After Marrying the School Grass

Ren Qinglin's real-name posting popularity soared, turning a few pages in just two minutes. The emergence of derivative posts one after another was all about discussing the marriage of the two schools when they came out.

[Key points: Jian Ran, who has just returned from her mother-in-law's home. It's mother-in-law's family, not mother-in-law's family! 】

[Reversed? ! No! ! ! Mom doesn't allow it! ! ! Σ(°△°|||)︴】

[The marriage on August 7th happened to be the Qixi Festival! Ah ah ah I'm dead, I'm going to drown in a sea of ​​sugar——]

[Mom asked me why I was crying and swiping my phone! QAQ】

[@Nextdoor landlord, is your face swollen? 】

[I am Jian Ran’s classmate, and I have a good relationship with him. Every time he leaves school, if it's not with his roommate, or with Ren Qinglin, he really doesn't know where he has the time to mess with other men. 】

[Open a post on Ren Qinglin's family background for simple science, Jian Ran dare to cuckold him only when he is crazy. 】

[Real-name speaking: I, Li Qianyu, serve as the school's roommate. I was super sticky senior Jian at the school. Senior Jian also slept in our dormitory. I had long suspected that their relationship was not pure, but I never expected... it was a loss. 】

[Stupid with rhythm. What about it? Why don't you jump? Come on, be happy, I sing and dance in the front, you hang yourself in the back~]

[No, that LZ is right, Jian Ran is indeed gay. 】

[What's wrong with gay? Especially since 9012, the country allows same-sex marriages. You are so capable, go and change the "Marriage Law"! 】

[One said, the country allows it to be allowed, but I still can't accept two men together. 】

[Laughing to death, people get married, need you to accept? You are great and you are the first. Why don't you go to the sea to fly a plane? 】

[Hematemesis... I have an exam tomorrow morning! @两男神, can't you wait until the exam is over and then announce it? What kind of group you are, you are really harmful to others, your group, my son's score in every subject is not even that average. jpg]

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Ke Yan looked stunned, "These people don't need to review?"

Ji Yuanxi lowered her head and typed wildly on her mobile phone, "How can I eat melon fragrance in the review... It's over, I'm going to die. My wife kept asking me why I didn't tell her, and asked me to do something about the two of you." Show her a PPT with less than twenty pages."

Shen Zixiao gloated: "This is not right, don't you like PPT the most?"

Ji Yuanxi wanted to cry without tears, "But I really don't know anything." He looked at Ren Qinglin and Jian Ran, "By the way, when did you get together?"

Fang Huifeng held the marriage certificate of the two in one hand and touched his chin with the other. He carefully analyzed: "They got married on August 7th this year. Let's not talk about dating for a year before getting married. It was at least August last year, or Earlier."

Ke Yan exclaimed: "Ah, Qinglin was still in high school at that time, did the teacher allow you to fall in love early?"

Ji Yuanxi made a fuss, "I'm going, but I actually started on minors?! No...then you guys are too good at acting, I'm so keen, I didn't see that you knew each other before!"

Shen Zixiao didn't know where to find a feather fan used by Zhuge Liang and shook it slowly, so he said in a mysterious way: "They really didn't know each other before, and the relationship was normal. So, how did they get to this point, and where did the marriage certificate come from? What?"

Except for the person involved and Lu Shixuan, the others looked at Shen Zixiao, their eyes full of desire for knowledge.

The scumbag Shen Zixiao enjoyed this feeling very much, "Ke Yan, go and make a pot of hot water for me; Lao Ji, you helped me dry my clothes; Xiaofang came over and squeezed my shoulders and made me feel comfortable. I will tell you about their love history."

Lu Shixuan said warmly: "Is there anything I need to do?"

"Ah, no," Shen Zixiao said, "just sit and listen."

Fang Huifeng protested: "Why! Brother Xiao is too partial!"

The phones of Jian Ran and Ren Qinglin kept shaking, and neither of them looked at them.

Ren Qinglin asked: "How does the senior feel?"

Jian Ran said excitedly: "One word, cool!"

Ren Qinglin looked at him, "We have no retreat."

"That's not it," Jian Ran said solemnly, "Think about it, in case we break up in the future, we have to do this again, and we have to explain to the alumni one by one that we have broken up and divorced-how troublesome it is. Forget it, it's better to make do, and you can get away with it."

Ren Qinglin laughed, "It makes sense."

"Moreover, in the future we will be able to show affection in a fair manner. For example..." Jian Ran beckoned, "Senior brother, come over and give the senior a kiss."

Ren Qinglin smiled and leaned close to Jian Ran, and touched his cheek with his lips.

Everyone: "..." Lemon fruit on the lemon tree, you and me under the lemon tree.

Before long, people from the dormitory next to him also came to join in the fun, and Jian Ran's classmates didn't seem to alienate him because of his sexuality.

