A Munchkin Wizard Possessed the Body of Golden Sun

11 – Are you cheating on me?

“You mean a motel! What a strange place!!”

“……”

“Oh my God!! I’ve never seen such a luxurious bathroom! That’s when I I had a job called a dumper. It was my job to scoop and throw away the poop and urine collected in the bathroom, but the smell of poop was there from the moment I entered the village!”

“Okay, so please shut up……”

Seria muttered quietly, blushing. I’m really curious. How can an accident change a person like this? Yesterday, when I did a search, it was a dissociative personality. She said that personality disorders often occur after an accident, such that she usually thinks she is a person in the media she enjoys watching.

I don’t think this bratty bastard often watched dramas or novels that only the elderly enjoy. But what does that matter? All that mattered to her now was to learn her fighting skills quickly and give her Octavia b*tch a proper shot.

“Ha ha!! Now the students don’t look at me strangely!! Maybe it’s because of this well-made school uniform? I really like this uniform too. Wives and children I wish the texture of the cotton was smoother in the past. It feels like something I’d wear for a big event! You mean this is common these days? The world has really improved! It’s better!!”

“Ah! Please don’t use that kind of nonsense!! Hurry up and follow me! I’m really ashamed…”

Seeing Seria running away in a hurry, Dayman bursts out laughing at her.

“You’re a b*tchy wife, heh heh! Wearing a good school uniform gives me confidence and it’s good!”

Dayman walked down the street grinning in a good mood.

“Heh heh! Alumni! Good weather! Have a great day!”

While waving to her friends. The crazy guy on line 3 hahahahaha The students who didn’t know that they were from their school whispered and took pictures with their cell phones, but Dayman didn’t care at all.

“Is this here?”

Following Seria who had fled far away, Dayman headed to the old warehouse behind the classroom building of the Faculty of Magic. As soon as she arrives at her warehouse, Seria approaches Deyman and opens her mouth with a serious face.

“You. Didn’t you ask me to tell you what the kids are doing these days?”

“Yes. I want to have a good social life because I plan to make a lot of good relationships here in the future.”

“Then fix that tone first!!”

“Is it because of the way I speak?”

“It smells like grandpa! It’s like the way grandpas gather in a neighborhood park and play Caliboard!! It’s so different from how you look and what you say, the more you look, the more cognitive dissonance comes!!! If you talk like that, the kids will think you’re weird and won’t be friendly!!”

“Is that so? Is it a deductible factor in social life?”

“Of course!! It’s hard to make friends with peers with that tone! Start with a little bit of tone… Try to be sophisticated.”

“Good. What can I learn from watching?”

Seria let out a deep sigh. She took out her cell phone and tapped something on her, which she then handed to Dayman.

“Come on. Look at this.”

“What is this?”

“It’s a New Tube channel. This is a video called Shorts, but let me know about the latest meme these days.”

“This is really……what a strange thing……”

Seeing Dayman stuttering and handling her cell phone, Seria spit out in exasperation.

“Is that how you hold the concept? Or is it really because something went wrong?”

“Concept? What is it?”

“Are you doing this on purpose? Originally, the kid who was fine was really……”

At that, Dayman’s eyes widened.

“Wives and children. Wait for a sec. Are you familiar with this body’s past? This Deman Callidos?”

“I don’t know. You are very famous at Romelln Academy. And what about me… We weren’t close, but we knew each other personally.”

“Ooh! Is it!! How famous! Could you let me know if you know anything about the family situation? The old sages said that if you keep track, you will win 100 times. It is absolutely necessary.”

At that, Seria began stuttering to explain what she knew.

“It’s funny that I’m telling you about your circumstances, but…… You’re the youngest son of the famous swordsman, the Duke of Calidos.”

“Duke? You mean this body was a noble?”

“Of course not. To begin with, most of the students here at Romelln Academy are from noble families. There are very few people of commoner origin. Occasionally, one by one among the commoners, those who are gifted with the talent of a blessing or a magician enter here, but such guys are very rare.”

“Oh, my God. That’s right. So? Keep talking.”

“You have had a lot of accidents. I didn’t have a lot of talent.”

“Looks like it. There’s no way a guy who walks around with a tail like this can’t have his brain fixed properly. Were you very stupid?”

“Extremely. Even after entering the third year, I was at a loss because I couldn’t properly learn the basics of sword fighting. The natural talent of the body is amazing, so I covered it with my equipment. Do you know the factory? There, I ordered a magic sword that automatically generated an aura and carried it. My body has a lot of mana, so I used my mana sucker to create a huge aura and push the opponent. But that also reached a breaking point around 5th grade. I was beaten twice in a row for being suspended, and what… I was in danger of being expelled.”

“It’s a magic sword… It looks like you found a sword equipped with arithmetic functions, but you did something really stupid. No matter how fast a computing system is, it cannot be faster and more precise than humans. So?”

“So what is that? Hellrider or something because you got into a big fight with Lady Vamos who was following you around like crazy because of 2 consecutive grades, and you were f*cking drunk. I heard a rumor that you had a motorcycle accident when you went to the bastards you used to spend money with. And then you appeared.”

“…….”

