I am not a counselor, I am trying to survive in the late Han Dynasty

Chapter 17 Don’t I regret it?

At three o'clock in the morning, everyone in Xu Shu's army had already woken up. Everyone made a fire and cooked on their own. They also began to repair armaments, buy firewood, and take away the feces and bury them in time.

No one thinks that they came to Liangshan to escape the world and live in seclusion. In this troubled world, a day without fighting is a gift from God. Only by practicing hard and rectifying military affairs can they survive in the future.

Only Mr. Ai is still lying high.

He lay on his side holding a large bundle of thatch, his thighs tightly clamped, his plump face pressed against it, his face was shiny, his lips trembled, and he smiled sweetly in his sleep.

In his dream, he dreamed that he astonished Cao Cao with his outstanding music, and was later selected to become Cao Jun's military advisor. He discussed military affairs with Cao Jun's generals every day, and frightened Cao Jun's generals with his knowledge that was thousands of years ahead of his time. After being stunned for a while, he later became a general, served as prime minister, married Xiao Qiao, and reached the pinnacle of his life.

Just when the corner of his mouth was about to reach the back of his head, he suddenly felt a violent shaking in front of him, and the whole world collapsed. Cao Jun's generals disappeared, and the big and small Qiao disappeared. His eyes were blurry, and then Xu Shu's disgusting face gradually appeared. young face.

"Well, you maggot, no, Xiao Xu, you got up so early." Mr. Ai muttered and stood up, looking at the thatch around him, he began to curse again in his heart.

It's all the maggot's fault for harming me. If he had listened to my words and taken me as a small official under Cheng Yu's tent, he might have met Duke Cao by now and reached the peak of his life.

But people have to bow their heads under the roof, so I can only use my cleverness and wisdom to make concessions to him first.

Xu Shu stared into Mr. Ai's eyes, and saw that Mr. Ai was covered with hair, covering his chest with his hands, and said with a guilty conscience:

"What, what are you doing?"

Xu Shu stared blankly at Mr. Ai, the sunlight shining particularly brightly on his young face.

Just when the dull atmosphere was about to make Mr. Ai admit guiltily that he had tricked Xu Shu before, Xu Shu finally spoke:

"Mr. Ai, I feel like I did something wrong!"

"Oh, this, ahhhhh? Huh?" Mr. Ai thought he was violent and hallucinating. He touched his chin and said stupidly, "Xiao Xu, what did you say?"

Xu Shu sighed:

"Hey, Zhu Zi is so useless! I was chatting with Guan Hai before, and he was quite ambitious at first, saying he wanted to do big things with me.

But after some discussion with his men, he changed his mind and said that he did not dare to rob Cao Cao and Lu Bu, but would turn around and rob the people of Shouzhang.

Hey, I, Xu Shu, have been planning for a long time and thought that everything was foolproof. I didn’t expect that the dignified Huangjinqushuai would be such a timid person. It really makes me angry. "

Mr. Ai rolled his eyes and thought to himself, this shows that Guan Hai is at least a normal person - you only have these remnants under your command, and Guan Hai has a group of remnants who can be intimidated by you. Who can you defeat?What is the difference between fighting Cao Cao and Xu Shu and committing suicide?
"So, so what?" Mr. Ai asked a little anxiously, "We... did them?"

"Hey." Xu Shu sighed and slumped on the ground, "I... I am unwilling to fulfill my ambition! I don't want to be associated with Cheng Yucao because he cares about human life, but this bandit is so incompetent, I... I... How should you use your skills?"

Mr. Ai could clearly see the pain, unwillingness and resentment on Xu Shu's face. He was so happy in his heart that he couldn't help but smile:
"Okay, okay, Xiao Xu, don't do this.

You are not Zhuge Liang, a turtle, a dog, or such a genius. Considering that your intelligence value is over 80, this is already very good. "

Xu Shu frowned and said:
"Mr. Ai said before that Zhuge Liang is my good brother in history. Who is this turtle dog?"

Mr. Ai said solemnly:

"These are all top geniuses under Cao Cao, monsters with intelligence close to 100, oh, and Guo Jia. Unless Guo Jia dies, your good brother Zhuge Liang will not dare to come out.

There are so many wise and mighty men under Duke Cao, how dare you fight with him?You can't win at all. You, a young man, are too impulsive. "

Xu Shu lowered his head in regret, muttering speechlessly, and his face was very pale.

Mr. Ai looked at him carefully. Seeing that Xu Shu was indeed very remorseful, he asked in a low voice:

"Xiao Xu, how about I give you a suggestion?"

"you say!"

"Hey, in this case, I have told you before that Duke Cao is a man of destiny, and he is also the last person in your history to surrender to you.

Cheng Yu is just a small group of people who use extraordinary means in extraordinary times. Cao Gong is a very compassionate and meritocratic person. Only under Cao Gong's account can you exert your greatest abilities!

Now, hurry up and turn around. It's not too late to defect to Duke Cao. "Xu Shu lowered his head and fell into hesitation for a long time.

