Almighty Alchemist

The tour of the Violet Song and Dance Troupe has always been based on the weather of the Reims Empire.

Every winter, they travel from north to south, and in the summer, they travel from south to north again.

Some people say that the troupe's life is like a migratory creature, always from one city to another. They are like snails carrying shells, and they never have a fixed home of their own.

This year's winter has begun. Heavy snow has fallen in a few places. The thick snow has turned the ground into a white world wrapped in silver, and the roads have become muddy and difficult to travel.

A carriage was trapped in a mud pit, and no matter how the driver pulled the whip, the carriage was motionless.

Toddled, Todd yelled and scolded the animals, but it didn't seem to do anything.

It was Clarice who personally directed several handymen to find some branches, crushed stones, and pad them in the mud pit, and the carriage was finally out of the woods.

"Oh, why do I have to do everything myself as the head of the team? I can't find someone who can let me use it well? Oh my god, Todd, violence against these animals is not good for us. If you hurt a horse, then you are ready to get out of the car and stay with those horses to pull the car! "

Clarice yelled at Todd, who was clumsy and knew only brute force.

The beautiful head of the group was never ladylike when she scolded her hips, although she was only 23 years old despite her actual age.

Daisy coughed slightly beside her: "Please pay attention to your image, head."

Clarice rolled her eyes: "Dace! Now it's not show time, it's command time. I know what to do on the stage, but I need the commander's spirit even more offstage."

"Yelling does not make you a commander."

Clarice was a little bit angry: "Oh, Daisy, cynicism may make you lose your position as a pillar."

Daisy chuckled without fear: "Isn't that what you said, right? The audience just said." She hid into the carriage with a smile.

"This little fox." Clarice pouted with dissatisfaction.

The team continued on the road, and they finally broke away from this muddy road and embarked on a relatively flat road.

As a result, Clarice lost the enthusiasm for command, and the team continued to be controlled by the driver, moving slowly towards the next stop.

Clarice, who had just returned to the carriage box, was immediately surrounded by a group of girls.

"Captain Clarice, when can we get to Xiangye City?"

"Yes, leader, it's been three days. I can't wait to take a hot bath."

"I'm even more eager to go shopping in Xiangye City, which is one of the busiest cities in Central China."

"Then you have to find a noble who is willing to pay for you."

"It's never been a problem, right?"

"Yes."

A large group of girls laughed grinningly.

Clarice's expression was serious: "Girls, please pay attention to your words and deeds. Lady, want lady, do you understand? Don't openly talk about seduce a noble, and don't think it is easy. I once saw a girl in another group seduce a nobleman, causing him to spend a lot of money. But because he could not meet the needs of the nobleman, her face was scratched. If you do not plan to pay Something, do n’t expect anything. "

A girl replied immediately: "I'm all prepared."

Clarice glared at her: "Don't indulge yourself for a moment of joy, maybe you will lose more than you gain in the future."

"Do you mean marrying someone? Head," another girl asked.

"Yes, don't women always marry?"

"Maybe it's more sensible to marry money."

"Oh, do n’t say such blasphemy words, I like money, but I also do n’t reject good love, even though it seems that love is always very far away from a woman like us ... we are closer to direct and simple desires Some, "said Daisy.

Clarice was dissatisfied: "Dace, you shouldn't say that, even a dancer has the right to pursue love."

Daisy countered: "What do we use to pursue? We go north and south. There are always some girls who are willing to go to bed with men for money, which makes our reputation very poor. Men with good family will not marry us, they just don't mind being with us Play. How do you make me yearn for love? Can a man fall from the sky? "

Clarice was about to retort, and the sound of a heavy object slamming from the wall of the carriage overhead.

In the screams of a large group of girls, a huge hole appeared on the top of the carriage, and a figure crashed into the carriage ...

Hugh Igleer was lying in the carriage with a kind of racket pain.

Damn, one-way teleportation is so bad that accurate target positioning is impossible.

In order not to teleport himself to the ground, he can only increase the height slightly.

But he didn't expect it to be a low-lying land, and when he was teleported out, he found himself more than 200 meters above the ground.

If it wasn't for his strength in ventilation, he used wind aspiration to reduce his weight in time, slowed down the descent, and transported his air shield and vindictive body when he landed. I'm afraid he just escaped from Purgatory Island. You have to fall alive here.

After exhausting all my efforts, I left myself after killing everyone, and if I die for such a reason, it would be too embarrassing.

Red and green were so worried that they fluttered down with wings flapping. The little guy Xu has been in his arms. In order not to press this little thing, he was forced to fall with his back facing down. This left Xu not harmed at all, but his tailbone hurt him so that he could breathe coolly. , Feels like a patient with kidney loss for many years.

"Oh my gosh, a man!" A woman's voice rang around.

"No, exactly a boy."

"Dice, you are such a crow's mouth, the gods really fell off a man from the sky. Oh, he is still a handsome guy. Look at his hair, it is rare, but very charming."

"I like his puppy better, cute, and those two birds. Is he an animal trainer?"

