A President’s Out-of-Body Experience

The friend smiled and said, "Do you have a family now? How dare you call the wine cellar?"

"That... don't you have to go to school?" When the tough book mentioned reading, he felt a headache.

"It’s not a lot of people who are bored. They still have to eat, drink, talk and laugh. Otherwise, if you go to the library, what will you do?" The friend said, "You have to love." Come on!" After that, the friend sent him a position, saying that there are activities every Wednesday and Friday.

The tough guy really didn't want to go to school, but he was born to love the fun, extremely afraid of loneliness. After sitting for a few days at home, I couldn't sit still, but I promised that Gu Xiaoshan would "clean himself". Naturally, I couldn't go to K songs and dance.

In order to show his determination, the tortoise also burned the membership cards of the major night scenes. The recorded video was sent to the SNS homepage, with the words "From today on, to be a person who has escaped from the low-level taste." The comments all said that "the general manager of Guan is really strict, and he has always made the toughness look like."

Of course, he was quickly reprimanded by his brother: "You are a loser, you are not burning cards, burning money! No, go back to the card! Can not retreat and go out! Let dad know not to fight Die you!"

The toughness was trained, the mood was even lower, and nothing was done.

So he went to the book club.

The scene of the book club was in a high-end hotel. The organizer rented a business conference hall and arranged it into a French salon. A pile of macarons-colored furniture, exquisite and heavy curtains, a beautiful hostess, and three or three tea-tears. When the toughness came here, I felt that I was really out of place.

The friend saw him coming, very happy, took him to see the hostess. The hostess is a socialite in the social circle, but the toughness is a blind face, and she can't name her. She can only smile and wait for a friend to introduce. The hostess asked: "What book is Mr. Yu reading recently?"

The scorpion smashed through the pile of magazines in the brain, and it was impossible to say it.

After taking out the shackles of the toughness, my friend quickly said: "He is very busy recently. He should have no time to study. It is to come here to make up his homework."

The hostess also smiled and said, "Then please feel free."

The female guests in the salon are obviously extra male guests, all of them are fragrant and fragrant. The toughness looked around and said, "Was the women love reading?"

The friend said: "The daughters of rich families love to read more, so you can't catch them."

"How do I feel that you are satirizing me?" The patience frowned unpleasantly.

"No..." The friend waved his hand. "How dare I?"

The tortoise feels like a yellow-haired chicken in the white crane group. Everyone is white and elegant, and they are yellow and LOW. In desperation, I had to go straight to the buffet area, sandwiched two pieces of bread, took a pot of tea, and sat down at the table to eat. He thought, it is not good to leave immediately. After eating, let's go, and it is a bit hungry.

When he ate the bread, a burst of perfume came and he found a woman sitting next to him.

He looked up and showed a polite smile: "Hello?"

The woman smiled and said: "You are stubborn, have you forgotten me?"

The toughness gave a reasonable guess: "Are you my ex-girlfriend?"

The woman smiled and said: "Do you want a face? Is a woman a former girlfriend?"

"No, no, no," said the toughness. "I don't mean this..."

She said, "I am Tan Zhugui, do you remember?"

"Well, it seems like a little impression." I can't remember it at all...

Tan Zhugui said: "I am your college classmate. I also worked in the same society..." Tan Zhugui said a little embarrassed.

"Oh, oh," said the tough guy. "Oh, oh, I think of it, Zhugui, Zhugui, oh, I haven't seen you for a long time, I missed it too much, I missed it."

After listening to this sentence, Tan Zhugui couldn’t find the North. He unnaturally licked his hair and said, "Well, I miss it very much."

"Well, haha." The tough son said, "Zhu Guijie, also love reading?"

Tan Zhugui was annoyed by "sister" and said, "I am smaller than you."

"Well..." The tough guy slammed his hand and said, "Yes, Zhuguimei, Zhuguimei."

Tan Zhugui and the tortoise exchanged the SNS number in an extremely embarrassing situation, and the toughness also specifically noted her. "University classmates, once worked in a society, smaller than me, do not like others to call her sister. "."

Tan Zhugui asked him if he would like to go to the class reunion later. The toughness was a panic, thinking about it or going.

Therefore, Tan Zhugui went to a KTV with a toughness. When the tough saw the KTV, he waved his hand and said, "Can't go, can't go."

Tan Zhugui served: "What happened?"

The tough son said: "I am self-sufficient."

Tan Zhugui has to turn his eyes to heaven: "Are you sick? This is a mass-market KTV. The per capita consumption is only a hundred and dozens. You want those "unclean" and "bad" yet!"

The toughness is reassuring, and asks: "What is the KTV?"

