Adored Koi in the 70s

Ten people have nine hemorrhoids.

Qiao Zhenguo and Wan Chunju had hemorrhoids many years ago, but they weren't serious before. After they came to Beijing, they often had constipation due to the inadequacy of water and soil, which made the hemorrhoids worse.

But the two of them don't take it seriously, and they especially like to eat chili, especially since this year, they can't wait to drink boiled water and sprinkle chili powder on it. The result is that hemorrhoids become more and more serious.

Today, it is finally "blood collapse"!

At that time, Qiao Zhenguo and Wan Chunju were sent to the hospital screaming all the way. Many people were frightened by the way.

People who didn't know thought that Wan Chunju was going to have a baby, but Qiao Zhenguo, a big man called it like that, everyone... a little hard to guess.

The nurse told them not to bark, it was a public place after all.

Wanchunju’s facial features twitched, and the words "I’m so painful" were written on her face: "Nurse, my **** hurts so much. I keep pumping and pumping. Can you prescribe some medicine to stop my **** hurting?"

There are three black lines on the nurse's forehead: "You have to be checked by the doctor before you can confirm whether you are taking medicine or operating on you. Wait!"

The nurse will leave after talking, but how could Wan Chunju let her go so easily?

She pulled the nurse's clothes and howled: "Nurse girl, don't go, my **** really hurts!"

"I, understand, let this patient go first!"

She howled like this, everyone's eyes were looking over, and the nurse was so embarrassed that she wanted to dig a hole and bury each other!

"You don't understand!" Wan Chunju said, "My last big size is like pulling glass slag, full of blood on toilet paper, nurse girl, will I die? I can't die, I haven't carried my grandson yet. Woolen cloth!"

Qiao Zhenguo immediately nodded when he heard the words of his daughter-in-law, "Nurse girl, you may not know, my **** is also very painful, and I pulled a lot of blood!"

Nurse: "..." She didn't want to know at all.

Dai Shufang was sent to the hospital, but the palace mouth was not opened enough and could not enter the delivery room. The doctor asked them to walk around in the hospital and exercise to help give birth.

When she walked to the hall and saw Qiao Zhenguo and his wife pulling on the nurse's clothes from a distance, saying that her **** hurts, she quickly took her husband's hand and said, "Go, look back!"

Don't pass this moment, it's too embarrassing!

Zhong Kangde also recognized the two of Qiao's family, and quickly helped his wife to turn around and leave.

Never let others know that they know it!

——

Huo Chi has already graduated. When he knew his mother was about to give birth, he drove the car to pick up Da Qiao from the company and then went to the hospital together.

Da Qiao frowned slightly, and his long eyelashes blinked: "Brother Huo Chi, are you nervous?"

Although she had been drinking jade beads water for Aunt Fang in the past few months, Aunt Fang's age was there after all, and she would inevitably worry about it.

Huo Chi turned his head and glanced, his gaze fell on her lip where a faint mark had been bitten out, and his voice was low and said: "It's okay, I'm here!"

Worrying must be worrying, but he is now the pillar of the family, so even if he is worried, he can't show it in front of them.

Hearing what he said, Da Qiao's nervous heart suddenly calmed strangely.

Came to the hospital.

Huo Chi leaned over to help her remove the seat belt, then stretched out his hand to stroke her lips, and said in a low voice, "Don't bite so hard in the future."

Da Qiao was startled for a moment, and nodded slightly with warm cheeks: "Okay."

Huo Chi's mouth tickled slightly: "Let's go, let's go in quickly."

Da Qiao got out of the car just now, just remembering the way he looked at him just now, her heart beating so fast.

As soon as they walked to the hall, they heard someone wailing: "Doctor, nurse, my **** hurts!!"

The two stunned at the same time, the voice...a bit familiar.

Looking along the source of the sound, they saw Qiao Zhenguo and Wan Chunju leaning on the pillars in the hall, their facial features twisted and twitched, and their mouths were constantly howling.

Da Qiao: "Brother Huo Chi, let's go over there, go there faster." You won't be seen there.

Huo Chixin nodded vigorously: "Okay, I also think I go there faster."

So the two of them lowered their heads, as if they were thieves, and slid over quickly.

When Wan Chunju turned around, she happened to see the two of them disappearing from the corner. She felt a bit familiar, but before she could think about it, her **** throbbed again, and she couldn't take care of it anymore.

——

When I came to the delivery room, I saw Zhong Kangde walking with Dai Shufang from a distance. Zhong Kangde's eyes were full of tenderness and care.