“I heard you were expelled from Kalidos. And I heard that he broke off his engagement with Lady Vamos. You’re in the worst situation right now. If you do not get good grades in the midterm evaluation, your expulsion is certain, and if you are expelled, the aristocracy will look at you with shame, so it will be difficult to get a job or find a job. If you go like this, you might have to live among ordinary people. I was expelled from my family, so I became a commoner in effect.”

“What about personal connections? What about my personal connections and evaluations of people around me?”

“Worst. Is there a nickname called Kalidos’s idiot for nothing?”

“Are you crazy?”

“Yes. When others are going all the way because you don’t have talent, you couldn’t stand being left behind by yourself, so you ran wild. They quarrel with each other and fight, and when a fight breaks out, they settle it down with their families. I keep repeating that and then I can’t bear it anymore, so I’m expelled from Kalidos… Something like that.”

“……This was an asshole beyond imagination.”

Seeing Dayman muttering gloomily, Seria can’t stand it and bursts out laughing.

“You talk like you’re talking to other people. Hey. Mr. Dayman. It’s about you.”

“I know. Wives and children It’s true…… It’s hard to build a network when the evaluation is like this…….”

Daman scratched the back of his head for a while as if he was in trouble for a while, then smiled with a tone that said it was not a big deal.

“What can I do? There is no choice but to prove it with overwhelming achievements!! Wouldn’t the rating go up considerably if we defeated the professor in the midterm evaluation?”

“What? Are you thinking of knocking the professor down?”

“That’s right. As a battle mage. The clown, Professor Rosemary or something, is doing some really stupid things. I will prove it wrong in front of everyone.”

If up until now it was embarrassing, now it was madness. This wasn’t arrogant. It was just an unrealistic delusion.

“Are you saying you know what Professor Rosemary is doing?”

“It’s the Byeongsin Year.”

“………”

“A fool who doesn’t even know what combat magic is. No, somehow, other fields have developed blindingly, but combat magic has regressed!! Just doing it with this advanced technology is like standing still and casting magic on each other!! That’s while shouting the order!!!! I didn’t do that either!!! Me too!!!”

“I keep doing it when I am, but when are you talking about it?”

“73 Years ago. It was during the Human War. The way mages fought back then is far more advanced than the way mages fight now. Wives and children In a place called the best educational institution, such clowning is taught, so what the hell are you going to do when you meet your real opponent? I will change it!!! I will show everyone what real battle magic is!!”

If it hadn’t been for the shocking sight of seven knights falling at once yesterday, Seria would have run away when she said that. This isn’t some kind of megalomaniac. There is a certain degree of stupidity, but this was not just a concept, but a serious statement.

Seria is giggling.

Is it really right to learn from this madman?

“Are you……really confident?”

“Of course. This midterm evaluation will be a midterm evaluation that will go down in history. I’ll make it look like that! I have to prove myself so hotly that it will be easier to network with her later!!”

“Networking?”

“You need money and power to do big things. Do a lot of high-ranking people attend this school? Among them, the person with the highest status and the most money is going to woo me.”

It was hard to listen to it any more. Seria shook her head and brought her to her senses.

She said, “Enough. I can’t hear you any more did it quickly yesterday or let me know Once you learn it, if you don’t like it, you’ll stop right away. Know that.”

“What? Did you know that sacrificial delay was so simple!!”

“You could be cheating! If you know it, you can cheat on your eyes with stupid things that aren’t sh*t, and then you can f*ck me up!! I’m telling you in advance, if you cheated by hacking the wand’s calculation system and overclocking it, I wouldn’t leave you alone…….”

“This is not a scam. Speak carefully. Wives and children It’s something I’ve dedicated my whole life to. It’s not something you can despise so much.”

A type of life that bursts out subtly. Hook! The wind blows into the warehouse with all the windows closed. Seria collapses involuntarily at the overwhelming momentum.

“Huh…….”

What is it? For a moment, it seemed that Day wasn’t the only one.

Monster.

It was as if I saw something from another dimension that wasn’t human. But life soon faded away.

“What am I surprised at? It’s been a long chat! I think you will receive a lot of help in the future, so let’s start the class right away! Yesterday, you said you wanted to know the secret to bringing down 7 knights at once!”

“Huh? Uh… No, that’s right.”

Seria got up in a hurry, probably because she was embarrassed to sit down. Dayman’s lecture began toward Seria.

“Simple! There is only one magic I used yesterday!”

“What is it?”

It finally begins. Commentary on the magical sight shown yesterday.

What kind of magic is this?

9 Circles? No. Even the 9th circle magic was easily destroyed by Octavia. If it’s magic enough to subdue 7 knights at once, it’s 10 circles.

No.

Maybe it was military magic of 11th circle or higher.

Seria was making a face filled with excitement and excitement.

“It’s a magic missile.”

“……What?”

“Should I classify this as a 1st circle magic or a 0th circle magic? It was very controversial. In the end, it was classified as 1st circle. That’s it. Magic Missile.”

“…….Did you subdue 7 knights at once with magic missiles?”

“Uh. That’s right. Wife and children.”

Seria’s expression was horribly distorted.