A Wild Man Has Entered the Academy

26 – Humiliation (2)

In order to easily clear the academy collapsing event, the rod must be in good shape.

However, a tricky condition is required here, and the rod must not investigate ‘directly’.

If he goes out on his own, the demon side will notice, and the already difficult difficulty will rise significantly.

So, it is possible to clear the game smoothly only when the main character goes through an event in which he consults with the Lord before telling him whether there is poison or not.

After that, he tricks them by telling them that the tea is poisonous and constantly receiving herbs so that the demons don’t notice.

If I tell you that tea is poisonous, who will believe it? First of all, if you have doubts, Rod will believe you.

The previous time Rod offered tea, he couldn’t write so it was difficult to explain, but not anymore.

The problem is that even though I wrote and told them that it was poisonous, they didn’t believe it. I couldn’t help but feel embarrassed because of it.

Anyway, I thought that I didn’t believe it because I was telling the story, not Luna, the main character.

“You can’t be crazy, are you?”

By the way, how does this rat talk?

I stared blankly at Porori, who spoke naturally. It’s a word, but it’s fluent.

At first, I didn’t understand the situation, but if you think about it, Porori is a spiritual creature. It’s not strange even if people talk.

‘It’s not like there aren’t talking spirit creatures in Soul World…’

However, the period of learning to speak is too short. It wasn’t even a full month, let alone a month.

I struggle to even say a single word, but this guy is talking.

“······f*ck.”

“How do you say? That’s because this body is bigger than you.”

“f*ck.”

Joe is undressing. A f*cking rat.

As I frowned and spoke harshly, Porori crossed her arms. And even laugh out loud.

It is an arrogant yet scratchy face. The desire to hit him with sincerity grew rapidly.

“Then why can’t you talk? You’re worse than a f*cking rat.”

“··· ···”

“Would you try to speak with your mouth open? Ah. Even though you have a mouth, you can’t speak?”

Kack Kack Kack Kack!

Porori makes a unique laughing sound and laughs to his heart’s content. The squirrel’s distinctive front teeth stood out exceptionally.

I opened my mouth and burst out laughing. It’s absurd and I just laugh out loud.

I don’t know why this guy started talking before me.

“······Ratatosk?”

“Why are you calling me, lady?”

At that time, Ellie cautiously called Porori. Porori stopped laughing and spoke politely.

Until he made fun of me, his voice was rude, but now it’s normal.

I doubted that it was really a beast because it showed even a little courtesy.

“There are a lot of things I want to say, but I’ll ask you this first. Do you understand Sivar?”

“I understand all the sounds the beast makes. Do you know what the sparrow outside is saying? He probably knows too.”

“Uh… I see. Then how did you say it?”

“Did you just follow what you humans were saying?”

Porori tilted her head and said, “Why can’t I do this easy thing?” In response, Ellie’s expression became more complicated.

Porori moved somewhere with a squirrel’s unique body movements, probably feeling that he lacked self-explanation.

The place he moved to was none other than my body. He didn’t feel alive, so he left it alone.

Porori, who reached my shoulder in an instant, explained the situation.

“Well. It’s simple when I’m talking about when I had ‘intelligence’. It was from when I earnestly begged the heavens to kill this bastard.”

“······To the sky?”

“Yes. Have you ever been struck by lightning and almost died? This is it! I asked Heaven to give me the power of lightning. It took about 100 days?”

At that explanation, Ellie’s expression became even more confused. So does everyone else.

Only the knowledgeable and experienced Lord remained calm. Instead, it’s the same as bewildered.

“I offered and offered my precious acorns for exactly 100 days. Then, on one of the most glorious days, lightning struck me. I fainted for a moment and woke up, and I was able to control the power of thunder. This is what I’m saying. .”

“You met us right after that and fought Sivar?”

“That’s right. The words themselves were obtained from meeting you guys. You know what words are like when you hear them yourself.”

Porori was simple and clear, but explained only the key points well.

It’s only been 15 days, but the explanation is exhilarating. So it’s more humiliating.

“······Sometimes a talking spirit appears. In the East, it was once enshrined as a guardian deity.”

“Have you met the President?”

“I saw it once in the east. He stayed with a hermit.”

“Oh yes? Are you a squirrel like me? Are you a female?”

Porori expressed deep interest in the existence of a talking spirit creature.

Rod shook his head in response to his question.

“No. It was a tiger with pure white fur.”

“Eh. It’s a pity. Apparently there are no female squirrel spirits.”

“f*ck.”

What would you do if you had something like that?

When I asked that, Porori crossed his arms and said confidently.

“Of course it’s breeding! Are you asking because you don’t know?”

“··· ···”

Even if you become a spirit creature, being a baby beast doesn’t change.

But am I worse than that beast? Frustration feels like it’s over your head.

“Anyway, old man there. That herb is poisonous, so don’t eat it for a while. The poison must have already accumulated in your body, so detoxify it first.”

“······Is it really poisonous?”