Clarice stared at Hugh Iglell, and looked at the hole in the top of her carriage, where cold wind was pouring in constantly.

Then the head of the group was a little confused: "Dace, are you sure I have no dazzle? When did the gods open a direct passage from the sky to the ground?"

Daisy, the pillar of the song and dance troupe, was also dumbfounded: "Oh, I also hope I have no dazzle. I swear I won't talk anymore. Do I have the legendary magician's prediction ability?"

"Dream daydreaming," a girl sarcastically said.

A woman's words are always so sharp.

Hugh Glair took a long breath and looked like he had dropped somewhere. The girls seemed to be trying to give them a man, and then they fell down.

He said helplessly: "It's just a coincidence, I swear, girls, it's just a coincidence."

As soon as he spoke, all the girls looked at him.

Xiu Yi sat up very strenuously, fighting spirits circulated in the body, quickly repairing the body's wounds. Fortunately, it is just an ordinary shock, and there is no major problem with the body. Take a break and take your breath away.

He said: "I think I have to say sorry to everyone. Obviously my playing style does not meet some people's expectations. I just accidentally made some mistakes in an adventurous behavior and then fell by your side. . But it doesn't matter, I can leave now, I mean I have absolutely no intention of disturbing a few people. We can treat this as if it hadn't happened before, and say goodbye with a smile. "

Xiuyi tried to stand up, but found that the carriage was not suitable for standing. She could only continue to move her **** outside the carriage.

Daisy opened her eyes and looked at this "man from heaven."

He looks really handsome and very handsome, it seems that he is a little younger, and it is estimated that he is not more than sixteen.

But he was only 17 years old.

She asked softly, "How did you come here? I mean ..." She pointed to the hole in the top: "How can you fall from the sky?"

"This ..." Xiu Yi grabbed his head: "Actually ... I didn't fall from the sky, I fell from the tree. It happened that you had just passed a tree, I was on the tree then, and ..."

Clarice interrupted Xiu's speech: "Where is this place?"

Xiu Yileng said: "What did you say?"

Clarice said coldly: "I'm asking you which road we are walking under now? What's its name? Where does it lead? What city or village is ahead?"

Hell, how do I know.

Looking at Xiu's stunned face, Clarice sneered: "You said you climbed to a tree, that means you live near here. But you don't know where it is?"

Xiuyi sighed helplessly. Very good. He always thought that women were experts in lying, but never thought they were also experts in identifying lies.

"If I tell you I'm a magician, something went wrong during the flight test, and then I accidentally fell off, do you believe it?"

Clarice pouted: "At least it is more credible than that lie."

A girl laughed coyly: "I've never heard of such a young magician, and it will fall off on the way, which is really fun."

Very good, Xiuyi sighed helplessly, the girls are very smart and not easy to lie.

But the next moment, Clarice said in a somber tone: "In fact, I'm not interested in how you got here. I'm interested in that you broke my roof. How are you going to compensate us? Know Now it's winter, and it's still snowing outside. If one of my members is sick, how can you compensate for my loss? "

As Clarice said, all the girls realized that the cold had broken through the barrier and got into their original warm box. Many of them were wearing single clothes, and they all screamed.

Todd's head stretched out of the carriage and shouted, "What happened? I seemed to hear something hit the carriage just now."

Then he looked in amazement at the sudden addition of Xiuyi and the big hole in the roof.

Clarice exclaimed angrily, "Oh! You unresponsive guy. It's been a hundred years since you just understood it?"

She kicked Todd out with one kick.

Then she continued to look at Xiu Yi coldly.

Xiu Yi can only continue to sigh. It can be seen that this girl who looks good but has a bad temper is the leader of everyone. He can only say, "I can compensate you."

"Very good." Clarice nodded, and she jerked out her pen and paper and began to calculate quickly: "A horse-drawn carriage will cost at least ten King Witts to repair the roof, considering that my girls, including myself, therefore After being frozen, you must increase the fine. There are fifty silver vets per girl. There are six girls here and three jin vits. One of them is very exposed and you will be filled with eyesight. You will be fined one jin vit ... "

"Ah!" The "exposed" girl said by Clarice realized that she was wearing only underwear, and she yelled to wrap herself with her hands.

Clarice didn't look up: "Landy, you don't have to be so nervous. Your actions look more like teasing than covering yourself. I've never seen anyone who blocked himself with both hands. Are you not cold at all? "

The girl named Lanti sighed and found a piece of clothing to put on herself: "Master, did you not realize that this is a man from heaven to us? And he is handsome, this is very important."

"I think it's a gold coin from heaven. Twenty Kimvites, sir." Clarice looked up at Xiuyi.

Xiu frowned: "If I'm not wrong, it should be fourteen Kimvites."

"It also costs labor and lost time, and my girl's performance fee." Clarice relentlessly, waving her murderous knife.

Xiu Yi nodded helplessly: "Well, I will compensate you."

He tried to get some money out of him.

Then he found that he wasn't half-length.

Damn it! Never need money on Purgatory Island!