An Unscientific Mechanic

"Everyone have read the investigation results of the investigation ship." Admiral Li looked at the group of captains, staff officers and diplomatic experts in the meeting room.

While the investigation fleet was sailing to the interior of the galaxy in a conventional mode, 11 enterprise-class ships quietly jumped to the sky above 11 planets in the habitable zone with optical invisibility and stealth action devices for investigation.

The investigation results show that there are 8 planets with life reactions, and 7 of them have intelligent creatures.

Pandora 04, code-named Cybertron, giant machinery covers the surface, and silicon-based organisms or artificial intelligence are engaged in civil wars all over the world. Through radio monitoring, the two parties claim to be Autobots and Decepticons. For unknown reasons, both parties use English, but the text is another language.

Pandora 05, code-named punk, an earth-like planet, super cities all over the world, extremely bad climate, less green area than none, serious environmental pollution, serious polarization of residents, middle and lower class people living in crowded cities, relying on food synthesis machines for food, and air dependence A giant air purification device in the city, within 50 meters of the surface is a perennial smog, and the rich and powerful live in medium-sized colonies in low-Earth orbit. A large corporation dispatches a large spaceship to an terrestrial planet code-named Avatar. Extremely earth supremacist, xenophobic, radical, once tried to intervene in Cybertron's civil war, but the mother who was beaten didn't know it. Once attacked Pandora 08, was repelled, once explored Pandora 08 but was repelled, once attacked Pandora 09, but was repelled.

Pandora 03 satellite 01, code-named Avatar, is a terrestrial planet, and discovered intelligent creatures, who call themselves Na'vi people. The planet's greenness is close to 100%, and there are ore mining bases built by large companies sent by Punk Star on the surface of the planet. Both sides could consider a war going on.

P.S, some new human members perceive a huge trend of thought on the Avatar planet, and it is suspected that there are huge creatures, but the orbital scan has not confirmed its existence.

Pandora 02 Satellite 02, codenamed Fucking Big Bug, a desert planet, with a few plants on the surface, rifts all over the surface, dry climate and large temperature difference, thin atmosphere, arthropods several kilometers long have been observed, and there are mantles under the surface traces of biological activity.

Pandora 06, code-named mother body, according to the scan, there are a large number of modern city wreckage on the surface of the planet and several operating power generation facilities. There are signs of movement of man-made objects on the surface, but the remote sensing scan cannot penetrate the black clouds in the low-altitude atmosphere of the target planet. Radar The scans were also disturbed by electrical discharges in the clouds.

Pandora 07, code-named Stone Age, Earth-like planet, primitive civilization. Colony with punk stars.

Pandora 08, code-named Azeroth, an earth-like planet, medieval civilization, confirmed the existence of various intelligent creatures, confirmed the existence of various supernatural forces including suspected holy light and suspected magic, and possessed steam-powered aircraft. The largest population agglomeration has a population of close to 10 million people.

Pandora 09, code-named Tyron, according to data analysis, there is a young country on the surface established by a group of people exiled from the parent star. After nearly a hundred years of recuperation, the population has just exceeded 100 million. planet.

"I've seen it, a galaxy that is too lively. But there are two thorns that are not easy to touch."

"So I think we should start with the biggest thorn. The main problem of Cybertron is their civil war. Their armed forces can threaten our carrier-based aircraft. The problem of Punk is their thinking. This is a political issue, and rash intervention may be dragged into the quagmire.

There are suspected super life forms on the Avatar planet, and they need to stay away temporarily. Azeroth has supernatural powers that we don't understand. The parent star diplomatic team disagrees with their diplomatic plan, so they put it on hold for the time being. Big Chongzi star, pass, and Stone Age star, there is too much generation difference to establish diplomacy. Tyron star, the ideological trend is normal, and diplomatic activities can be carried out simultaneously. "

"So the final conclusion is that the single ship of sdf started to conduct diplomatic activities with the Tyrannian Empire, and the remaining fleet intervened in the civil war on Cybertron, quelled the civil war, established diplomacy, and carried out technical exchanges. I want their transformation technology, the transformation of the current sdf It's so fucked up."

"yes!"

A kind of military officers and diplomats all stand up, or salute or bow slightly to show obedience to the order.

Then, the Enterprise class that was out investigating returned to the formation. After a brief reorganization, the diplomatic fleet consisting of 4 Nibelungen-class battleships and 16 Enterprise-class heavy cruisers completed the jump 200 kilometers above Cybertron, while SDF was 300 kilometers above the capital of the Tyrann Empire on the star Tyrannosaurus The transition ends.

With the official appearance of the Federation Fleet, the exchange of fire on Cybertron stopped briefly...