“The herb itself is non-poisonous. It is poisonous when mixed with water. If you don’t believe me, check later.”

“Umm…”

At Porori’s explanation, Rod looked towards the wall with a low voice. A wall soaked with water.

Under it, there were herbs that Porori ate and spit out.

“So did Sivar know that the herb was poison?”

After grasping all the circumstances, Luna asked in a slightly urgent voice.

I listened to her question and responded with a nod of her head.

Then Luna made a face that she couldn’t understand and then she said to me.

“Couldn’t you tell me from the beginning? Even if you can’t write, you can just tell me with pictures or gestures.”

It’s because the difficulty level jumps up if the road directly comes forward before you discuss it.

The road can be easily cleared only when it remains as a helper.

If he investigates himself, the true meaning of Hell Gate will open and Rod will die unconditionally.

I wanted to say it all, but I can’t and I have no intention of telling you. If you reveal that you know the future, it will be more troublesome.

‘I wouldn’t have believed it in the first place.’

Looking at Rod’s reaction, it’s highly likely that he laughed and moved on even when he told me he had poison.

First of all, the biggest reason is that he trusts his primary care doctor and doctor.

If you ask which of the experts you trust and the wild people you meet for the first time will you trust, the answer will come.

“f*ck.”

So you wouldn’t believe me even if I told you, he replied. It contained a bit of grumbling.

“You say you wouldn’t believe me even if I told you?”

Porori, who sat on my shoulder, naturally translated.

The only word he spat was ‘f*ck’, but it’s amazing to understand.

“That’s true…”

Luna, as well as Rod, said that he had nothing to say. He didn’t believe the first, but he didn’t believe the second either.

When I took the attitude to look at it, Porori touched my face and said.

“Why do you seem to trust me more than you? After all, animals have to be able to communicate, right?”

“··· ···”

This bastard is definitely going to pick it up. I’m sure he’s making fun of me because he woke up from not being able to speak.

As I looked at him with a frown, Porori quickly descended. In this case, it is unnecessarily fast.

After coming down to the floor, Porori put his hands on his back and said in a solemn voice.

“But you know what? It would have been more comfortable if you had thought differently.”

“f*ck?”

What are you talking about again?

When I asked that question, Porori began to explain in front of everyone.

“If I had drawn at least a picture like that blond lady said earlier, I would have been a little suspicious. That old man has a lot of experience, so he would have done some research?”

“··· ···”

“But you didn’t. I don’t know why a guy who is good at drawing is like that.”

“Is Sivar good at drawing?”

Porori’s words raised Ellie’s doubts. I have never painted in front of them.

Anyway, he seemed to be referring to a mural painted in a cave. It’s hard to say that here.

“Ah. The ladies might not know. I broke them all before I saw them.”

“Can you tell me what the picture is?”

“I don’t know. He’s unnecessarily big, so it’s hard to see with my own eyes.”

It is fortunate that there is an eye-level issue. I internally let out a sigh of relief.

“Whew.”

But why are you breathing a sigh of relief?

I was puzzled when I saw Luna make a happy expression.

I secretly let out a sigh, but it was all in my eyes.

‘Have you seen it?’

Since I went into the cave alone, there is no possibility that I saw it. It’s just a matter of how you take it.

Maybe she’s glad she saw it alone. She’s not the type to talk casually anywhere.

“Coming back to the main topic, it’s strange that I can’t use that extraordinary brain as a person who fought fiercely with you.”

In the meantime, Porori continued his explanation.

As a result, people’s eyes were focused on him.

“I don’t know why the guy who used fanciful methods to fight me went round and round. He’s acting as if the answer is fixed.”

“··· ···”

Is this a baby squirrel? How do you think you’re smarter than me?

Honestly, I was amazed to see him come up with an answer that I didn’t know.

As he said, I acted according to the correct answer. There were only minor problems along the way.

Still, it is enough that the rod doubles as Luna’s helper and does not directly respond to the investigation.

‘······Coming to think of it, it could have gone wrong.’

But looking back, it could have been squirming from the first chapter. The same goes for my relationship with Kara right now.

Originally, I should be close to Luna, but this is the situation where I am the closest. That’s the part I wasn’t even aware of.

‘I have to be careful.’

I was careless because the correct answer was clear. If it’s my own advice, I’d give it.

For some reason he says something helpful…

“As expected, he couldn’t speak. I heard from the side that the foundation of civilization is language? He’s a guy who can’t do that easily, but his way of thinking must be simple. Right?”

“··· ···”

“Eat, sleep, wake up, hunt, eat, eat, sleep in the woods, but what do you know? Ogres aren’t stupid for nothing.”

“f*ck.”

This is a foolish baby. You’re talking about a pierced mouth.

I couldn’t stand it and strode towards him. Then, startled, Luna hurriedly stopped me.

“Calm down! Sivar! We can’t fight here!”

“f*ck!”

I shouted that the bastard provoked him first. Then the prisoner hiding behind Ellie’s legs smirked.

“You look like a savage bastard who hasn’t even learned the language. Civilized people have to talk.”

