After transmigration, I became a minion of the evil god?

“I’m not convinced, if I hadn’t been hit by this guy! I will never be caught! ”

In the health care room, Mo Yu held a black panda eye and looked at the guy on the bed unhappily.

“Damn it! This guy doesn’t walk and look! Do the eyes grow on the top of the head? ”

Syllable!

Hiratsuka Jing next to him slapped him on the back, and said angrily: “Okay, you still said that running so fast, knocking people out and pushing responsibility, right?” ”

“He~ can be knocked out by me, that can only mean that her system is too poor, weak chicken.”

Mo Yu, who has already practiced the ‘pot dumping method’ to the extreme, how could he admit that it was his fault, and if there is a pot, he must throw it back and throw it out, and he must not take the pot.

Once the pot is connected, it is said to be the pot man in the small, and the ninja mutant mutant is said to be the big one.

Throwing the pot has long become his passive skill, his brain has not yet turned, and his mouth has begun to work.

Just now, they were all a lot ahead, after all, Shizune Hiratsuka was wearing high heels, it was not convenient to run, as long as he threw off the other party.

As a result, when turning in the corridor, this black long straight girl suddenly appeared, and Mo Yu ran fast, and the result was a crash.

He didn’t have anything to do, but he was knocked out of a panda eye, but the other party was knocked out more than two meters away, and he stopped cooking directly.

At that time, Mo Yu was confused, could it be that I became stronger?

So he turned back confidently and prepared to compete with the teacher.

As a result, when he was knocked on the wall and his cheek was against the wall, he finally confirmed that he was still a war scum and had not changed from a summoner to a warrior.

The one who was knocked out by himself, the cliff is paper paste.

The teacher at the public health room confirms the girl’s condition after an examination.

“She has nothing to do, she just fainted, just rest.”

“Don’t run in the hallway next time, it’s easy to get into an accident.”

After explaining the situation, the teacher of the health room also reminded that this kind of situation of being knocked unconscious in the corridor was also the first time she had encountered it.

Mo Yu turned his head and began to shake the pot with a calm expression: “Did you hear that?” Shizuki Hiratsuka, next time don’t run in the hallway, look, because of you, a student was knocked unconscious. ”

Shizune Hiratsuka: “…..”

Health room teacher: “…”

It’s a must for you to throw the pot! I am to blame for this!

Shizune Hirata, who was itched by these words, glared at him fiercely, really wanting to make that panda eye symmetrical.

“Less nonsense! When the students wake up under the snow, remember to apologize to others! ”

“Wait a minute? I don’t have time, can I not? ”

This cargo is called under the snow? Could it be snow under the snow?

“Now?” Saying this, Hiratsuka Jing was confused in his heart, and asked with a puzzled face: “Now that no one is awake, how do you apologize?” ”

“Teacher, you don’t understand this, we are not idol youth dramas.”

Speaking, Mo Yu sat on the edge of the bed, grabbed the girl’s shoulders with both hands, and under the doubtful gazes of the two teachers, turned his head and showed a bright smile: “So in the face of the girl’s coma, we don’t go through the bloody plot, the correct process should be like this.” ”

As soon as the words fell, I saw him suddenly exert force, shake the other party violently, and yelled: “Xiaoqiang!” Xiaoqiang, don’t die! We have been dependent on each other for so many years! I didn’t expect to send a white-haired person to a black-haired person!! ”

Being shaken so violently, as long as it is not a dead person, it should wake up.

“What…. What the? ”

Seeing the girl open her eyes with a hooded expression, Mo Yu directly let go and let the other party fall back to the bed.

Then he turned to the two people next to him who were almost petrified and their brains had shut down: “Look, it’s that simple, this trick is called ‘poor shake’, as long as you don’t die, you can shake it back.” ”

“The method is simple, the cost is almost nothing, except for the small disadvantage of shaking the seriously injured to death, there are no side effects.”

“By the way, this classmate named Snow Down, I’m very sorry to knock you out because I was chased by the teacher, I apologize to you, if you don’t speak, it’s considered forgiveness, it’s good!” Thank you for your understanding! ”

A series of words directly made Xue Nai under the snow faint, and could only put on a dumbfounded expression and look at the person in front of him with dull eyes.

Shizune Hiratsuka’s brows gradually furrowed, feeling that something was not quite right: “Although I apologized, why do I always feel that something is strange, but I can’t tell.” ’

“That’s it, guys, I’ll go first, see you later.”

After apologizing, Mo Yu said goodbye to everyone with a smile, but before he took two steps, he was grabbed by the back collar by a hand.

“Where do you want to go? Let’s go to the office and have a good talk. ”

“I’m sorry, I’m in a hurry to study, and I don’t have time to talk about blind dates.”

Hiratsuka’s forehead suddenly burst out with blue tendons, turning him around and grabbing his collar, revealing a gloomy expression: “You kid just wants to be killed by me today!” ”

“People don’t die in vain, although I can’t do it in terms of combat strength, but my mouth cannon is not bad, isn’t it, quiet and cute~”

Mo Yu also smiled and blinked, people are like this, they all say that they don’t die or die, but sometimes, they can’t stop doing it.

For a moment, Hiratsuka felt as if he had been hit by an electric current, his scalp was numb, and he roared in shame: “Shut up!” Don’t call me that! You bring me to the office! Right now! ”

“Tsk! It’s really no way, see you two later, by the way, classmates in bed, you should exercise more, so as not to be accidentally bumped by someone next time. ”

Looking at Mo Yu, who was dragged out of the health room, he was still confused under the snow.

‘What the hell is going on here?’ ’