80s Taoism

Song Dachao was also frightened by Zhang Jiaohua. Although Zhang Jiaohua understood the rules of Mei Shanshui Master, Zhang Jiaohua was only a few years old after all. Back then, when he was ten years old, he began to learn Meishanshui method in his teacher's school, and he didn't become a teacher until he was in his twenties. No matter how good this child's aptitude is, it is impossible for him to start learning water techniques from the womb. How could it be possible to leave the teacher? Besides, whether it is Lanshexi or Meiziao, I have never heard of any powerful navy!

Song Dachao hurriedly took the empty bowl to scoop up a bowl of water from the water tank, quickly melted the bowl of water, and handed it to Zhang Jiaohua, "Hurry up, drink this bowl of water. Please don't let anything happen to you."

It would be fine if Zhang Jiaohua was an adult who had learned the Meishan spell, but he was just a child. If news of today's incident gets out, Song Dachao's face will be lost. If Shi Qingwang found out, he might be expelled from the school. This is bullying young children, it is clearly prohibited by the precepts of the teacher's school.

"Hey, I want to drink your melted water?" Zhang Jiaohua sneered, and pushed the water that Song Dachao was holding aside, "Do you see that I seem to be in trouble?"

The three pieces of chopsticks had already melted in my stomach. Master Mei Shanshui really couldn't reason with this point. He melted a bowl of water out of thin air and drank three sharpened chopsticks into his stomach, but nothing happened. The water is actually extremely ordinary water, but after being turned into water by the water master's magic, it can turn the chopsticks into more like vermicelli.

"Are you really okay?" Song Dachao asked in surprise.

"Do you have eyes to see?" Zhang Jiaohua rolled his eyes, and Zhang Jiaohua turned back into a fart boy again.

Song Dachao has a simple and honest personality, he doesn't care about Zhang Jiaohua's words, he scratches his head in embarrassment, and giggles silly.

its not right? Where is the brother standing? Why is it not like standing on my side, but like standing on their side. Guo Daogui is in a hurry, if this goes on, Zhu Bajie is not a human being in the mirror.

"Senior brother, senior brother, you must have been deceived by that brat. What he ate was definitely not chopsticks, he used something fake. Didn't I also make something that looked like chopsticks when I was a teacher? If the master hadn't found out, I must have been a teacher." Guo Daogui pulled Song Dachao's hand. In order to save the situation, Guo Daogui did not hesitate to expose his fault. It's really hard enough.

"I see what you mean, do you want me to eat chopsticks to show you again? It's okay if you let me eat. I can satisfy you. You will sharpen the chopsticks later. Even if you sharpen it, I don't blame you if a chopstick is cut into two pieces. But you have to be reasonable. We Meishanshui masters are all reasonable. Whether it is inviting gods or ancestors, whichever is unreasonable, can you please come? If you let me eat, I will eat it, but if I eat it, you can't be fine." Zhang Jiaohua quit.

"Then what do you want?" Guo Daogui couldn't help shouting.

Zhang Jiaohua clapped his little hands, "Just waiting for your words."

Guo Daogui suddenly felt like he was being cheated, but if he said it, he would splash it. Besides, there is a senior brother Zhichangzi standing next to him, even if he is willing to repent, he may not be able to pass the test of senior brother.

"It's up to you to kill or cut as you like." Guo Daogui's heart broke, and he could only hope that Zhang Jiaohua had really cheated before.

"If you kill someone, you will be shot. I won't kill you. If I eat the chopsticks safely later, you will lie on the ground and bark like a dog three times." Zhang Jiaohua thinks this is quite amusing.

"You, you, you..." Guo Daogui pointed at Zhang Jiaohua, only then remembered how old he was. It is also reasonable to come up with such a gamble, the question is why did I get on the fence with a child who is a few years old? It suddenly occurred to me that I came here suddenly, how could this kid have prepared fake chopsticks in advance? Does he count?

Guo Daogui naturally wanted to regret, "I don't have the same knowledge as you, a kid. I came here to seek justice. Even if you are a navy master, how can you snatch my fragrant feet?"

"You're not a sailor, where did you get the incense feet? You can burn incense before you leave the academy, does your master know?" Zhang Jiaohua asked rhetorically.

This time, Song Dachao's expression changed. Their master really knew about this, it's just that this little junior brother usually has a very cute mouth, so the master just pretended not to know. But if it is true, what Guo Daogui did was deceiving his master and destroying his ancestors. Naturally, he would not be able to practice incense if he did not become a master.

"Who said I didn't become a teacher? I have been a teacher a long time ago." Guo Daogui was at a loss for words.

"That's good. I swallowed the chopsticks just now, now it's your turn." Zhang Jiaohua handed the bowl to Guo Daogui, and then handed over the other chopstick.

Guo Daogui had never been a teacher at all, how could he dare to swallow chopsticks? It's no wonder that three pieces of such sharp chopsticks were swallowed and pierced the digestive tract and survived.

Song Dachao stepped forward bravely, "This mage, my junior brother did not become a master, but he usually does some simple rituals in the village. Or this matter, it depends on my face."

"If you say you have exposed it, you will expose it? Do you know that my cousin was almost killed by him. Taking the money and not doing anything, this is not only seeking money, but also murdering!" Zhang Jiaohua slapped the table and angrily reprimanded him.

Although Zhang Jiaohua's voice was childish, it was so aggressive that Guo Daogui stepped back a few steps and sat down on the ground.

Song Dachao also felt that his head was big, and he regretted coming to take a dip in the muddy water. I also have a very clear understanding of this junior in my heart. He made up his mind that no matter how Guo Daogui pestered him in the future, he would never come to help Guo Daogui wipe his ass again.

"Little brother, how much incense money did you take from someone's house? Hurry up and give it back to him. Apologize to him." Song Dachao pushed Guo Daogui, and then said apologetically to Zhang Jiaohua, "I'm sorry. I hope this matter will save me and let Junior Brother Guo go this time. If he dares to offer incense before he is a teacher again, I will tell my master. Brother Guo, what's wrong with you? I told you to go back and get money to compensate others!"

"Hey, I'm going right away." Guo Daogui was about to leave after finishing speaking. But he was caught by Song Dachao, "Forget it, I'd better go there with you."

Although Song Dachao is simple and honest, he is not stupid, otherwise how could he become a navy officer?

Zhang Youping and the others couldn't get in a word at all, and the first man looked at Zhang Jiaohua with a complicated expression, trying to control the two menacing men until he lost his temper at all. At first, everyone was sweating for Zhang Jiaohua, but later they discovered that Zhang Jiaohua had completely taken the initiative.