“Ratatosk!”

In the end, Luna, who was worse off, shouted at him. Porori didn’t even seem to be listening.

“Ratatosk. I won’t give you acorns if you keep doing that.”

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“Hmm. Was I too harsh? I apologize. Sorry.”

But he listened carefully to what Ellie said. I think it’s because I think it’s a benefactor.

Rod, who watched all this, just smiled and moved on.

To be honest, even if Porori and I attack together, the one who can’t win is Rod. That composure comes from confidence.

“Anyway, it’s kind of strange that this Ratatosque squirrel can talk. Is it really God’s blessing?”

“It’s very likely. Magic has also been incorporated into the language to make it easier to use.”

“Then Shibar is…”

At Rod’s question, everyone including Porori looked at me.

If my speech impediment is really due to God’s curse… I honestly have nothing to say.

The rest of the day, the rest of the day, my faith was 0. In the first place, they brought me here first.

“f*ck.”

But even so, I can take it off without God’s help.

Even though I lost to the beast! You will need to start with simple words step by step.

I wonder if he noticed my will. Porori pricked up his ears, stroked his chin, and made a meaningful expression.

“Hmm… Is that so? Ivo show, young lady.”

“Huh?”

“That guy still can’t even say his name?”

“You keep talking.”

“No. Not that.”

At Eli’s answer, Porori shook his head.

“That guy speaks two letters, the lady or someone else speaks three letters. He’s f*cking, and the other guy is shivar. Got it?”

“Uh… Roughly?”

“Let’s start by saying your name. Let’s start with that.”

What kind of plan is this bastard plotting again? It was when she was glaring at Porori with her eyes narrowed.

Ellie nodded her head in agreement, probably thinking that his words made sense.

“That wouldn’t be bad either. Did you hear that, Sivar?”

“··· ···”

“Even if you’re dissatisfied, you have to be patient. That way you can learn to speak earlier.”

Yes. That’s right.

A word that Porori gets beaten up afterward. You really fell behind

I closed my eyes tightly, then quietly opened them and looked at Ellie. Looking at it up close, it’s pretty.

Moreover, if you look down a little bit, her rich breasts are filled. I want to lie down for once.

But if you look at her like a pervert, Ellie might be misunderstood. So she focused on her face as much as possible.

“Now, let’s follow along slowly. Poetry.”

“······Poetry.”

“Yes. Then the bar.”

“······Bar.”

“Oh!”

When I said ‘bar’ instead of ‘foot’, Ellie’s golden eyes widened.

Even Porori seems to be surprised that she originally intended to make fun of her. You’re finally feeding that guy some sh*t.

“Nice job! Do you want to try again? Poem again!”

“Poetry.”

“Next bar!”

“Bar.”

“Good. Good. Now we are really there!”

She’s not the only one excited about her. I was a little excited at the anticipation that I would be able to speak soon.

Other people were also showing keen interest. We must live up to their expectations.

“Okay. Let’s go again. Poetry!”

“Poetry!”

“Bar!”

“Bar!”

“Finally Le!”

This is the end. All you have to do is say that…

“Al!”

“··· ···”

Ah. sh*t, really.

Life really sucks.

“Kkackkackkackkack! Ughhhhh! Uhhhhh! Uhhhhh!”

In the dead silence, only Porori’s laughter filled the room. She fell to the floor and rolled around.

Ellie’s eyes, which had hope, trembled mercilessly, and Luna and Rod, who were watching, were holding back their laughter as much as possible.

As for anything else, it’s the most frustrating thing to see Porori laughing at him like that. I’m a bastard worse than that beast.

“Si, Sivar? Where are you going?”

“··· ···”

I walked past Ellie, who was frozen. Without trembling power.

Then I passed Porori, who was rolling on the floor while crawling, and entered the room.

In the room, the bed I use is neatly placed. A bed with excellent softness.

And now it is the perfect refuge for me.

Flutter-

I lay down on the bed and pulled the blanket over my head.

I don’t want to do anything right now. The humiliation makes the whole body lethargic.

I didn’t even want to kick Porori coolly. I just don’t want to do anything.

“······I’d better leave it alone.”

“Yeah… I hope you don’t get hurt too much.”

I’m already hurt. Do not talk to me.

I burrowed under the covers no matter what the two women said.

Everything is really good, but the fact that I lost to Porori humiliates me.

I never thought the penalty for not being able to speak would be so serious. Should I really go to church and pray later?

‘Those bastards were the first to f*ck…’

[You have blasphemed God. Faith declines.]

Again and again.

In Soul World, there is no case where the Faith value goes down to 0.

This is because the conditions for lowering the level of faith are very rare and there is a limit.

Sug-

It was about time to think about faith.

Someone approached me without warning and gently lifted my blanket.

I raised my head wondering if it was a rod, but just by looking at it, I could see a face that vomited out.

“Hey.”

It was porori.

He gave me the last blow with a smirk on his face.

“Could it be crying?”

“··· ···”

I shouldn’t have saved you then.