American TV series World Rescue

California.

Pasadena.

TBBT Apartments.

Bar downstairs.

"Flick and dodge!"

"ah!!!!"

After a loud drink, Lu Ziqiao's earth-shattering screams echoed in the bar.

"Yifei!"

Tian Erniu looked at the visitor with blurred drunken eyes and showed a silly smile.

"Er Niu, don't worry, I'm here!"

The visitor stepped forward and hugged Tian Erniu, comforting her, and then looked coldly at Lu Ziqiao, who was lying on the ground moaning: "The little tree will not grow straight if it is not repaired. It's not like there are no adults at home!

Lu Ziqiao, if I see you within 500 meters of Erniu again, I will drive a bulldozer and level you and Wang Tiezhu’s house together, and then put a monument on top and write on it, Once upon a time, there was a man He offended us, and then... he died an ugly death! ! ! "

"Hu Yifei! Ouch!"

Lu Ziqiao covered her face and shouted in fear and anger: "I provoked you, how could you be so cruel? Oh, it hurts me to death! You are too poisonous, don't you know I rely on my face to make a living! Ouch!"

"snort!"

Hu Yifei looked at Lu Ziqiao disdainfully: "Tell you, I haven't used any force yet! Now you are using your face to make a living. If you mess with us again in the future, I will let you use your butt to make a living!"

"puff!"

Tian Erniu leaned against Hu Yifei, and when she heard this, she laughed: "Eating on your butt? Hahaha! It's so funny!"

"You're still talking about it!"

Hu Yifei patted Tian Erniu and couldn't help but laugh: "What's the matter with you? You didn't tell me that such a big thing happened, but you came to see this guy. Do you still think that I am a good sister? I am still not yours. Chief bridesmaid?"

"Of course you are my good sister!"

Tian Erniu quickly rubbed against Hu Yifei, and said coquettishly and drunkenly: "You are not who you are!"

"Hmph! That's pretty much it."

Hu Yifei greatly enjoyed Tian Erniu's intimacy. Then she changed her voice and looked at Lu Ziqiao who had stood up like a knife: "So, this bastard kidnapped you here?"

"no no!"

Lu Ziqiao waved her hands repeatedly.

"no."

Tian Erniu giggled and said, "My first reaction was to call Zhang Wei and inform him that he is dead!"

"He is indeed dead!"

Hu Yifei said murderously: "What happened next? Why did you get involved with this bastard?"

"Don't sound like an asshole, okay?"

Lu Ziqiao protested: "I have a name!"

"To me, your name is just Bastard. What, do you have any objection?"

Hu Yifei was uncharacteristically speaking in a very soft and greasy tone.

"Hey~!"

Lu Ziqiao shuddered, trembled all over, and waved her hands sincerely: "No, no objection, you can do whatever you want..."

"It has nothing to do with Xiaobu, no, with this bastard."

Tian Erniu also woke up a little at this time, and immediately understood that Lu Ziqiao had bad intentions just now, but she was not angry. Originally, she subconsciously wanted to take revenge on Wang Tiezhu because of her sadness. She explained with a silly smile: "He picked it up. You called me to come here..."

"Isn't that why he's kidnapping you?"

Hu Yifei's tone was a little higher.

"I know..."

Tian Erniu giggled and said: "I already knew what kind of virtue this bastard has..."

After saying this, Tian Erniu's face changed and she cried: "But Wang Tiezhu is even more of a bastard. He actually wants to regret his marriage because of Zhang Wei. In this case, I will simply let him be a real bastard!"

"So, did I really have a chance just now?"

When Lu Ziqiao heard this, he couldn't care less about the pain in his body, his eyes lit up, and he murmured.

"..."

Hu Yifei couldn't help but roll her eyes.

"You also have a chance now, do you want to try?"

Tian Erniu changed from crying to giggling.

"I……"

Lu Ziqiao was overjoyed, but when she met Hu Yifei's dagger-like gaze, she retracted her neck and muttered: "You just like to joke, but actually I didn't mean that at all..."

"That's not what you mean. What do you mean?"

Hu Yifei sneered: "If I hadn't arrived in time, where would your dog's paws be?"

"Oh, you think too much!"

Lu Ziqiao caught a glimpse of a few figures flashing past the door, rolled her eyes, patted her thighs and shouted, "I'm so unjust! Everything I did was to persuade Erniu and Tie Zhu to get back to Meimei. , If you don’t believe me, ask Zhang Wei and Penny then.

Did I immediately suggest that they go to Tie Zhu and ask them to persuade Tie Zhu not to miss out on a lifetime of happiness just for a moment of anger? I’ve done so much and been misunderstood by you, even if I was beaten severely by you! Am I easy? "

"Second girl!"

