Almighty Alchemist

This is how the intense learning process begins.

From this day, Xiuyi officially began to teach thieves how to learn and understand the lifestyle of high society.

Every morning, the gangsters are wearing straight aristocratic clothing, wearing bow ties, black top hats, a pocket watch hanging on their chests, and a staff of civilization in their hands.

They must learn to take off their hats when they meet, instead of rushing forward and holding them in a ball, punching each other with their fists. In the words of their master: "Only country folks, ignorant vulgars, would make such a move."

When facing women, they must know how to open the seat for the woman rather than sit down on their own, and understand the principle of women's priority.

Bare breasts, digging nostrils, putting feet on a chair or squatting to eat, and scolding your mother are absolutely not allowed.

In addition, it is strictly forbidden to urinate, drink alcohol, drink hard alcohol, and to look for girls in low-grade kiln ...

"In face-to-face conversations with people, you must pay attention to speaking slowly, vigorously, with a sense of rhythm, and you cannot talk endlessly. You should not write a long story, do not give the other party a chance to speak, and you must not interrupt others. Use standard court language, and never use rural slang. "

"When the other person is speaking, be calm, with a slightly bent back and listening. Even if the other person is talking nonsense, you must also be listening carefully! If you have different opinions on the other person's opinions, you are not allowed to say that the other person is It's wrong, but you should use a gentle tone, for example: Your statement is very reasonable, but I still have some different ideas ... You can call the other person a bunch of **** in your heart, but your expression should look like To a flower. "

"True and false." Someone whispered below.

"Yes. Nobles or gentlemen are characterized by hypocrisy, and you have to learn hypocrisy now." Xiuyi did not punish the intervening person this time: "In addition, when two people talk face to face, remember not to put one Put your leg on the other leg. This method of tilting Erlang's leg is a taboo in etiquette, and it will seem that you are very uneducated. "

The bandits yelled dissatisfied: "Oh my God, there are so many rules. This is really unbearable. I have to talk about the rules no matter how I stand."

A bandit shouted, "You can't put your feet on the chair, you can't pick my favorite toes, and now you can't even put the other leg. Where can I put it? No! Born from me I'm used to sitting this way from the moment I get down. I put my legs here and don't go anywhere. "He slaps his thigh.

At this moment, in order to defend his "right", he even forgot the terribleness of that "devil".

Xiu Yiyou asked: "Are you sure you want this?"

"Yes, even if you kill me." The bandit replied proudly.

"Good." Xiu nodded.

The next moment, his body flashed across the robber's body with a flash of red shock.

In the terrible tragic sound of the bandit, a long sword passed through the bandit's two thighs and was firmly nailed together.

"Since you like to fold your two legs together, I can help you fix it until you think this position is not so comfortable."

Juvenile means bloody, spicy, and direct.

All the bandits finally returned to God, recollecting that the boy they followed was never a benevolent Lord.

Bandits have countless bad habits. If they want to get rid of these problems in a short time, they must use extraordinary methods.

"Cruel" people will not have the patience to wait for each other, and those who cannot be changed must pay a heavy price. In the face of lessons, everyone will learn quickly.

** Always more efficient than **. The tyrant may hate everyone, but his orders will always be implemented and enforced before he is overthrown.

As for the future ...

Xiu Yi is confident that these soil buns who have never seen the world will eventually fall in love with this life.

Powerful enforcement methods, combined with a better life in the future, can make up for all misfortunes and suffering.

Before that, of course, the bandits had to go through a special hot stage.

——————— In the small valley, a series of farce-like farce was staged.

"If you want to be a gentleman, you must have a gentleman's temperament. The so-called temperament is not an intangible existence. In fact, it is a collection of a series of aspects such as eyes, movements, behaviors, behaviors, etc. To a certain extent ... I have to say that your temperament makes you a group of rough people even if you are wearing a dress. "

"Look at your eyes. Your scum, you look like a wolf watching a little sheep when you look at people. No, you have to learn to look at others with calm eyes, not to deter others. You must know you Not robbing, you no longer need to use the sword in your hand to force others to take out their wallets, there is no need to look so fierce and evil. Don't look at people with this look of fat sheep, your eyes are full * * With greed. "

"Look at me, smile, be full of love in your eyes, and shine with wisdom, even if you have no wisdom at all."

"Oh my God, this is too hard." The gangsters complained loudly.

"Reyesa, come up as a demonstration. Come to my side and look at me."

