A President’s Out-of-Body Experience

"Well," Gu Xiaoshan coughed twice. "Are you looking for me nothing else?"

With a tough look, I feel like I really have nothing to look for.

Gu Xiaoshan said, "So let's go eat first?"

The tortoise thinks this is a good idea because he is also a little hungry. After eating porridge for a few days, he is very fond of the taste of meat. Gu Xiaoshan asked him if he wanted to eat cockroaches. He did not say anything specific and said "eat meat."

Gu Xiaoshan smiled and said the name of a barbecue restaurant and asked him how he felt.

The toughness promised without much thought. After a while, I saw the car driving along the road, and I reacted: "Now the peak of the work is very traffic jam? Don't go so far, just go to the X restaurant as you normally?"

Gu Xiaoshan a trip.

He didn't want to go to the X restaurant because the X restaurant was so convenient that he and his lover's dinner were often there. Before, he let He Jun take an hour's car to the X restaurant to eat, and also touched the toughness together.

Therefore, Gu Xiaoshan is deliberately avoided.

"Don't go." Gu Xiaoshan explained, "I heard that it was good to open a restaurant there, thinking about taking you to try."

The toughest did not think much, and agreed.

In fact, the toughness came to find him so that Gu Xiaoshan was a little unprepared. He originally thought that their first date should be well planned, and did not expect the toughness to be so sloppy. Moreover, he thought that the toughness should take more time to digest this fact and moderately entangle it. I didn't expect the toughness to have this leisurely feeling. I ran directly to his office to ask if he really had a relationship, and the husband tobe got up.

Ugh. Gu Xiaoshan does not know what to say is better.

It is the road at 6:30 pm on Friday, and everyone can imagine how serious the congestion is.

Gu Xiaoshan pressed the horn with some impatience.

This makes the toughness still quite surprising. In the impression, Gu Xiaoshan rarely shows impatience, even though there is no road anger in the very blocked road.

The tough man asked: "Do you really want to eat that barbecue?"

Gu Xiaoshan screamed: "Well?"

"I feel that you are a little more anxious than usual." The toughness said his doubts, "Are you very hungry?"

Gu Xiaoshan was a little helpless, and smiled and asked, "What about you? Are you hungry?"

"Alright." The toughness is really hungry, but it is full of water. He still put Gu Xiaoshan's mood in the first place, so he picked up his mobile phone, looked at the nearby road conditions, found a path with the best road conditions, and proposed: "If you don't want to eat the barbecue, you still Going to send Zen Zhuang?"

Send Zenzhuang...

Gu Xiaoshan’s eight lovers have eight of them who met with the toughness for the first time. Sending Zen Village is a more noble and private place, and it is also the industry of Gu. Gu Xiaoshan usually meets with close business partners or mall friends. If there is a fixed lover, he usually chooses to announce it with friends there.

For example, He Jun, was the first time he saw the toughness.

Gu Xiaoshan was quite embarrassed, but found that the toughness did not care, can only praise the toughness of a big heart. However, Gu Xiaoshan felt uncomfortable. He was even more afraid that the toughness reacted and felt uncomfortable. He said, "Where are you going to send Zen Village? Is there something delicious?"

"You shop yourself, do you say that things are not good?" The toughness was shocked.

Gu Xiaoshan sighed and said, "I don't mean this. You don't want to have a tooth festival? The meal at Zenzen is relatively light, not suitable."

The toughness said: "It’s been too long to fight the famine. It’s not too fierce to beat the teeth at once. Otherwise, the stomach can’t stand it. The lightness is just right.”

"Well..." Gu Xiaoshan said, "Can you send Zenzen too far?"

The toughness said: "But you can see that the road is blocked like this. What are you talking about? It’s still a little faster to send it to Zen Village."

Gu Xiaoshan struggled again: "This is..."

"Don't be the one," the temper was screaming, pointing to the traffic light and saying, "Come on! Turn the light!"

Gu Xiaoshan had to rely on him, and drove to the Zen Village.

Sending Zen Village is out of the suburbs, with mountains and waters, cool and cold water, classical architectural style, private garden-style hotel with green plants, small bridges, pavilions and pavilions, but functionally, dining, entertainment and accommodation. , is relatively complete.

Although it sounds good and looks good, the toughness is rarely here, because it is too quiet.

He still likes it.

The toughness suddenly remembered that he came to send Zen Village very rarely, and occasionally came to see Gu Xiaoshan's lover. The face of the toughness has also changed. When I get out of the car, I want to kill myself. Why do I have to insist on sending Zenzen to find it?

Gu Xiaoshan also came down from the car, handed the car to the parking younger brother, turned his head and looked at the toughness, and found that the face of the toughness changed somewhat. He smiled and asked: "Is it uncomfortable? Hungry?"

When the toughness didn't say anything, he asked, "Where are we going to eat?"

Gu Xiaoshan said: "You proposed, you decide. What do you want to eat?"

The toughness is determined not to go to the tea room - where he knows Gu Xiaoshan's lover, he said, "Let's eat meat! Look for a meaty land."

Gu Xiaoshan did not want to go to the tea room, and went to the heart of the Cantonese restaurant with a toughness. The toughness has not been there before, and it is not so awkward. The two used rice in the box, Gu Xiaoshan ordered the food, and asked if there was any taboo in the recent illness of the toughness. The toughness only says everything as usual. That Gu Xiaoshan also ordered a generous meal. He likes to eat what he likes and can't eat anything. He is the clearest.

The face of the toughness is not right. Gu Xiaoshan is not guilty. It is impossible to see it. After finishing the dish and seeing the waiter leave, he asks the tough child: "What happened to you?"

The toughness only slammed: "The stomach is still a little uncomfortable."