At this time, Wang Tiezhu had already walked over quickly, and an affectionate call immediately dispelled the coldness that Tian Erniu had originally prepared.

"Iron pillar!"

Tian Erniu pushed Hu Yifei away, stood up and stood opposite Wang Tiezhu, holding hands with each other.

"Er Niu, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have lost my temper with you before!"

"Tie Zhu, I was also wrong..."

"Er Niu, just now Zhang Wei and Penny went to persuade me. When Penny asked me not to marry you..."

"What? What did Penny say?!"

When Tian Erniu heard this, she immediately exploded and rushed towards Penny behind Wang Tiezhu with her teeth and claws open.

"She meant well, it was she who made me understand my love for you!"

Wang Tiezhu hugged Tian Erniu and hurriedly comforted her.

"Okay, we're fine!"

Tian Erniu stood up straight and straightened her clothes.

"Oh, Iron Pillar~"

"Oh, Erniu~"

The two looked at each other and soon couldn't look away, kissing each other in a very Western style.

Naturally, Penny looked envious and blessed, while Zhang Wei breathed a sigh of relief. Lu Ziqiao rolled her eyes and turned her head away, not wanting to look. Hu Yifei was originally the same as Penny, but when she saw Lu Ziqiao's eyes, knives started to appear in her eyes again, and she looked at him threateningly. Lu Ziqiao.

Lu Ziqiao could only apologize and murmured in a low voice: "A good man doesn't fight with women. If you really piss me off... do you really think I can't deal with you..."

"What did you say?"

At some point, Hu Yifei had already approached Lu Ziqiao. He heard Lu Ziqiao's complaints clearly and sneered: "I know you won't accept it. It's up to you to fight alone or in a group fight! I, Hu Yifei, have never met an opponent before!"

As he spoke, he wiped his nose with his fingers and arched his left and right arms as a show of strength.

"Don't force me!"

Lu Ziqiao gritted her teeth and said.

First he was slapped in the face by Hu Yifei, and then he was threatened and ridiculed by Hu Yifei one after another. In other words, Hu Yifei had left the impression on him that he should not be messed with, otherwise he would have gone crazy!

He, Lu Ziqiao, has been traveling around the world for so many years. Except when he first met Godfather Barney, he has never suffered such a big loss!

No matter how tough Hu Yifei is, she is just a woman! Although it’s hard to say psychologically, it’s definitely correct physiologically!

Otherwise, he wouldn't have wanted to date her before. When Hu Yifei is quiet, her appearance does look like she has a good face, a good body, and a good temperament. It's so deceptive!

Because of this, he capsized in an open ditch and was severely punished by Hu Yifei, who saw through his true nature.

But he still didn't give up!

Hu Yifei declared arrogantly: "Either you are smarter than me, or you are stronger than me, otherwise why do you conquer me?"

In terms of academic qualifications, he is a high school graduate and is not as good as Hu Yifei, an in-service teacher who has a master's degree and a Ph.D.!

In terms of combat power, Hu Yifei can beat him ten times!

But if he hadn't been obsessed with Hu Yifei, would Hu Yifei really think that he had no way to deal with her?

"Yo!"

Hu Yifei's eyes lit up, she clenched her fists with both hands and cracked her bones, and said excitedly: "You actually have the courage to challenge me, that's great! You can choose the time and place!"

"Do not misunderstand!"

Lu Ziqiao's face stiffened and she waved her hands: "I'm not talking about me. Haven't you been shouting that no one can be smarter and stronger than you?"

"yes!"

Hu Yifei was stunned and said suspiciously: "Do you have any objections?"

"Hmph!"

Lu Ziqiao sneered and said: "I was giving in to you before. I, Lu Xiaobu, have been in the world for many years and have brothers all over the world. Do you think I can't find anyone who is both smarter and stronger than you?"

"Don't just talk without practicing, call him over and have a look!"

Hu Yifei said disdainfully: "I'll teach him why the flowers are so red!"

"Don't force me!"

Lu Ziqiao still couldn't make up his mind. He really didn't want to give up on the best Hu Yifei, but Hu Yifei slapped him in the face this time. You know, he almost completed the achievement of getting the bride on his bachelor's night!

"Come on, come on, don't be polite!"

Hu Yifei raised an eyebrow and said.

She really doesn't believe there is such a person. Although there are many doctors who are smarter than her, she dares to say that there is no doctor who is more powerful than her. Otherwise, she would not have been single for so many years!

Her fighting ability is no joke! It's just a basic operation to hit ten or something with one person. When your temper gets angry one day, your combat power explodes, and you can hit twenty with one person!

Anyway, she has never experienced the feeling of extreme! A Taekwondo girl with embroidered fists and legs was forced to practice the mysterious stunts that are only available in the island country's anime. In addition to being extremely talented, do you dare to imagine?

