed members of the Republic were encouraged to be pulled down."

"Good thing, this is." Master Yoda tilted his head.

"That's the problem." Palpatine was really angry. "As the young men came to power, the assets of those greedy parliamentarians were confiscated, and these countries with unprecedentedly abundant treasuries, while vigorously building infrastructure in their star field, also believed that they had the responsibility to get rich first and then get richer, and to unite with each other. Docking with the outer galaxies, started the help work, and shouted the slogan of building a home together. More than 400 outer galaxies have docked with the central galaxy for economic cooperation and development. I doubt that after a while, the separatist forces will still be able to split go out."

Seeing Master Yoda's puzzled expression, Palpatine continued.

"Let me ask you, why did the Trade Union oppose it?"

"Because parliament is corrupt bureaucrats?"

"Because I can't make money, the taxes in the outer galaxies are heavy. The trade alliance is based in the outer galaxies. The last time I increased the tax on trade in the outer galaxies was when Naboo was besieged. It will drop to less than 20%. With a profit of 20%, they are doing a fart business. So they surrounded Naboo and tried to sign an agreement with Naboo to transfer goods from Naboo, which is regarded as the core galaxy planet, so as to avoid this time Tax increases, and by the way, blockade Naboo to protest against that tax increase. Of course, the price is that Naboo must be annexed by the Trade Federation, at least in name." Palpatine took a sip of water. "Of course, this group of merchants is still greedy. Their profit margin in the core galaxy has even reached more than 500%. The trade union, a chamber of commerce that monopolizes the logistics industry of the entire galaxy, earns no less than the annual tax revenue of the entire Republic."

"But now, since the books that have been handed down from the Jedi Temple, they are learning every day. Governor Gunley is holding a book of historical records every day, and Deputy Governor Harkle is holding capital theory every day. God knows what they think. Now they There are at least two secret bases that I don't know about as a fallback, and they have started to re-hire workers to work, abandoning their original policy of pure robot workers.

According to statistics, the people of the star field they rule now live happier than when the Republic ruled. "

"ah?"

"Although they hire employees, they need to incur expenses. However, the people have money and start to consume, and the wages from them have come back in a circle, because most of the large shopping malls in their ruled areas are opened by trade unions. of.

Subsequently, the trade alliance began to build a modern city. To buy a good house, it needed a loan. The banking alliance settled in and provided low-interest loans. The local residents, who had to work hard with loans on their backs, settled down instantly.

Then, if one person in the family does not work enough, then two people work, the value of the work output is doubled, the wealth obtained is doubled, and the consumption power is stronger. Now, the Trade Federation is obsessed with infrastructure construction, and may even defy my orders to a certain extent, refusing to start a full-scale war with the Republic. "

"..." The corner of Master Yoda's mouth curled up subtly, almost laughing out loud.

"Then, if they don't start a full-scale war, I won't get emergency powers, and if I don't get emergency powers, I won't be able to concentrate power and build an empire. To put it bluntly, with the efficiency of the Republic, the war with the Yuuzhan Vong will definitely cause trouble..." Palpatine murmured, thinking that you would know that I was going to be emperor anyway, and I would stop pretending. Let go of yourself.

"...Huh?" Master Yoda's expression froze. "What did you say?"

"...if they don't start a full-scale war..."

"The last sentence."

"The war with the Yuuzhan Vong is bound to go wrong... what's wrong?"

"That's a big problem... How many movies have you seen?"

"Fifth, I don't have time to watch the next few, that damn lucky torpedo..." Palpatine thought of the movie he watched half an hour ago...

"Yuuzhan Vong, it wasn't mentioned in the movie, where did you know about this race?"

"I have a military genius, Chiss, who came from an unknown field. Thirty years ago, he accidentally arrived at the Sith planet, Esigol. He informed the Sith Eternal Cultists of the invasion of this extragalactic civilization. For the invasion of this biological civilization, the Eternal Cultists and Chiss suffered heavy casualties.

Later, we learned through interrogation that this was just their reconnaissance unit, and the follow-up unit would arrive in about 40 years, but there was no scale or more detailed information at all. "

"Ian, do you know Yuuzhan Vong?" Yoda chose to ask for help off the field.

"Day...I have an ominous premonition..." Ian's mouth twitched. "I've seen the settings, where did you learn about this race, from the information I gave you?"

"Chancellor Palpatine told me that in 40 years, the main force of the Yuuzhan Vong will reach the galaxy."

"Master Yoda, please tell me today is April Fool's Day."

"Unfortunately not today."

Ian used another terminal to search for the Yuuzhan Vong, found relevant information in the database, and sent it to Master Yoda.

Master Yoda quickly glanced at the information, his face was dark, like Master Windu...

"How bad is it?" Palpatine looked at Yoda's expression, and his heart skipped a beat.

"From the unknown to Coruscant, 360 trillion people died. And their advance team is still in the unknown."

"Are they so strong, or am I such a waste." Palpatine's eyes turned red on the spot, annoyed. The force he unintentionally released cracked the bulletproof glass behind him.

"It doesn't matter about you, you died in the sixth part, it's because the New Republic is too useless."

Palpatine opened the sixth movie, skipped and watched the movie in 5 minutes, his angry eyes became redder...

"Which idiot designed the Death Star II...I'm going to kill him right now!!!!"

"This is what you care about?" Master Yoda was startled.