"Aunt Fang/Mo!" Da Qiao and Huo Chi walked over and shouted at the same time.

Dai Shufang looked up and saw them, with a smile on his face: "Da Qiao, Chi'er, are you here?"

Da Qiao walked over, naturally held her other hand, and asked softly: "Aunt Fang, how are you doing? Will your stomach hurt?"

Dai Shufang pulled the corners of her lips and smiled: "It's not very painful. The doctor said it will take a while before we can give birth."

In fact, how could it be painless to have a baby, and at her age, she could not be more energetic than the younger one. From the pain to the present, she has been a bit exhausted.

It's just that she doesn't want to scare Da Qiao, so that she won't have a psychological shadow when she becomes pregnant in the future.

Da Qiao took out a handkerchief to wipe off the sweat of Aunt Fang, and then asked Huo Chi's brother to bring the wolfberry brown sugar water she brought over to Aunt Fang to drink.

Dai Shufang looked at the water she had brought, and knew in her heart that she drank it without any hesitation.

Sure enough, soon after drinking it, she felt that her exhaustion disappeared a lot, and her whole body was strengthened. Ten minutes later, she was sent to the delivery room.

The screams of women kept coming from the delivery room, Da Qiao's face was a little pale.

Huo Chi took advantage of no one's attention, stretched out his hand to hold her little hand and said, "Don't be afraid, nothing will happen."

Da Qiao's long eyelashes trembled: "Brother Huo Chi, if I don't want to have children in the future, can I not?"

Over the past few months, she saw how hard it was for Aunt Fang to be pregnant, and now listening to the endless screams in her ears, she felt a sense of fear in her heart.

Huo Chi said without hesitation: "Well, if you don't want to have a baby after we get married, we won't have a baby, I'll go to ligate!"

Of course he wants a child belonging to both of them, but he married her not to pass on the clan, but because he wants to be with her forever, so if she doesn’t want to have a baby, then she won’t have it. He will try to persuade him grandfather.

Da Qiao pursed his small mouth, leaned over and said, "Brother Huo Chi, you are so kind!"

Huo Chi raised her lips and smiled, eyes full of tenderness.

An hour later, Dai Shufang gave birth to a boy who was five kilograms and five taels.

She saw how disappointed she was when she saw the little son's handle. She also asked the nurse if she had made a mistake. She felt that she should be a daughter in her belly.

This made the doctors and nurses in the obstetrics and gynecology department a little bit dumbfounded, and at the same time they had a good impression of her.

In the past, people were very patriarchal and could give birth without restriction. Since the birth of the family plan, the hospital often sees families who dislike having a baby girl in the hospital, which makes them angry and powerless!

Zhong Kangde doesn't matter, his sons and daughters are good.

At this time, he was holding his small wrinkled son with his eyes flushed.

The child he had waited for decades to come to him was the crystallization of the love between him and Dai Shufang.

After the child finished the bath, Da Qiao and Huo Chi saw Xiao Wu'er.

Although Xiao Wu'er's skin is wrinkled, but his nose is straight, very similar to Huo Chi's older brother.

In the process of Dai Shufang's childbirth, Qiao Zhenguo and Wan Chunju experienced the first burst of chrysanthemum in their lives, and a great shadow fell in their hearts.

Especially Qiao Zhenguo, it was a man who checked him, and when the man's finger went into his chrysanthemum, he trembled all over.

He is not clean anymore.

Both of them had serious hemorrhoids. They belonged to fourth-degree hemorrhoids. The hemorrhoids fell outside the **** and could not be retrieved. They had to be removed by surgery.

It's just that the operation couldn't be done on the same day. The two of them were arranged to be hospitalized, waiting for the operation to be arranged.

It happened that the ward was right next to Dai Shufang, so Da Qiao and his party heard the wailing sound from next door from time to time. The sound was extremely miserable, which made people sympathetic and speechless.

——

In a blink of an eye, it was the day of the full moon in Xiaowu'er.

The Full Moon Wine is held in Huo's house, and all the friends who are familiar with it are invited.

"Oh, Xiao Wu looks so handsome!" The eldest sister of the Mao family next door smiled and praised.

Lin Hui nodded: "Like Huo Chi, he is as pretty as Sister Fang."

After Dai Shufang was out of confinement, her figure was obviously a little fatter, but she looked good: "Don't praise him, save this little guy being too proud!"

