80s Taoism

【Ask for a recommendation ticket】

"Students, I want to tell you a good news. The superior department has approved to build a teaching building for our Meizi'ao Primary School. The new teaching building is planned to be built on a small slope next to it. However, due to limited funds, the leveling of the foundation and the greening of the campus, the school decided to do it by ourselves. I hope the students go home and explain clearly to their parents. It's not that the school is greedy for money, but that it is true that the above only allocated money for building houses. The basic infrastructure costs must be raised by the school itself. , decided to save this money, we will carry forward the fine tradition of self-sufficiency, and use our hands to build our campus." Gong Ziyuan announced a good news when he was out of school.

The fart kids in the first grade will naturally not be the main force of the infrastructure, they are only responsible for making soy sauce. The main work will naturally fall on the seniors. Of course, the fart boys will not have things to do. They can help senior seniors pack soil and deliver tea. Don't underestimate the combat effectiveness of senior elementary school students. Children in rural areas generally go to school late. By the time they reach the sixth grade, many children are already thirteen or fourteen years old. Already a quasi-labor force at home. It is not a problem to pick a hundred catties.

The fart kids are cheering, they are still the age that they like working the most. They prefer the open sky to sitting in a classroom. Zhang Jiaohua's face was also full of happiness.

When returning home from school, a large group of fart kids gathered around the hillside outside the school gate. This is the location of the future teaching building.

"Chen Epilepsy, sing one for us. I'll give you a paper-wrapped candy." A kid took out a paper-wrapped candy from his pocket and handed it to Chen Epilepsy. But when Chen Epilepsy reached out to take it, the little boy withdrew his hand again, "You haven't even sung a song, and you want to eat paper wrapped candies?"

"Hey, hey, then I'll sing one." Chen Epilepsy looked at the paper wrapped candy in the kid's hand, and swallowed.

Chen Epilepsy is still crazy, and Zhang Qi's clothes given to him by Gao's family have now become black and shiny again. There are many holes in the pants.

Chen Epilepsy cleared his throat and began to sing, "In previous years there were less weirdness, but this year there are more weirdness. The bench climbed up the wall, and the lamp grass broke the pot. The moon rises in the west, and the sun sets in the east. People beg for rice from mice, and stones roll uphill in the river."

A group of little brats were laughing all over the place, Epilepsy Chen sang and played, and he also giggled for the first time, reaching out and asking that brat for a paper bag of candy.

The kid laughed, "I didn't say I'll give you a candy bag if you sing a song. You have to keep singing."

Epilepsy Chen was very angry when he didn't ask for candy, and jumped up, looking like he was going crazy, and the kids ran away in fright.

"Who asked you to tease him? You don't want to live anymore? He is a madman. It is not against the law to beat you to death if he goes mad." Ma Lisong came over, yelled a few times and drove all the farts away.

Epilepsy Chen quit, "Candy! I want candy wrapped in paper!"

Zhang Jiaohua and Mute also watched the fun from the sidelines.

"Chen Epilepsy is really crazy. Fortunately, the principal is here, otherwise there would be a lot of trouble. Ma Dongqiao is really a troublemaker. The last time Ma Sibao killed the Snake King, it was Ma Dongqiao who made a fuss." The mute was very disdainful of Ma Dongqiao who was teasing Chen Epilepsy just now.

Zhang Jiaohua didn't speak, and watched as Ma Lisong pulled Chen Dianzi away.

"I'll give you candy, I'll give you candy."

Hearing that Ma Lisong gave him candy, Chen epilepsy followed Ma Lisong away with a smirk.

"The bamboo on the mountain is thick and thin, the lotus in the water is high or low, and the ten fingers have different lengths. How can the two arms be the same? Don't say that snakes have no feet in the world, and there are times when Jackie Chan rides the clouds. Just like the ancients said, ten years from east to west..." When Chen Duanzi sang, his words were straight and round, and there was no trace of madness?

Zhang Jiaohua didn't understand. The appearance of Epilepsy Chen made him very confused.

As soon as he walked into his yard and saw the bicycle parked in the yard, Zhang Jiaohua knew it was his uncle.

"Uncle!" Zhang Jiaohua rushed to the room.

A person just walked out of the room and bumped into Zhang Jiaohua.

"Jiaohua, you're back?" Liu Biao hugged Zhang Jiaohua with a smile and threw it high into the sky. When Zhang Jiaohua fell down with a smile, he caught Zhang Jiaohua accurately.

"Uncle, has Auntie reconciled with you?"

Liu Biao's face was a little embarrassed, and he ran over and hadn't said a word to the mother-in-law.

"Beggar, your aunt likes you the most, why don't you go and say something nice to your uncle?" Liu Biao put Zhang Beggar down, and pouted at the beggar's room.

Last night Zhang Jiaohua and Xizi slept on the newly made bed, and my aunt slept in Zhang Jiaohua's room. Liu Biao must have been rejected when he came over.

Zhang Jiaohua laughed loudly, "Uncle, I can't help you with this."

"Stinky boy, if you let aunt and uncle reconcile, uncle will give you paper-wrapped candies." Liu Biao had no choice but to use temptation.

Zhang Jiaohua rolled his eyes, he really had a solution.

"Uncle, I have a way to make you and auntie never scold and fight again." Zhang Jiaohua thought of the Hehe Talisman.

When the old Taoist priest taught He He Fu, he was very solemn and told him that He He Fu can only be used by other people's couples, and cannot be given to others casually. Otherwise you will suffer retribution. Zhang Jiaohua thinks that uncle and aunt are naturally husband and wife, so there must be no problem with using harmony.

"You really have a solution? Tell uncle quickly, what should we do?" Liu Biaoxi said.

"I need the birth date and hair of you and your aunt. This way you can draw symbols. From now on, you and your aunt will be husband and wife, and you will never quarrel again." Zhang Jiaohua stated the conditions.

"Really?" Liu Biao couldn't believe it.

"Pull it down if you don't believe me." Zhang Jiaohua walked into the room and put the schoolbag on the table.

"I believe it, can't I believe it? Beggar, uncle has always been kind to you, right? Seeing that I bought you so many paper-wrapped candies, you must help uncle this time." Liu Biao was actually just making a gesture. Asking him to apologize to his wife and speak softly, even killing him will not do it. But in such a way, embarrassment can be avoided. Nature couldn't be better. Liu Biao didn't care about what Zhang Jiaohua said about not cursing and fighting each other in the future. Although Zhao Lanying locked herself in the room and didn't talk to the man, she was always watching the man's every move. She just wanted to know her position in the man's heart. Give the man a small punishment, let him grow up in the future, and then half-push, go downhill and reconcile with the man as before. Zhao Lanying didn't want a gap between the couple, so she didn't run to her natal home. Because she knew that if she went back to her mother's house to escalate the situation, there would be a rift between the couple. Even if they reconciled in the end, there would always be a trace of prejudice in their hearts.