"There is no "princess"!" Tan Zhugui looked at him with a look of disdain. "What day have you been?"

The torsion has always thought that KTV is like the palace, how could there be no princess?

He was curiosity, followed Tan Zhugui and looked around. He was really "clean" and asked: "Is there a princess? Is there a younger brother? Is there a young master?"

"No!" Tan Zhugui looked at the face of "repenting to call you," "What is the young master? You are only a big master!"

The tough man asked: "Who is drinking? Who is the song?"

"You have your own hands and feet, drink alcohol, and sing your own songs!" Tan Zhugui pushed the door open and added a strong tone. "Please go to a cubicle on the toilet! Don't pull on others! Be a four-legged beast here." "It's easy to get into trouble!"

The toughness nodded: "Yes, that's for sure, I can't do it."

Tan Zhugui said that he did not believe it. For this opening, he asked, "Are you a former girlfriend?" "KTV has no princess?" The young master of "Who is responsible for alcoholism", Tan Zhugui silently put a label on his forehead for "arrogance and extravagance".

When the toughness went in, I saw a bunch of men and women, and I was singing a song. I saw that Tan Zhugui smiled and said, "You can come." Looking at the toughness, some people can’t recognize it. Some recognize it and say, " Master Yu Jia! It’s really rare!”

The toughness was awkward and he nodded with a smile.

Sitting down and chatting, he discovered that many of his college classmates are ordinary wage earners. These wage earners are very curious about the life of the tough, asking him if he is using gold foil to wipe his butt.

A tough piece: "Gold foil... wipe your butt? Isn't gold foil used for food?"

Everyone has revealed the expression of "the rich and the rich".

Everyone sang with joy and joy, and the result was that there was no alcohol and songs in the whole process. When his wine glass is empty, there are classmates who give him, and the classmates ask him what he wants to sing and consciously help him. A bunch of male students have always been flattering the young talents of the tough, and they have become CEOs at a young age. I believe that it is also a matter of welcoming Bai Fumei. The tough son is also not good to meet with the old classmates and say "fool, Bai Fumei is a fart, Laozi is a man who wants to marry the CEO", and he smiles slyly: "It’s far away, far away." Single female classmates showed an attitude of giving up the autumn wave, and everyone was unassuming.

The tough people eat and drink, but it is very happy, and likes to talk to the old classmates, listening to the troubles of the classmates, he still feels very fresh. It’s much more fun than reading a book.

The tough guy thought about the beer he was drinking, and it shouldn't be like it, but he didn't think it was "the hearted person is unintentional." It was good for him to drink the first few bottles. Later, Tan Zhugui poured it on him, and the beer was mixed. Liquor. At that time, the toughness was so sloppy, didn't pay attention, and when I had a few cups, I drank my head, and my head fell.

Everyone does not know what to do, however, the toughness is brought by Tan Zhugui, and it is reasonable for her to take it away.

Tan Zhugui did not drink because he wanted to drive. He drove away the Yu Yu, and everyone didn't care. After all, everyone on the scene is not familiar with the tough.

After the toughness woke up, I found myself lying on the big bed of the hotel, my body was almost naked, only wearing the pink banana pattern chimney, covered with a thin air conditioner. Tan Zhugui was wearing a bathrobe, leaning his feet, smoking a cigarette, sitting on the edge of the bed overlooking him.

He was so scared that he was screaming, screaming and slamming his body with his quilt: "Ah..." He felt a little headache: "What happened?"

Tan Zhugui said: "What is it? You made me!"

"Do it, make..." The toughness was shocked. "Impossible!"

Tan Zhugui said with a cigarette: "How is it impossible? It is done!"

"I don't remember?" The tortoise had a splitting headache. Suddenly, I felt that the plot was a routine, and said with wide eyes, "You, you! You catch my yellow-legged chicken!"

It’s a good cycle!

He shouldn’t rely on catching yellow-legged chickens to let Gu Xiaoshan fall in love with himself. Now it’s going on!

Tan Zhugui sneered aloud: "Hey, talk a set of cockroaches! It is worthy of KTV only to go to the young master of the princess!"

"What princess, what a young master?" The tough pointed at her. "How do you want to be?"

"Don't be afraid, I won't ask you to marry me." Tan Zhugui said with a soothing, "You give me some money. When you call Huazi, you will definitely not say it."

The toughness of the heart is confusing. On weekdays, he is actually habitually taking money to solve the trouble, but this time, he did not use his brain to get to the point. The intuition is to tell himself that he should not give money.

"Why?" The toughness is also justified. "Why give you money? My money will not be given to you if you rush into the toilet!"

If Yu Yu is present, he must be jealous of him. If you don't give it, don't give it, do it in the toilet!