Chapter 79: Don’t be anyone’s substitute (two-in-one)

Food was served to the table one after another, and several buddies from the same dormitory were chatting in full swing, and they even made some dirty jokes from time to time.

Ordinary people who hear their chat may really not understand what these young people are talking about.

Their topics and thoughts jump a little too fast, and normal people really can't keep up.

Apparently three minutes ago, they were still chatting about campus gossip.

The man and woman in the dormitory next door were seen walking out with their roommates with their buttocks covered the day before yesterday, and which guy ran naked in the corridor after losing love and drinking too much...

This time, the conversation came up inexplicably about technology.

Chen Men was filled with emotions:

"Our country's science and technology is developing so fast. I think we will soon become the number one in the world."

Chen Chanbing heard this and retorted.

"Hey, Mr. Men, although I think we are developing very quickly, we are still a little far behind the number one position."

"Don't talk about the United States, even the country next door that had a good life as a child, we are probably still on par."

"No, we must have surpassed Sakura Country, there is no doubt about it."

Lin Fan said firmly while eating.

"How can..."

Chen Chanbing was not to be outdone.

"What are you shouting about?"

Gu Qiu seemed to already have the answer in his mind. He ate the mutton skewers in front of him in one bite and spoke secretly.

"I think we will never be able to catch up with Sakura Country's technology."

"Um????"

Everyone, including Chen Chanbing, looked at Chen Lan with doubts.

This kid is not a person who admires foreign things.

There is indeed a gap between China and the United States.

But compared with Sakura Country, it is difficult to argue. Most people think that Hua Country is far stronger than Sakura Country.

But how could Gu Qiu say that he would never be able to catch up?

"Ugh……"

Gu Qiu sighed, looking worried about the country and the people.

he said slowly.

"After all, Sakura Country developed the technology to pause time in classrooms and on trams decades ago, and even developed apps to control people's hearts and bodies. How can we possibly catch up?"

"..."

There was no sound on the court.

Everyone was holding back their laughter.

Until Chen Chanbing broke the tranquility.

"Hahahaha...you kid..."

"I'm really impressed by you. No wonder you are the only one who can write novels. You can write such jokes one after another."

Afterwards, everyone at the table burst out laughing.

"Aqiu, you are such a talent!"

"I got you!"

To be honest, Gu Qiu's driving skills have always been the best among the four of them, followed by Chen Chanbing, the Galio in the trembling comment section. It can only be said that he has read all kinds of classics and is a veritable catalog of banned books.

Faced with Chen Chanbing's reading volume, even Gu Qiu could only accept defeat.

It's just that Chen Chanbing is not good at driving, so he can be better.

"Hey, Aqiu, how are you doing with the school doctor Su now? You don't even talk to the brothers about the progress. You guys are itching."

At this time, there were many wine bottles under the table. Chen Chanbing came up to them with an intriguing expression. At the same time, she reached out and poked Gu Qiu's waist and asked.

When this topic came up, several other people also put down the chopsticks they had just picked up, and turned to look at Gu Qiu with gossipy faces.

"What else can there be..."

Facing these scorching gazes, Gu Qiu didn't want to dwell too much on this embarrassing topic. After taking a few sips of wine, he just wanted to deal with it vaguely.

Of course, the gossipy singles would not let Gu Qiu go. They all moved their positions with wine bottles and squeezed him in the middle. Lin Fan naturally did not believe what Gu Qiu said:
"The smell of perfume on your body is stronger than the smell of your laundry detergent. You say it's nothing? Who believes it?"

"Aqiu, please tell the truth. My brothers have no other intention, they just want to learn from it."

"Hey! Family, do you think I found something?"

Chen Chanbing's eyes widened, and with quick eyesight, she reached out her hand and slowly pulled out a brown hair from the other party's collar.

The hair was very long, and judging from the color, it was obvious that it was not Gu Qiu's.

Seeing the familiar hair, Gu Qiu's pupils shrank, and he knew something was wrong. His three roommates would definitely make a fuss about this topic in order to keep the world in chaos.

After Chen Men observed the long hair for a while, he shook his head and glanced at it with sharp eyes.

"Aqiu, do you have anything else you want to quibble with?"

"What can I quibble with? There is no progress at all."

Gu Qiu didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

"Ok?"

Several people made doubtful sounds.

"You have been going to the school doctor Su's house every day during this period. You really only cook and do housework and don't do A..."

Before Chen Chanbing could finish her words, Gu Qiu covered her mouth.

"If you talk too much, you'll have to go into a dark room. We're just friends, so what?"

Lin Fan on the side looked at someone covering Chen Chan's hand, frowning, feeling that this matter was a bit strange.

Generally speaking, as a normal, vigorous and ambitious young man, you should be yearning and motivated for those beautiful things, not to mention that we have lived together for so long, and we usually share beautiful women shaking hands, and the JM number is also Quite often, everyone knows very well whether their orientation is normal or not.

What's more, the school doctor Su is a real beauty and a rich woman. This opportunity to avoid 20 years of detours is hard for anyone to refuse.

But why can Gu Qiu be so patient under Su Jiuyue's hands...

Let's not talk about whether he is on base or not. From what he said, it seems that the relationship has not been confirmed yet?

This is a bit counterintuitive.

Could it be...

An idea flashed in Lin Fan's eyes, and he patted Gu Qiu's shoulder with a serious look:

"Aqiu...you...can't do it?"

"?"

The originally bustling dining table suddenly became quiet.

Everyone was in disbelief, but suddenly realized.

They glanced at the dull Gu Qiu sadly.

"Aqiu, modern medical technology is still possible. To be honest, if you cooperate with the treatment and take some supplements, you can recover easily..."

Chen Men's voice was trembling a little when he spoke.