** The samurai stepped to Xiu Yi, staring at Xiu Yi with eagerness.

"Eyes is the best window to express one's emotions. Your mood, joy, laughter, sorrow, and anger can all be expressed in one's eyes. Rayle Jessa, from your eyes, I see It was a deep hatred. "Xiu Yi pointed to the big man in front of him and explained to the robbers.

"Yes, my strong and generous owner. I never hated a certain **** as deeply as I do now. If my eyes can be turned into sharp swords, I will cut him into pieces of piecemeal; if My eyes can turn into flames, and I will burn him into a coke. If my eyes can turn into a sea of ​​oceans, then this ocean is enough to drown the devil that makes me deeply hate! " Said affectionately.

This makes Xi a little "moved."

"That's great. As a leader, you are always more courageous than others. But I never thought that hatred can make you a poet, you know? This is what I have heard since I knew you. Most pleasant language. "

Xiu whispered close to the ear of Reyesa: "If hatred of me can keep you in this state at all times, then I allow you guys to put the name of Huyglare by your mouth and teach me Your way to curse and curse that bastard. But remember, it's the way I taught. "

Rellejeza licked his lips: "Master Shuigler, you are so generous. You are the most graceful villain I have ever seen, and I pray up to God, you must be ****."

He spoke very softly.

"That's great." Xiu Yi said with a smile: "Look at everyone, Rayler has done it, his eyes are full of tenderness at this time ... Remember, eyes are the window of the soul, and what you have to do now is Learn how to close the window in your mind. Practice it if it's okay. Let ’s teach another one. ”

As the course officially began, the misery of the bandits began.

"Walking is also a basic manifestation of the nobility's manners. When walking, you should try to be as light as possible and keep it in a relaxed and relaxed state. Nobles do not produce anything, they do not oppress them with heavy labor, so it is not necessary He showed a rush of fire. Even in the event of an emergency, he just accelerated his pace. Remember, don't run anyway, when have you ever seen a gentleman running on the street? "

"You look like a duck. The swing of your arms is small. Don't shake it so much. Are you looking for a fight? You're not talking about your account. Put away your bastard, you are a hooligan." An indecent bandit was kicked by Xiu Yi.

...

"When speaking, be sincere and strong, and speak clearly. Sela, your tongue is big enough to make a pot of vegetables."

"Tiantian Shengou West big toe, bamboo people." Saila answered in a snoring voice.

"Solve it, otherwise I'll let you take weight loss pills daily."

...

"When drinking, there are different ways to drink according to different alcohols, but no matter which way you drink, it does not include the way you are now-that is called cow drink. Even the roughest servant will not drink like you .If you can't change this problem, I don't mind letting you irrigate a litre of horse urine every day ... maybe you will understand what it means to taste carefully. "

...

"Dance is one of the most common and practical means of communication for aristocratic communication. When inviting ladies to dance, learn some of the most basic etiquette gestures. First, go to the lady and remember not to get too close to her. Extend your right hand, like me, draw a beautiful arc in the air and place it on your chest near the heart. Put your left hand behind and make a forty-five degree bow. Remember, in While doing this, you should slightly back your left foot and bend your knees halfway. When waving your right hand, don't touch the girl you want to invite, and don't do it very far. Know who you are inviting. Rayler, you do this. "

Rehler reluctantly demonstrated for everyone.

"Your **** is too high." Xiu's whip pulled down fiercely: "Face up slightly, look at the 'girl' with the eyes of your lover, pay attention to your eyes and be affectionate Pulse, I know you are a man across from you, but if you ca n’t do it, I will let you hug him or even kiss him ... good, just like that, do n’t move, let everyone see your posture clearly. "

Relle was placed there like a sculpture for half an hour to be admired.

...

"When you eat, you take a fork in your left hand and a knife in your right hand. Cutting food is a science. The toothed side of a dining knife cuts food obliquely. You don't need to use such a great deal of energy. You must use clever energy. Are you hated by food? "

"If you dare to chop the plate, I will put these tatters in your mouth."

"It's impolite to make a sound while eating."

"If anyone dares to hold the soup pot while drinking soup, I will make him soup."

"Learn to wash your hands before meals, let alone spill food on the table."

"Don't drink the mouthwash too."

"Remember to wipe your stinky mouth after dinner."

...

"When pouring coffee, be slow and your back cannot be bent. Do you want to pour hot water on me?"