"It's nothing more than two lucky torpedoes, why did the spaceship fly in this time!" The glass behind Palpatine finally shattered...

The guards heard the sound and thought the speaker had been assassinated, so they rushed in. Palpatine instantly switched to actor mode, expressing that he was still in shock, and the glass suddenly exploded, which shocked him. Do not use this company's glass in the future.

Switching to the backup office, Palpatine connected to Yoda's communication again.

"So, any plans for the Jedi?" Palpatine calmed down.

"We need to discuss, but it can be said that the Jedi Order is insignificant in this level of warfare. The real decisive factors are fleets and super weapons." Yoda opened the "Star Wars: The New Jedi Order" comic I started to read it, and sent this novel to all Jedi masters, as well as Palpatine.

"Has Master Yoda encountered any trouble?" Padmé, who was lying next to him, asked, and then she saw Ian sighing.

"Padmé, contact the Gungans and the Naboo government, start a comprehensive economic plan, do everything possible to arm Naboo, make a plan for exile, and start designing the ark for escape."

Padmé sat up straight. "what are you talking about?!"

"Havoc, epic catastrophe."

"when?"

"Probably, after 45 years?"

Padmé lay down, took the mobile phone from one side, and sent a message to Queen Naboo and Chief Gungan that they hoped to hold a confidential meeting tomorrow.

"There are still 45 years. Don't be in a hurry these days?"

"It's really not in a hurry. The technical issues have already been arranged. I don't have any problem with salting fish here." Ian also lay down, ready to go back to sleep.

The next day, Padmé, who learned about the materials (setup), went to Naboo Palace for a meeting. And Ian returned to the Anaheim headquarters with Kicilia and Smith. All senior technicians were summoned, as well as Tarkin and other senior officers.

"Gentlemen, the following content is not allowed to be disclosed to anyone. According to unreliable information, there is now an extra-galactic civilization that is not weaker than the Sith Empire is stalking the galaxy. I need you to do your best to develop an excellent decisive battle Weapons, and excellent cost-effective armaments. I will put the reference materials on the top of the public network later, and look forward to your works."

"Ian, we've finished reading the novel. The Yuuzhan Vong don't seem to be too powerful. With the force of the Sith War, they should be able to fight against them." Yoda took the time to contact Ian.

"My suggestion is to use the military power to crush the Sith Empire. We have no way of knowing their true power. Luke's power in the novel is too powerful. None of us can reach the height of Luke's ability in the novel now. , we need to be more careful."

"Agreed, rubbing black holes with hands, extinguishing stars... Can humans really be so strong?" Palpatine walked behind Yoda.

"Yes." Ian was very sure.

"have you seen?"

"I've seen it."

"who?"

"You." Ian stared at Palpatine.

"I?"

"Your counterpart in parallel time and space, Emperor Palpatine, has led the Jedi Knights and Sith Knights to fight for hundreds of years on the front line to stop the star eaters across time and space. A force lightning can shatter a planet. The original force can crush a giant battleship hundreds of kilometers long."

"I see, so what can the Jedi Knights led by him do?" Palpatine lowered his eyes and looked at Master Yoda.

"It is a routine operation to knock down a battleship with a sword, and it is very common to smash a battleship with a satellite."

"Master Yoda, free your imagination." Palpatine bent down and patted Master Yoda on the shoulder, then turned and left. He needs to reorganize his thinking, the productivity of the separatist forces must be nationalized, and the work efficiency of the republic must be improved. Whether the empire is an empire or not is secondary, the main thing is... There are too many children who don’t need an empire. The appeasement policy is implemented in the race war. How big is your heart in the New Republic? !

And those planets that established the Peace Brigade still want to surrender in the face of this kind of enemy? Started to support the enemy's actions and form a puppet army before the New Republic was completely defeated?

But the Mandalorian is really good, brave and resourceful, bears the burden of humiliation, pretends to surrender, becomes a puppet army, actually provides intelligence for the New Republic, and makes a decisive decision when his own side can counterattack, directly defecting, and severely punishing the Yuuzhan Vong One blow, worthy of a fighting nation.

I heard there is still a civil war in the Mandalorian Starfield?

Palpatine looked at the intelligence Moore had collected.

A more suitable force is... the new Mandalorians led by the Duchess of Mandalore, Shayen...

"Tyranus, I need you to go to Mandalore to protect and support the Duchess of Mandalore, Shayan. Help him stabilize the situation in Mandalore, and tell her that the Republic needs Mandalore to rebuild its army."

"Master... the Republic?"

"That's right, you go to Mandalorian as a Jedi Knight, and Master Yoda will restore your Jedi identity."

"..." The 80-year-old Earl Dooku couldn't believe what he heard. He joined the Sith and wanted to serve the Republic? !

"Forget it, Tyranus, you and Moore go back to Coruscant first, and let me tell you about the situation. Now the situation has changed." Palpatine knew that he wanted to fork when he saw the expression of his old apprentice. .

"...It's probably like this. If the Republic wants to develop, the Empire also needs to be established. The Mandalorians are an excellent source of soldiers, and the Empire needs them in the future." Palpatine took two apprentices to watch the first six Star Wars movies. By the way, the current situation has changed.

Count Dooku, who had watched Revenge of the Sith, never looked right at Palpatine...

"These other books, take them back and read them, and try to unify the force." Palpatine took out a few philosophy books, Yoda and his own practice experience on unifying the force.

It's too late...the revised version will be posted later