Zhong Kangde was only a father in his forties, and he was so spoiled for his son. He held his son every day and said that he was good-looking. She was afraid that the youngest son would become very narcissistic when he grows up.

But Xiao Wu'er does look like her, and Huo Chi looks mostly like her, so the two brothers look alike. If they don’t know, they think they are the same father and mother.

By the way, Xiaowuer's famous name Zhong Wanhao, the word for night implies Lao Laizi.

Everyone was chatting and laughing around the children in the living room, but Qiao Zhenguo and Wan Chunju were doing sports in the yard.

Well, levator ani exercise.

The hemorrhoids operation a month ago left the couple with lingering fears. They vowed never to eat chili again, and in accordance with the doctor's advice, they did levator **** exercises every day.

Just do it at home. The two couples come to other people's homes to do this kind of exercise, which is really speechless.

When Qiao Xiuzhi saw the eldest son and his wife, her eyes were almost upturned: "You two should stop for me and come over to someone else's house. Please pay attention to me!"

When the two heard her, they listened to the action, but Wan Chunju felt that he could fight for it again: "Mom, we are doing sports, the doctor asked us to do it!"

Qiao Xiuzhi simply laughed angrily: "The doctor asked you to exercise at home, but didn't let you run to someone else’s yard to lie down and do leg-clamping movements! You two will stop immediately for me, or you will go home now. !"

Although Wanchunju was not convinced, she stopped.

When it was time for lunch, everyone's attention was initially on Xiao Wu'er, the newborn baby, but gradually shifted to a group of unmarried men and women.

Aunts all over the country have a common hobby, that is, they like to tell people who they are.

And the old Qiao Dongying, who had no target, became the focus of everyone's "siege".

"Aunt Xiuzhi, how old is your second granddaughter this year? Is there a partner?" the second sister-in-law of Dai Shufang who asked the question.

Qiao Xiuzhi replied: "She is 23 years old this year and has no target yet."

The second sister-in-law of the Dai family looked up and down Qiao Dongying, exaggeratingly exaggerated: "There is no one at the age of twenty-three? Are you not in a hurry? This is not a young age. When I was twenty-three, my second child would walk. NS!"

Qiao Xiuzhi said indifferently: "How can it be compared with the present? Back then, how many of us went to college? Dongying just graduated this year, and now the girls are almost the same age when they come out of school, so they are not too old."

The second sister-in-law of the Dai family disagreed with this statement: "Reading is reading, but reading can't delay finding a man. Otherwise, at such an old age, where can I find a good man, right?"

As soon as she said this, no one agreed with her.

Wanchunju wanted to agree, but she felt the knife-like look in her mother-in-law's eyes before she spoke. She had to shut up.

Qiao Dongying's face was embarrassed, and her hand under the table was clenched into a fist.

Da Qiao just sat next to her, reached out and patted the back of her hand lightly.

Qiao Dongying knew she was comforting herself, and turned her head and smiled at her.

"Second sister-in-law, didn't you say that you like to eat crabs? Then eat a few more today. Later, I will ask my aunt to fill you with a bag."

Dai Shufang never liked this second sister-in-law, but today was Xiao Wu'er's full moon wine, and she didn't want to be too stiff.

The second sister-in-law of the Dai family always wanted to please this rich little sister, but she never paid attention to herself. At this moment, when she heard this, a fat face immediately turned into a chrysanthemum: "Yes, I just like to eat crabs, but This abalone and sea prawns are also very good."

Dai Shufang pursed her lips and ignored her.

Contempt flashed in the eyes of the others on the table, and the second sister-in-law of the Dai family seemed to have realized it too, and she curled her lips and stopped making a sound.

After everyone had finished eating and dispersed, Dai Shufang secretly apologized to Qiao Xiuzhi and Qiao Dongying.

Qiao Dongying knew that Aunt Fang could not be blamed for this, so she said that she was okay.

It's just that Qiao Dongying's age is indeed not too young. The first one to talk about was a spy, and after she graduated, she changed several jobs and never settled down.

Her future has become something that Qiao's family worry about.

——

Qiao Xiuzhi asked Qiao Dongying privately, what she wanted to do?

Qiao Dongying said that she didn't know, so she wanted to try it out in various industries, maybe one day she could find what she wanted to do.

As for getting married, she doesn't want to.

Although Qiao Xiuzhi was a little worried, she still supported her granddaughter's idea.

But Qiao Xiuzhi is not anxious, Wan Chunju is anxious.