"Yes, I want to do that, my strong and generous owner."

"... Very good, anyway, you have finally made progress. You can stop swearing without dirty words, which really pleases me."

...

"what are you doing?"

"I'm peeing, master."

"Then what are you shaking?"

"This is a habit. After shaking urine, you have to shake a few times to get rid of it."

Xiu Yi's ** clicked on the gangster's "brother" a few times: "Just shake this, you don't need to shake your whole body."

The gangster stared blankly at Xiuyi's departure: "This **** keeps **** on others?"

"Don't mind buddy, he doesn't even allow self-defilement." Another gangster walked over and said.

...

"Poetry has a unique role in shaping sentiment, expressing feelings, and a good life. It can help you discover beauty and appreciate it. We should learn to understand the meaning of poetry, and at least learn to read poetry aloud."

"Great master, I made a poem to celebrate you."

"Is Rayler? Listen to me then."

"Ah! Master! You are so great, you are as holy as the firefly's ass, bringing light to you! You are the smelly dung, and we are the flies that keep turning around you ... "

"... Very well done. Who else does poetry? I hope it is no longer a tribute to my greatness."

"I wrote a song praising the weather and the sun and the rain."

"Oh, it's Fan Xin, read it."

"On this sunny rainy day, the great master walks on the fields of the city at your own pace ..."

"Very good, enough. I think you should learn to recite poems before you consider writing them." Xiu Yi said in a very affirmative tone.

Looking back, the little demon Dragon Xu has been holding the stomach with a smile on the ground. As for the Blazing Birds, they fell directly from the air to the ground, and stuck themselves to the ground like a tree.

—Under the high-pressure policy of Xiuyi, the bandits began to transform from mountain thieves to people.

They are studying all kinds of knowledge, etiquette, learning about the traditional culture of the Reims Empire, and learning how to be like a true Sven gentleman.

In the early morning, Relejeza, the former bandit leader, will be wearing a gown, a bowler hat, and carrying a civilized staff on a muddy country road. When a bandit carefully separated his stubborn fingers and tried to hold the wine glass from the bottom to taste the sweet white wine in the glass, he smiled and said, "Oh, it is the respected Mr. Lieu Kandy. , I'm so glad to see you again. In this beautiful morning, having a glass of wine can make your body healthier. "

The gangster named Lieu Kandy had a kind smile on his face: "Oh, it's kind Lord Lord Reyesa. It's rare to see you passing by my house. Need to stay for a drink?"

"Oh, no." Rayle Jessa waved the staff of civilization in his hand. "Baron Alexis Jaynes is waiting for me. The weather today is good. We have an appointment to go out for a horse ride."

"Yeah, the weather today is really good. The fog is very thick. Although we can't see the road, it can bring us a mysterious feeling. You must be careful when riding a horse and don't hit the trees over there There were a few duomins who dug a pit there, and they hoped that a **** named Xiu Yierer would die there. But hateful, they never made it. "

"I'll pay attention. Let's bless this beautiful weather together." Rellejesa strode across his walking stick.

The next moment, Relejesa came to the other bandit, and then he looked at the bandit with "surprise" and said, "Oh my gosh, who do I see? Ed Bello Mum! You look so beautiful today. "

The robber in a dress reading a book stared at Lele Jessa fiercely and spit out his voice full of "femininity" tenderly: "It was Sir Jessa, I'm so glad to see you. I am today The situation is terrible. "

"Is there something wrong with you?" Reyresa asked.

"Yes, I found that I've been stunned a lot recently. I'm not so pretty anymore. I worry that my husband no longer loves me." The bandit put his hand on his face and made a sadness.

Rayle Jessa patted each other's shoulders with sympathy, and whispered, "Why are you a woman today?"

"Damn Shaughle, I only memorized 12 words yesterday." The "female" bandit replied in a crying voice.

"This is really sympathetic, but thank you very much for your contribution. I recited 15 words yesterday, which is five standard deviations from 20 words. Xian Zhe was right when facing the beast hunt, You just need to run faster than the slowest one. "

"Oh, head, stop stimulating me."

"Let me be Sir Yesa. This title sometimes sounds pretty pleasing."

Having said that, Reyesa stepped back and raised his big hand to Ed Bellom: "Oh madam, in my opinion, your beauty is still impeccable, I believe you Your husband will love you as always. "

"Are you sure of this?" Ed Bellom's eyes flashed a spark that could be named "excited."