The space in the dormitory was originally limited, but it is now full of people. Shen Zixiao stood on a chair like a moon, shaking his feather fan, and said emotionally: "It was a hot summer day, and Jian Ran was called to the study by his mother. Jian Ma said earnestly,'Ran Ah, as the eldest son of the Jian family, you have the responsibility and obligation to dedicate yourself to the Jian family. This is the information of your marriage partner, you can take it back and read it'..."

Ren Qinglin was a little surprised, "Did you tell Shen Zixiao so much?"

"How is it possible." Jian Ran looked on coldly, "he made up the details. If he can, why don't you go to tell the story under the overpass."

When Shen Zixiao's book was halfway through, the lights suddenly turned off. Everyone sighed, and Jian Ran took the opportunity to say: "It's almost time to go back. Be careful of the school rules and regulations of the auntie."

"Don't don't don't, it's a wonderful place! Go on, Xiaogou, Brother Jian sees that the new school grass is his husband, what's his expression?"

"I'm broadcasting live to my girlfriend, she asked me to tell you, you can't be stuck here..."

"You better go back first." Shen Zixiao said, "Tomorrow at the same time and at the same place, see or leave."

The others dispersed one after another, and the remaining three people who were not in this dormitory building looked at each other.

Fang Huifeng: "Well, why are we going back?"

Ji Yuanxi joked: "Just pull a rope, you slide from here to the other side."

Shen Zixiao: "Lu Shixuan's bedroom is on the west side of the school. Can you show me a slide?"

Ren Qinglin said: "It's just a record of returning late, it's nothing."

Fang Hui and Feng Youyou said: "Last time Brother Jian stayed in our dormitory after the time, you didn't say that."

Ren Qinglin smiled, "I can squeeze a bed with the senior, can you?"

Fang Huifeng: "..." I feel offended.

"Don't go back at all." Ke Yan said suddenly, "I can't sleep tonight anyway, it's better to stay together overnight."

The good baby who went to bed on time every day said such things, and the others didn't react to it for a while.

Ren Qinglin: "I can."

Lu Shixuan glanced at Shen Zixiao's bed, "I have no objection."

Fang Huifeng scratched his head, "But what shall we do all night? The lights are out and there is no electricity."

"There are seven of us. Three of us can fight the landlords, and there are four left..." There was a strange light in Ke Yan's eyes, "Play mahjong!"

As a student master, Ke Yan is immune to all entertainment activities-except playing mahjong. When Ren Qing was on his birthday last time, Jian Ran discovered that he was a hidden little bird god.

Shen Zixiao: "Puff—I like playing mahjong, but is there any mahjong in our dormitory?"

"Yes!" Ke Yan pulled out a small box from under the table and said excitedly, "I bought it a long time ago!"

After a wave of discussion, Ke Yan, Jian Ran, Shen Zixiao, and Fang Huifeng were at the mahjong table. The other three did not fight the landlord: Ji Yuanxi and his girlfriend were on the phone, and Lu Shixuan and Ren Qinglin were sitting and watching the game. .

The four people come from different cities, and they usually play different mahjong. It took a while to unify the standards. In the end, to be fair, the four people learned Sichuan Mahjong on the spot.

As soon as the game started, Ke Yan came to a pair of Hu Zimo, and then he sang all the way. The other three were abused by various blood, like three wilted cucumbers.

Jian Ran grabbed a card, her face changed slightly, "Fuck, I feel like it's time for a gun."

Ke Yan, who had been drawn, stared at the cards in Jian Ran's hand, with a frenzied expression, exactly the same as when he was reviewing before the exam.

Jian Ran was unsure of his idea, and asked Ren Qinglin next to him, "Which one should I play?"

Ren Qinglin said lazily: "You can't draw without playing this senior."

Jian Ran sighed, "Who says it's not." He thought for a while, and said aggressively: "I will bet on him! Eighty thousand!"

"Missed!" Ke Yan pushed the card, "All hahahaha—"

"Jian Ran, you have a hole in your head? Why do you even know that he wants that one?"

Jian Ran clutched her heart, "No, I have to take it easy. Ren Qinglin, you can get on for me."

Ren Qinglin said: "Well, seniors take a break, and go to bed for a while when they are sleepy."

"Not sleepy, but a little hungry, I will cook instant noodles."

"I also want!"

"Me too."

"plus one!"

Several people took turns to battle, only Ke Yan remained unmoved and insisted on staying in the post.

At six o'clock in the morning, the call came on time and the door to the dormitory was also opened. After sending away the three of Ren Qinglin, Jian Ran yawned and went to bed, and his sleepiness instantly overwhelmed him.

So on the first night after the official announcement, he and Ren Qinglin played mahjong overnight. What is this...

Jian Ran slept until the afternoon and skipped all classes for the day. After waking up, he lay on the bed and began to return to the information that he hadn't had time to read last night.