"Don't force me, don't force me..."

Lu Ziqiao muttered, and under Hu Yifei's incomprehensible expression, he took out his mobile phone and took a selfie of himself, and said in a voice: "Brother, come and save me!"

"Hmph, are you afraid now?"

After Lu Ziqiao finished speaking, she saw Hu Yifei standing there stunned, thinking that she had suddenly fainted, and her eyes lit up.

"Afraid?"

Hu Yifei came back to her senses, her eyes lit up, and she said excitedly: "I haven't felt this kind of tension and excitement for a long time. I hope the guy you called can hold on a little longer and let me relax!"

"..."

Lu Ziqiao's eyelids jumped, and she suddenly lost confidence in Owen. It wasn't that Owen wasn't great, but the Hu Yifei in front of her was too perverted!

"follow me!"

Hu Yifei pulled Lu Ziqiao to the back door.

"what are you doing?"

Lu Ziqiao asked uncomfortably as her self-confidence was greatly reduced.

"When you fight, you have to act like you're fighting!"

Hu Yifei dragged Lu Ziqiao, and the strong force made Lu Ziqiao grin, but she didn't care at all, and said with excitement: "There is no such atmosphere in the bar, let's go to the alley behind, pretend that you are being robbed by me, let you... Friends come directly to the real thing..."

"..."

Lu Ziqiao was stunned, and the corners of her mouth twitched: "You, are you a pervert?"

"What did you say?"

Hu Yifei paused, and with a little force on his hands, Lu Ziqiao immediately knelt down.

"Oh, please be gentle, be gentle, my arm is about to be broken, I was wrong, I was wrong, why not!"

Lu Ziqiao wailed: "I'm just worried about your safety. My friend is really cruel. If he kicks you to pieces..."

"It doesn't matter!"

Hu Yifei said grandly: "If he is so powerful, I will accept it even if he kicks me to death. At worst, I will be raised by him for the rest of my life! By the way, remember to scream more miserable later, forget it, let you pretend to be guessing You can’t pretend to be anything like it, it’s better to come here for real..."

Saying that, try harder again!

"ah!"

Lu Ziqiao screamed in response.

"No, this level is not bleak enough. Your friend probably won't take it too seriously after hearing this. He might even think you are joking! It needs to be more bleak and sincere!"

Hu Yifei squeezed Lu Ziqiao's arm with one hand, touched her chin with the other, and said to herself.

"Heroine, Your Majesty the Queen! Spare your life!"

Lu Ziqiao was completely frightened. When he encountered Hu Yifei, who couldn't be beaten again and again, wouldn't listen to her words, had weird thoughts, and resorted to violence at every turn, his intestines almost turned green with regret!

damn it! A ghost possessed him just now, and he even gave Hu Yifei such a suggestion. Now he doesn't know if he can survive until Irving arrives... Even if he survives, his arm will be useless by then, and he can only be Yang Guo from now on. Come on...

Although he can use this to gain sympathy from his aunt, he can pretend to be one-armed but doesn't really want to, and he will lose a lot of posture...

"This cry has some flavor!"

Just as Lu Ziqiao was screaming and thinking, Hu Yifei nodded with some satisfaction: "It seems that you are quite talented. You can go to the nearby San Fernando Valley to be an artist in the future! I think I can dig more into your talent." talent!"

"Are you kidding me?"

Lu Ziqiao was about to cry. He looked at Hu Yifei in horror and saw a sneer on Hu Yifei's face. After being stunned, he suddenly understood everything.

Whatever tragic live broadcast made his friend nervous and take action with all his strength, those were all excuses. The fundamental reason was that he almost succeeded in his plan to abduct the bride Tian Erniu just now. Hu Yifei, the chief bridesmaid, felt that the first slap in the face was too light. This was the second time. What a revenge!

Otherwise, Hu Yifei would drag him out as soon as he finished speaking, and start taking action without caring about it, without even asking when his friend would arrive...

If it took him half an hour to come, wouldn't Hu Yifei plan to torture him for such a long time first?

So perverted!

"I was wrong, Yifei, I was really wrong! Please let me go! I will serve four, and I will never dare to do it again!"

Lu Ziqiao decisively gave in.

"Ziqiao, what are you talking about?"

Hu Yifei said softly and surprised: "Where did you go wrong? Why didn't I know~"

"I was so wrong!"

Lu Ziqiao trembled all over and said anxiously: "I shouldn't covet the bride, I don't dare anymore!"

"What? Didn't you just say that you were enlightening the bride? You also organized Zhang Wei and the others to enlighten the groom. Now the bride and groom are harmonious and beautiful. It's all your credit. I wrongly blamed you before~"

Hu Yifei has a good tune.

Lu Ziqiao: "..."