Mr. Ai didn't dare to breathe for fear of affecting Xu Shu's thinking. He gritted his teeth and silently recited the blessings of the gods and Buddhas from all directions in his heart. He must let Maggot Shu turn around and stop taking us to such a ghost place.

I don't know how long it took, but Mr. Ai was already feeling hungry. When he was thinking about what to eat, Xu Shu slapped his thigh suddenly, making Mr. Ai tremble.

I saw Xu Shu clenching his teeth, his long hair disheveled, like an evil ghost, and said viciously:
"Yes, hanging around with these people will ultimately make it difficult to bring order to the world.

Cao Gong was also a hero who wanted to assassinate Zhang Rang. If I defected to him, I would be regarded as a helping hero.

but……"

Xu Shu blushed:
"I held Cheng Yu hostage before. I was an enemy of Duke Cao. How could Duke Cao spare me?

Now I am leaving in despair, fearing that I will be harmed by Cheng Yu. "

"Uh..." Mr. Ai thought about it. No matter how nice Cheng Yu said it, how could he tolerate Xu Shu, a person who almost forced him into a desperate situation, and then live well?
Mr. Ai scratched his scalp and made a rustling sound, dandruff flying like snow, but his head was still empty and he couldn't think of any clever tricks. Xu Shu stamped his feet:

"I've thought about it, Duke Cao's biggest enemy right now is Zhang Liao.

His camp in Dingtao is a big disaster. I am going to ask Zhang Liao to take action and let..."

"Mother, you are crazy!" Mr. Ai quickly covered Xu Shu's mouth, "You've never died, have you? What tricks did you use to get Zhang Liao to do something for you? Hold him hostage, or use words to force him to kneel down to you?

Even the more than 300 people under your command may not be able to defeat Zhang Liao himself! "

Xu Shu looked confused:
"You, didn't you say Zhang Liao is a soft persimmon?"

Mr. Ai was so sleepy that he really forgot to tell Xu Shu this yesterday.

When he heard Xu Shu say that he wanted to beat Zhang Liao, he was so frightened that he subconsciously stopped Xu Shu, but he didn't expect that Xu Shu would question him on the spot.

He was embarrassed for a long time, breaking out in cold sweat under Xu Shu's burning gaze, and then said tremblingly after a while:

"That, that, that... Hey, to be honest, that's it! Zhang Liao, although Zhang Liao is brave and foolhardy, isn't he brave and has many people?
Tell me, how can you defeat the Zhang Liao crowd with just a few people? "

"Huh..." Xu Shu breathed a sigh of relief and said with a smile, "It turns out Mr. Ai is planning for me!

Okay, but I have thought it through - although I am not on good terms with Cheng Yu, Wen Ji and I are sworn brothers. This time I will lead my troops back to attack Zhang Liao. As long as I say Yu Wen, Brother Wen will definitely help me with troops, food and men. A man as brave and foolhardy as Zhang Liao would never have guessed that we would be able to win in one fell swoop when winter comes! "

Mr. Ai:......

Finished!

It's over, it's over!
Mr. Ai looked at Xu Shu's stubborn and slightly crazy look, and thought that this guy has now become a loser gambler, and is gradually starting to lose his mind.

Yesterday, he deliberately called Zhang Liao a soft persimmon to trick Xu Shu. But now Xu Shu is ready to change his past and has to kill this soft persimmon. Mr. Ai still dare not admit that he deceived Xu Shu yesterday. This is not a freeze. Yet?
"Leng, calm down, Xiao Xu, think about it, do you really know Wen Ji very well?
You two have never worshiped Guan Gong, but you just casually became sworn friends by chance. Can he help you at this time? "

"Yes! Although I don't know who Guan Gong is, I believe that my sworn brother will never sit idly by and do nothing!" Xu Shu said confidently, "Mr. Ai, please give me a helping hand. Without further delay, I will contact my sworn brother to send troops to destroy him. Kill that guy Zhang Liao!"

Mr. Ai:......

"Wait, I'm going too?"

"That's right! Even if a sworn brother sends troops, he must have someone capable of planning." Xu Shu nodded and said, "Mr. Ai is a man of great talent and strategy. He can travel through ancient and modern times, so he must have skills. This time he is competing with Zhang Liao, and no one else can trust him. Only Mr. Xin Ai has a life-and-death acquaintance. If Zhang Liao is brave and reckless, Mr. Ai will definitely have a clever plan to kill him!"

"..."

"Hey, why are Mr. Ai trembling? Could it be...could he lie to me before?" Xu Shu said, his hand already on the sword at his waist.

The sweat on Mr. Ai's forehead flowed down his face, and he quickly waved his hands and said:

"Hahahaha, it doesn't matter, I'm happy, I'm happy! Hahaha, with my resourcefulness and Yuan Zhi's martial arts, as long as we can persuade Wen Ji to send troops, we will definitely win!"

Woo hoo, Wen Ji, please don’t send troops!
Never! ! !
(End of this chapter)