Gu Xiaoshan said: "Is it still uncomfortable? Then I have just changed a few meat dishes, it is better to eat porridge."

"Do you still eat porridge?" The tough protested, "Do you want to starve me?"

Gu Xiaoshan has no choice but to spread his hand: "Are you not uncomfortable?"

"Is it uncomfortable?" said the tough, "I am not feeling well!"

Gu Xiaoshan’s heart, um, sure enough, I really shouldn’t bring him to this ghost place!

Gu Xiaoshan was still innocent and confused: "What happened?"

The tough son really believed in Gu Xiaoshan’s "innocent look", thinking that he was inexplicably angry, Gu Xiaoshan did not do anything wrong! He was mad at the first day of his relationship with Gu Xiaoshan. What is this? Isn't this the same as people's annoying girlfriends?

The toughness was paused, and the anger was a little retreat, but my heart was still uncomfortable. I asked, "Why is He still working here?"

Gu Xiaoshan said, "What are you talking about? You are not saying that you don't want to see him in the future? How can I still let him appear here?"

The toughness was shocked: "You shouldn't find someone to do him?"

Gu Xiaoshan really took the toughness: "Do you think you are playing a triad?"

The toughness shook his head and asked, "What about Mu Chutong? Is he still here to eat tea?"

Mu Chutong is Gu Xiaoshan's first boyfriend.

Gu Xiaoshan thought, this is to count from the first one? This question is going on, and Gu Xiaoshan has to come back again with a trick: "Who? What do you say?"

The toughness is not missed: "Mu Chutong!"

"What Tong?"

"Mu Chutong!"

"What about animal husbandry?"

The toughness was stunned, and I thought, is the ear of the hill brother broken?

Gu Xiaoshan saw the toughness not to say, and my heart was glad that I was trying to say something about the topic. I saw the TV in the box and then broadcast the fashionshow. I said, "Oh, isn’t that TiffanyYuan?"

"Who?" The toughness turned and saw the face on the screen. It was a bit awkward. "It's a bit familiar."

The tough son really can't remember his ex-girlfriend, but even Gu Xiaoshan didn't know how many years ago the contacts were so clear. Gu Xiaoshan was also served, and he said, "TiffanyYuan? Your ex-girlfriend, I have been in contact for half a year. You still tell people that she is your muse. You also have a painting exhibition with the theme of her portrait. you forgot?"

The heart of the toughness began to falter, and the forehead began to sweat.

After a long time, the tough trembling said: "At that exhibition, I am looking for a gunman! I am wrong, I want to apologize to the public."

"Nothing, nothing, the gunner painter took you Tiffany back to be his muse, and published a book revealing the details of your relationship with Tiffany, and wrote a whole chapter describing your shortness, how can it be even." Gu Xiaoshan answer.

When I heard the toughness, I remembered that I was green again. Now my face is green: "What? What is short? What is the book? Why don't I know?"

Gu Xiaoshan said: "Oh, this has been pressed down for me, not published. But I still have an archive of the manuscript, you can show it if you want."

The toughness reminds me of the constant memories, and each relationship is so ridiculous, it is not easy. The toughness squatted on the table and excited: "Why? Why do they have to do this to me? Are they not asking for money? I am not giving enough? Can't one person really care for me?"

"How can I hope that the money will be exchanged for my heart?" Gu Xiaoshan felt that this logic was wrong. "I have never had such a luxury for those around me."

Gu Xiaoshan knows that he can't buy the true heart of a lover with money, so he simply does not give money.

Gu Xiaoshan took out the remote control and turned off the TV. He said, "You look at you, even her face can't remember. Birthdays and anniversaries are also supported by the assistants to help you remember, to give gifts, to fall in love with this attitude, is There will be no good results. This has nothing to do with money."

"So is it my fault?" The toughness looked confused.

Gu Xiaoshan will not answer this question, but asks: "Do you know my face?"

"Of course I know!" The tough voice said loudly, "I have recognized the gray!" After the refining, I felt that this was unscientific, and he changed his mouth and said, "Well, it will not be recognized if it is gray."

Gu Xiaoshan smiled and said, "So, do you remember my birthday?"

The toughness accurately said Gu Xiaoshan's birthday, accurate to the birth of eight characters. This also made Gu Xiaoshan still somewhat surprised, thinking that the toughness had planned to tie him to the villain.

Gu Xiaoshan then asked: "What is our anniversary?"

The toughness pointed to the calendar and said, "Next year!"

Gu Xiaoshan smiled and nodded. "You see, this love you remember, so there will be good results." After that, he reached out and touched the back of his throat. Scrambled.

The heart of the toughness settled down. I thought about it for a long time, and I was about to say something. The waiter knocked on the door and came in to serve. Sure enough, a table is a dish that suits the taste of the tortoise, and is relatively light, suitable for the two patients who have just finished drinking poisoned wine.

After the waiter quit, Gu Xiaoshan asked the toast with a dish and asked, "What do you just want to say?"

The toughness raised his eyes, cautious, like the kitten who was not sure if he could see the new food for the first time. The temptation in his eyes was very obvious: "That...there was no good result in your previous love, what is the reason?"

"Like you," Gu Xiaoshan replied frankly. "I didn't pay for it." Of course, money is not paid.

A tough piece: "Well?"

When Gu Xiaoshan saw that the toughness did not move the chopsticks, he peeled off the shrimp shell: "So, it’s not true, it’s not really a relationship?"

"Yeah." The toughness nodded and agreed with Gu Xiaoshan.

Gu Xiaoshan smashed the white shrimp into a dark sauce and stuffed it into the mouth of the tough: "So, this time for the first time we were the first official exchange, it was the first love of each other."

The toughness was shocked, his eyes widened, and the shrimp was swallowed unconsciously, almost suffocating, but he felt sweet in his mouth.