A President’s Out-of-Body Experience

On the phone in the toughness, I received the bill from the pet hospital, only to think of the three-bited Teddy. Since he is out, he simply called He Jun. He Jun is also available, and the two will meet at a nearby cafe. When He Jun came, the dust and the servant, the body did not wear the iconic cotton and linen, but a simple T-shirt, the hair is not up, just tied with a pony tail wearing a cap. When He Jun took the hat out of courtesy, the toughness also found He Jun makeup.

Tough smiles: "Today is a good dress. Where is it?" He Jun also smiled: "Where is the day in the big day? It is actually a job." The tough curiously asked: "You are not a tea art." "Where is the teacher?" He Jun smiled and gathered the broken hair on the forehead: "That is part-time. In fact, my job is a model - ah, of course, from the workload and income, it is not a "full job". "The toughness is a little surprised: "Are you a model? Oh, this line is really hard. But I think your shape is so good, you can definitely be in the first place." He sighed and sighed: "Hey, my condition." There are many more." The toughness is not good at comforting people. It can only change the subject dryly: "What happened to your dog?" He Jun smiled and said: "It's good."

He Jun and the tougher chatted about the dog soon, He Jun cleverly introduced the topic to Gu Xiaoshan. The tough son did not be wary to say a few words about Gu Xiaoshan, this only remembered "how to start talking about the hill brother", quite a bit sloppy, my heart is sour: "I see you are very concerned about the hill brother." Jun nodded. "That's right." He Jun's frankness made the toughness straightforward: "Then you really have nothing?" He Jun was very sad, but still smiled: "I think."

This is too honest, which is a testimony to the idea of ​​a tough. The tough pen patted the table and said, "Sure enough! I didn't read it wrong. You two really have something!" He Jun still smiles, or the sentence: "I think it." The toughness looked at He Jun and asked. "Would you like men?" He Jun was a bit stunned and nodded. "Well, is this strange?" The toon quickly waved his hand: "No, no, I don't mean this. I am a **** around me. I now think that the straight man is strange." He couldn’t help but smile: "This way!" The tough bite the straw and blinked again: "How did you find yourself gay?" said, the tough I feel that there are some offenders: "Hey, you have to feel that I am so welcome..."

"It doesn't matter." He Jun interrupted his words and smiled. "There is nothing to say about this. In short, I just don't like women, I am interested in men. It's so simple. It's not hard to find out?" "Oh," said: "There will be a lot of **** around you?" He Jun nodded. "I have quite a lot of things, so I don't think there is anything." The tough guy continued to nod: "Hmm... Then, is there any straightness around you, suddenly bent?" He Jun listened to this, and looked at the look of the tough, licked his lips and said, "No, no..." The eyes are bright: "What is the situation?" He Jun smiled and bent his eyes. "What do you ask this? Are you also "turning the middle of the road"?" The toughness unconsciously made a big red face. .

He Jun stirred the coffee in the cup and looked at the toughness. He said, "This is not the case. But sometimes... it may just be a temporary illusion." The toughness screamed: "The illusion?" He Jun Smile: "Yes, illusion... At the very least, make sure you can harden the man?" The tough thought thought, and it was clear that Gu Xiaoshan was hardened. This would not be wrong.

The toughness is still immersed in the suspicion of sexual orientation, and the cell phone on the table rings. The toughness picks up the phone, and there is a voice from the old man: "Attenuate, come back to dinner tonight?" The tortoise knows that the old man is mad, and he quickly agreed to the downslope.

The toughness returned to Gu Xiaoshan's apartment and packed up things, but my heart was empty. He has never tried to leave Gu Xiaoshan's home with such a feeling. He wanted to stay in Gu Xiaoshan for a long time, and the thoughts in his heart made him feel at a loss. This even led him to send a message telling Gu Xiaoshan that he was going home, and he was very savvy, and he was heavy than any other female partner.

"Maybe I am born gay." The tough guy bit his nails and thought, and edited the text message and sent it to Gu Xiaoshan: "The old man told me to go back. I am going back now." Gu Xiaoshan quickly returned an "OK." After a while, Gu Xiaoshan made another note, "Remember to take the dog away." At this time, the tough son had already got on the bus, and he was scared to ask the driver to go back quickly: "Oh, I really forgot Sanha."

Finally, the tough guy took Sanha again to appear in the Yujia Mansion. When Sanha arrived at the garden, he began to scatter and the tube could not be controlled. The toughest is not in control, let it be troubled. The babysitter also said that the meal is good, please go to the restaurant. When the toughness arrived and found no one in the restaurant, Yu was sitting next to the Chinese brass sitting lamp. The tough man called "Dad", and Yu’s nose snorted and it was supposed to be.

The tough seat sat down and said, "What about the brother?" Yu said, "He is now spending the night with Zhisheng, and knows where to go home!" The tough guy laughed: "This can't blame him. Falling in love is like this." "Yu lord nodded: "Also, at least it is a serious love, it is better than your mischief." The temper is not convinced and said: "How do I make a fuss?" Yu Yu also came to the air: "How do you make a fool?" Think about it yourself! What have you done yourself!" The toughness does not answer: "I don't spend more money chasing girls! I don't chase girls in the future, can't I?" Yu handsome laughed: "Then you better remember what you said, don't chase the girl again!" The firm said firmly: "Do not chase! Never chase again! Woman, huh!"

Yu Yuren said firmly, and vowed, the father was stunned: "Really?" The tough nod. "Really! I want to understand!" Yu is curious: "What do you want to understand?" Said: "I want to understand. I used to be jealous. I didn't know it. I was led by someone who was playing with Kay." Master Yu listened, and he was so moved that tears would fall: "You, you." How did you want to understand?" The tough sighed and said, "Hey, I should have thought about it. When I look back, the man is in the dim light!" Yu is so moved: "My silly son is not only Opened up, I will read poetry..."

The toughness is also very moving. It is really irresponsible to think about what I have done. It is no wonder that the old man is worried. Then the tough man explained: "I am different now. I know what I want. I will not mess around." Master Yu heard the "focus" and asked: "Then you think now." What do you want?" A tough look, I didn't expect it to be such a situation.

However, he bit his teeth and bravely said: "I know, I don't like girls at all!" Yu is frightened with a heart attack: "What do you mean by you?" Yu Yu said with a slap in the chest. "I finally want to understand why I don't feel anything about the girls, and I quickly broke up because I don't like women!" Yu master suddenly fell from the joy of "stupid son finally knows things" - cliffs Ah, the centrifugal force called the old man almost to go back.

Fortunately, Yu’s body was tough and he had seen the world. He breathed in two breaths and sighed. He said, “Don’t open this kind of mental retardation!” The toughest did not think about getting out of this situation just after going home. But he thought that since he has come to this step, he can't shrink the egg. He is a fighter who fights for love! So the toughness stood up and said, "I am not kidding, I am not mentally retarded!" Master Yu said: "You said that you are not kidding! It is more convincing!"

The toughest man vowed to say: "Since this is the case, I will spread it out. I finally found the feeling of love." Yu master said: "Fart! You can know what love is feeling! Not yet again "Children play house?" The tough man argued: "I will harden when I look at him. I don't have to touch it. I dream of doing it with him. Isn't that a feeling of love?" Master Yu said: " He is the one, this is really a feeling of love."

Yu is suddenly convinced, and has to accept another son is also the reality of GAY.

God, why?

Yu’s majesty’s momentum has turned into rain, bit by bit, and it’s faint. He covered his face in pain and digested this ruthless reality. He even began to wonder if he would be GAY anymore.