"Fuck...they won't join forces to beat us..."

"It's hard to say...they are here!"

After a while, two small boats flew towards the fleet. Then the headlights in front of the boat flickered randomly...

"..."

"What do they mean?"

"Who knew... Captain, the door to the Ganaku of the Holy Sword of Dawn has been opened... and a guiding beam has been released!"

"Is this what they mean by flashing lights..."

"Captain... I think they should just express that we want to communicate..."

"..."

Ian and his party came to Ganaku and watched the four Cybertronians who got off the boat.

These Cybertronian figures are...very Michael Bay.

Those who came were Bumblebee, Brother Zhuzi, Megatron and Starscream.

"Human beings coming from afar, what is your purpose for making a high-profile appearance?" Megatron spoke first.

"End your civil war, and then establish diplomacy." Ian didn't bother to talk nonsense to this group of Cybertronians who fought among themselves until the planet was about to be destroyed.

"This is not a simple matter." Megatron's hand transformed into a huge weapon, pointing at Ian.

"I don't think it's too difficult." Ian activated brain quantum waves, controlled the nanorobots in the air to form a transparent shield in front of him, and at the same time formed a larger gn particle cannon. "Looks like my cannon is bigger...this one...?"

"Megatron, the leader of the Decepticons." Megatron put away his weapon.

"Let's just ask, why are you fighting?" Ian has been curious since his last life, is it necessary for a group of people to fight to the destruction of the mother planet for the sake of political power? There must be deep-seated factors here.

"Because of power." Optimus Prime stepped forward. "I am Optimus Prime, the leader of the Autobots. After we jointly exiled the Primordial Celestial, overthrew the decadent Council of Elders, and exiled the Quintesque, Megatron believed that the military Decepticons were comparable to most civilian Autobots. Rather, it was designed for conquest and glory, so Decepticons with stronger performance should enjoy higher rights. In order to ensure the rights of ordinary Cybertronians, we have started this protracted war.”

"In the end, the one with the bigger fist has the final say? What's the difference if you support me more?" Megatron looked outside to Optimus Prime, who was upright and stern.

"I can't just watch you oppress those innocent civilians! We should continue our tradition, by freedom and democracy..."

"Then set up the senate that is doomed to decay again? Then wait for a cloudy pillar to overthrow them after thousands of years?! Then it's better to let the better us lead you..."

"..."

"..."

The two chiefs started off with a tirade on their own.

"..." A group of humans felt a black line drawn from the top of their heads. Are we motherfuckers here to listen to your debate?

Bumblebee and Starscream looked at each other, and pinched their waists to express their helplessness. Then the two Cybertronians walked up to the platform where the humans were.

"Don't mind, they have been like this since 300 years ago, a pure democrat, a pure elitist. After arguing for 200 years and fighting for 100 years, they still haven't reached a consensus." Starscream's tone was full of helplessness and bitter.

"According to our observations, your technology... seems to have a fault..."

"The continuous turmoil for nearly 1,000 years has caused Cybertron to lose too much." This is the first time I have seen the talking bumblebee... "During the infection, when the Cybertronians only had the Primarch, every time we technology Progress, the entire race can be upgraded in real time. And now..."

"The yellow boy and I are not in the same series anymore, neither the drive nor the parts can be used in common. Now in the entire Cybertron, there should be only Megatron who survived the Primarch era and a few veterans. Cybertronians can have multiple transformation modes." Starscream played with his fingers, a little absent-minded. "Our generation, including Optimus Prime's generation of Cybertronians, can only choose a basic transformation form. For example, Optimus Prime can be transformed into a truck head, and maybe a pickup truck, but turning him into a fighter jet Don't even think about it. Unlike Megatron, the matter compression system in his body can even turn him from a fighter into a radio. Although Megatron lost the ability to turn into a radio in a battle 200 years ago, it is too Pity……"

"...Oh, the radio..."

"That's not the point. The point is that, according to past experience, Megatron will become annoyed because he can't argue with Optimus Prime in 17 seconds and start a fight."

"... Does Megatron still have the characteristic of becoming angry from embarrassment?"

"At the end of the day, it's going to take a fight to decide..." Optimus Prime and Megatron both turned their arms into weapons, pointing at each other's heads.

"Look..." For some reason, Ian abruptly saw a funny look on Starscream's face. o(╯□╰)o

Then two Xin'anzhou, which had been invisible for a long time, pressed Optimus Prime to the ground.

"I think the two of you should solve our problems first. We are not here to watch you quarrel. I just want to know who of you is willing to establish diplomatic relations with us for technical exchanges. I don't care where you are One side holds power."