"Yes," Rellejeza answered very carefully, and got close to the ear of the other person. "Your face as if kicked by a donkey will make all men want to cover their wallets when they see it."

"Oh! That's more of your blessing." Ed Bellom answered with a sad face, holding his heart in both hands.

Relle Jessa turned away and muttered, "This **** dialogue makes me sick!"

—— Dispel the wind warbler, Xiu Yi lowered her head and looked at the little dragon that was lying beside her:

"They did a good job, right?"

Xu hummed and ignored.

Even if it is a World of Warcraft, it can be seen that the bandits are far from being true superiors.

If you must add a unit after this gap, it should be calculated in light years.

"I know you look down on them, but Xu, you have to believe that people have potential. Deep down, everyone actually has a positive motivation. In the past, they just did n’t have the opportunity and lacked a good education. Now they only have So it ’s not because they really like what they used to do, but because they tried to adapt to what they used to. There are various environments in society, and people who can integrate into their environment as quickly as possible can always live well. Nourish some. And for a good lifestyle, they will only adapt faster. Now they just lack some necessary external conditions. "

Speaking of which, Xiu Yi looked at the little guy and said, "Time is precious, the robbers have already begun to learn, so should you also start to learn it? You can't always be lazy because of your father's love for you . "

"Woo!" The little magic dragon suddenly raised his ears.

Learning the word made it numb, and the word dad made it tremble.

"Well, don't look like this." Xiu Yi picked up the little guy and smiled bitterly: "You can't let me use a whip to force you to learn spells, right?"

The little guy hummed, I looked at you willingly.

"But it's definitely not possible without learning. You won't stay on the basis of my reserve magic supplement base? A great magic dragon makes a human magic generator? Don't you think it sounds too much? Is the price off? "

"Woo ..."

"Trust me, Asahi, it ’s not that difficult to learn magic. We can learn human spells before your talents are revealed. You are a genius, and you shouldn't live up to the reputation of a child prodigy. Many humans just met at the age of four or five. You can already recite poetry when you speak. And you, the little genius in the magic dragon, the darling of God, the most intelligent Warcraft, you can also become a master of learning and using human magic during your childhood. Think about it, You, who have not yet grown up, have stood at the pinnacle of the world early and enjoyed the worship of the world. What a pleasant experience it will be. "

The little guy looked at Xiuyi with helpless eyes, looked at this mouth, and said a set of guys who coaxed themselves with good intentions. It wanted to tell him that even though he couldn't speak yet, because of his interpersonal relationship, the little secret in his heart couldn't hide himself.

Don't you just want me to be your free thug? Just say no?

Fortunately, Xiuyi also felt the idea of ​​the little guy. His face flushed and he nodded: "Yes. Red and green have been exposed, but you haven't. The reason why I dare to show them is because of you Existence is actually stronger than them. You are my most important hole card. But this card hasn't grown into an ace card yet ... I need you, Asahi. I may still face many hard battles in the future. .Some battles may not be something I can decide. In many cases, relying only on the brain can not solve all problems. A strong military foundation is still a necessary backing. So I need you. "

The little guy sighed and then barked a few times.

"If you promise to study hard, I promise you can eat rich food every day in the future. You see, we now have more than forty men, I will let them help you grab a lot of delicious food every day. What do you think? Do n’t you like to eat Warcraft? I asked them to catch you, so I caught the most fierce and the most fatty meat. "

The wind sent this sentence to Rayler and others, and a group of bandits snored at the same time.

The little boy stared at Xiuyi, erecting a front claw, exposing the tips of five claws.

"Five a day?"

The little guy nodded.

"You can't eat so much, you will get fat."

The little one stomps and eats so much.

"Well, learn one spell for a Warcraft, learn one, and reward a spar."

The little guy was angry.

Xiu didn't budge.

After thinking about it, the little boy laboriously retracted the two claw tips.

Xiu laughed: "Okay, then learn three spells."

Alas, the little guy realized sadly that the free lunch was finally gone.

Looking at the helplessness of the little guy, Xiuyi smiled happily. This little thing finally bowed his head under the tireless bombardment of his persistent language every day.

"Thank you, Asahi. If you want, we can also practice some close combat and cooperative combat skills. Would you like?"

"Woo ... Wang!"

"Not talking is the default."

"Wang Wang! Wang Wang! Wang Wang!" Xu was very angry, MB, I mean unwilling!