There is an old girl in the house, which is a shame to Wan Chunju. As long as Qiao Dongying is at home, she must be nagging about it.

She said she was useless. She was still doing odd jobs after she went to college. It was better not to go to college and just marry someone. All of a sudden, she said that she had a bad personality. Even Qiao Donghe was attracted by men when she was studying, let alone. Big Joe!

She felt that Qiao Dongying didn't find a target because she had a problem!

These words seriously hurt Qiao Dongying. The relationship between the two mothers and daughters was very tense. In the end Qiao Dongying couldn't stand it, so she packed her things and went to live in the second room.

Wan Chunju almost got mad when she watched her daughter disobey her.

It was impossible for her to ignore her daughter's marriage. She told people about Qiao Dongying everywhere in the hotel and asked her to introduce her to her.

So half a month later, Qiao Dongying's first blind date turned out.

The other party is two years older than Qiao Dongying. He is also a college student and a foreigner, but he is doing financial work in a company in Beijing. He has a good salary and good personal conditions.

Because of this, Qiao Dongying agreed to meet.

After I went to meet, the other party's height was a bit shrunk, everything else was in line with what the introducer said, and he looked pretty good, but the dark circles under his eyes were a bit scary.

Qiao Dongying noticed his dark circles as soon as they met: "Are you busy with finances? Do you need to work overtime often?"

The man didn't react for a while, and shook his head: "Although our work is sometimes very busy, our company has good benefits, and there are only one or two overtime work a month."

Qiao Dongying joked: "I think your dark circles are so serious, I thought you often have to work overtime!"

The man realized that she was talking about her dark circles, and quickly explained: "My dark circles are born with them, and my family members have such big dark circles!"

Qiao Dongying pursed her lips to express her understanding.

Because the other party's conversation was very humorous, and his personality was not particularly responsive, even if Qiao Dongying didn't feel anything towards him, she still didn't immediately reject the other party.

She is really tired of her mother's forced marriage every day, she wants to use this person as a shield.

Shen Tianyou has been admitted to a university in Beijing, applying for aerospace major.

Knowing that Sister Ying already had a blind date, he was so anxious that he ran to look for her on the weekend.

The two of them did not meet in the second room, but made an appointment to the small restaurant outside.

Shen Tianyou was impatient, and as soon as he sat down, he asked straightaway: "Sister Ying, have you confirmed the relationship with that person?"

Qiao Dongying poured him a glass of soda and shook her head: "It shouldn't be a confirmation, but I always meet once a week."

Apart from the dark circles under her eyes, she really can't find any other problems. If this situation continues, they should confirm the relationship.

Shen Tianyou stared at her closely: "Sister Ying, how is that person? He should not be so good, right?"

Qiao Dongying raised her eyebrows: "Why do you say that?"

Shen Tianyou: "If he is really good, Sister Ying, you might agree to him, but Sister Ying, your tone just now is very uncertain. Are there any shortcomings in him?"

Qiao Dongying shook her head: "There are no shortcomings."

Shen Tianyou didn't believe this, and his heart was still sour: "It is an individual who has shortcomings, how can he not have any shortcomings?"

Qiao Dongying saw his real appearance and couldn't help but grinned: "If you want to talk about shortcomings, there are also some. His dark circles are very serious, and you can see that five or six meters away!"

When Shen Tianyou heard this, his spirits were shocked: "Sister Ying, I heard that people with severe dark circles basically have kidney deficiency!"

Qiao Dongying laughed when she heard this.

But the man sitting at the table next to them was very upset. He also had dark circles under his eyes, but his dark circles were born with them. They are all like this in their family. Is it because they all have kidney deficiency?

Bullshit!

Shen Tianyou saw her improperly: "Sister Ying, what I said is true, that person's eye circles are so dark, maybe he won't sleep at night to do bad things!"

Qiao Dongying smiled and pulled the topic away.

In her opinion, Shen Tianyou is still a child, and she does not want to talk to him about her feelings.

Shen Tianyou saw that she didn't believe her words, she was as anxious as an ant on a hot pot, but there was nothing she could do.

Qiao Dongying didn't believe that Shen Tianyou said that the other party would do bad things at night, who knows he really got it right!

One month later, the blind date and the company where the blind date was located were all taken away by the Public Security Bureau because of illegal grave robbery!

Qiao Dongying was stunned when she heard the news that the other party had been arrested.

It turns out that the dark circles of the other party are really due to bad things at night!