Ren Qinglin's call came, and Jian Ran put on the headset and called him under the covers.

Ren Qinglin: "Did you wake up the senior?"

Jian Ran: "No, I woke up early--you are so noisy over there, are you outside?"

"Well, I just finished the big thing."

Jian Ran paused, "The exam today was all night last night..."

Ren Qinglin smiled and said, "It's okay, I have good physical strength."

Jian Ran lowered her voice, "I don't believe it, unless you ask me to check it."

Ren Qinglin fell silent on the other end.

"Hey Hey hey--"

"Yes." Ren Qinglin said, "Senior, the New Year's Eve is coming soon."

"Yes," Jian Ran opened the calendar, "This year's New Year's Day does not seem to be held for three consecutive days-where are we going to New Year's Eve?"

Ren Qinglin said slowly: "Will the senior be willing to stay outside for one night?"

Jian Ran straightened up suddenly, "Where to live?"

Ren Qinglin chuckled, "Hotel."

Jian Ran: "..."

"Senior?" Ren Qinglin's voice hesitated, "You, don't want to?"

Jian Ran nodded, "I'm a little unwilling. It's a long time before the 31st. Isn't Christmas OK?"

Ren Qinglin smiled, "Christmas is not a holiday, and the seniors have exams the next day."

"Is there?" Jian Ran turned out his test date, "Fuck, how can you remember better than me. Then we can't do it for Christmas?"

"Senior, how do you want to live?"

Jian Ran thought about it for a while and said, "I turned around and asked Xiaogou about them. I seemed to have heard them say they had plans before."

"Okay. I'm almost downstairs in the bedroom, let's have dinner together later."

"Okay, I'm going to change clothes now."

"You can also continue to lie down and wait for me to change seniors."

Jian Ran smiled and said, "Good idea."

After hanging up the phone, Jian Ran got out of bed and washed her face. There was a knock on the door, and Jian Ran opened the door directly and said, "You are too fast--"

"Huh?" The counselor standing outside the door looked dumbfounded, "Who is quick?"

"No one." Jian Ran scratched his head, "Brother Shu, are you looking for me?"

"Well," Zhang Shu was holding a pot of green plants in his hand, his expression was hard to say, "Is you the only one in the bedroom?"

"Yes, what do you want?"

Zhang Shu put the green plants on Jian Ran's table, "Sit, let's sit and talk."

Jian Ran felt a little nervous. The counselor came to the dormitory to catch him. Was it because of what happened last night or because he skipped a day of class today?

"Is the matter between you and Ren Qinglin true?" Zhang Shu asked.

Jian Ran nodded, "Really, I put my marriage certificate here. I will show it to you?"

Zhang Shu closed his eyes and eased his anger, "Do you all parents know?"

"what?"

"Are you behind your parents' proof of stealing the account book?"

Jian Ran couldn't laugh or cry, "Let's put it this way, our wedding photos were arranged by my mother. Yesterday I had a drink with Ren Qinglin's father-do you think they know?"

Zhang Shu feels that his three views have been subverted, "Your parents actually agreed to your marriage so early?"

Jian Ran was too lazy to explain too much, and only said: "Agree, it's a happy event that my son has found true love."

Zhang Shu euphemistically said: "Jian Ran, sometimes love will blind your eyes, you have to stay awake."

"I'm very awake. By the way, Brother Shu," Jian Ran rubbed her hands, "Does college students get credits for getting married?"

"I will arrange the extra credits for you." Zhang Shu hesitated, "I mean, maybe Ren Qinglin is not as perfect as you think."

Jian Ran lowered her face, "Brother Shu, isn't it okay for you to speak ill of people behind your back?"

"I don't!" Zhang Shu hurriedly waved his hand, "Hey, tell you the truth, when I visited the mall last time, I saw..." Seeing Jian Ran's face immersed in love, Zhang Shu suddenly said no Go down.

He sighed, "Forget it, let me wish you happiness first. This Luluo will give you a gift."

Jian Ran was confused, "Okay, why did Brother Shu send me green plants? I'm a person who can even raise cacti..."

"If you let you accept it, you will accept it." Zhang Shu looked unpredictable, "Also, eat more green vegetables, which is good for your health."

Jian Ran:? ? ?

"I'll go back first." Zhang Shu stood up, not forgetting to exhort: "Several core courses are about to take exams. You should also converge. Don't forget that the most important job for students is to study."

Jian Ran humbly accepted the instruction: "Okay."

Zhang Shu left Jian Ran's bedroom and happened to see Ren Qinglin walking towards him. Ren Qinglin greeted him politely: "Teacher Zhang."

Zhang Shu nodded very coldly, and said in a voice that was low but enough to be heard by Ren Qinglin: "Slacker man."

Ren Qinglin:? ? ?