He didn't expect that Gu Qiu, who had been tortured by everyone, would have such an unspeakable secret.

They actually asked him about his progress again and again.

They deserve to die!Can't sleep tonight.

Chen Chanbing, the one who started the topic, also lowered his head and fiddled with the bottle cap in his hand at a loss.

"Can't I just shovel it?! I really... come on, come on, today my magic pestle must scare a few chrysanthemum demons to kill chickens and scare monkeys."

Gu Qiu immediately became furious after reacting.

To say that a man is not good is the greatest insult!

"Then what's going on with you? The other party has paid so much, and his appearance is also...how can you remain unmoved?"

"that is because……"

Gu Qiu was just about to talk properly when he suddenly remembered his current situation and seemed unable to explain it to his brothers in the dormitory.

What can I say?
A thousand-year-old fox demon going back and forth with his past life?Do you want to repay the love debt from your previous life now?
It is estimated that he will be tricked into a second disease.

The reason why Gu Qiu hesitates and hesitates now is not because of his status, nor is he misogynistic or a straight man.

He didn't know whether the person the other party loved...or liked was Gu Xia, Gu Dong, or himself.

From Gu Qiu's own subjective perception, his experience and memory are completely different from his previous life, and he cannot be either of those two people.

He is him, Gu Qiu.

Therefore, before he figured out what kind of feelings Su Jiuyue had for Gu Qiu as an individual, he would not fall so easily.

Who wants to be a substitute for someone in a relationship?
Everyone looked at Gu Qiu's sudden violent outburst and then returned to calm, and they were suddenly a little surprised and confused.

Could it be that Lin Fan really guessed it?

It’s not that Uzi can’t do it, but is it really Gu Qiu that can’t do it?

"You don't know, I also have my own reasons."

Gu Qiu thought about it and didn't know how to speak. In the end, he could only scratch his head and said a word dryly, hoping that his roommates would stop worrying about this issue.

The three of them looked at each other with Gu Qiu's troubled expression.

"Okay, Ah Qiu, just take care of yourself. Although we are all pornographic, we are not scumbags."

Lin Fan said with a smile.

He still knew Gu Qiu's character quite well, so he wasn't worried that he would turn into a scumbag or something.

Chen Chanbing also rubbed his hands and said excitedly:

"Aqiu, you can be a scumbag if you want. We will expose the fact that you hooked up with the beautiful school doctor, and then let you withstand the pressure of a pure love for the party. In the end, you will be overwhelmed and send us to graduate school."

?

"You want me to explode the gold coins, right?"

Gu Qiu laughed and scolded.

……

Between the high-rise buildings, in the night market full of fireworks, the brothers were laughing and playing. Unknowingly, Chen Men had already collapsed on the table and fell asleep.

Bedtime is coming soon, and the college students on the surrounding stall tables are standing up one after another, preparing to go back to their dormitories to start the second half or rest.

As for the stalls and vendors...the night markets in the south cannot end until the early morning. Some stalls are even just now open, preparing to welcome the customers who come for the second half.

"Hey...this little paicai is tall and thick. I didn't expect that he couldn't drink it."

Gu Qiu and others stood up and looked at the unconscious Chen Men lying on the table, feeling troubled for a moment.

Anyone who has escorted Xiao Pa Cai knows that a person with a broken body has no strength at all. It is difficult for a person to move it if he is of the same size.

But now, it seems that it is very difficult for the three people here to move this large Chen Clan together.

What's more, Gu Qiu's hand injury has not fully recovered, and this stall is a bit far away from the school.

"This... seems to be a big project."

Chen Chanbing pushed up her glasses, feeling like she didn't know where to start.

At this time, Gu Qiu looked at the daily necessities grocery store on the side, his eyes lit up and the corners of his mouth raised slightly.

If several people knew Su Jiu Yue well, they would be able to clearly see that the evil smile on Gu Qiu's face at this moment was almost exactly the same as Su Jiu Yue's!
"Brothers, take a look, does that thing fit?"

Hearing this, the remaining two people all looked in the direction pointed by Gu Qiu.

"Genius, Ah Qiu!"

"I think it's okay, it's suitable."

The two of them couldn't help but laugh evilly.

What a few people were looking at was a large green wheeled trash can sold at the entrance of the grocery store.

That thing seems to be just right for Chen Men to hold the broken pieces.

The most important thing is that this trash can seems to be sold at a low price, only 20 yuan!

Isn’t this better than pushing a cart or moving it by force?
Lin Fan ran over happily, negotiated with the boss, scanned the QR code to pay, and came back dragging the trash can.

"Come on, brothers, this is also a big project, stuff it inside!"

"okay!"

When Gu Qiu and Chen Chanbing saw that this guy was serious, they immediately laughed so hard that they couldn't stand up. After waiting for a long time, they started to cooperate and pull Chen Men up.

"Hey, eh, legs, lift that leg!"

"Give his butt a little support first, otherwise it won't be easy to stuff it."

"Do you want to close the trash can lid? Give him some face?"

After struggling for a long time, Chen Men was finally forced into the trash can.

Looking at Chen Men sleeping peacefully in the trash can, Gu Qiu and the others laughed and quickly picked up their mobile phones to record this guy's highlight moments.

Even the uncles who were drinking next to them smiled and gave them a thumbs up after seeing it.

Sure enough, you have to be a college student to play.

Not to mention, this trash can can just fit the entire Chen family.

It was almost time to go to bed, and there was not much time left, so the few of them could not continue to waste time. Lin Fan was holding up the trash can in front, Chen Chanbing was supporting it from behind, and Gu Qiu was recording life with his mobile phone next to him.

……

Along the way, Chen Men, who was sleeping soundly in a trash can, attracted attention.

Many alumni raised their mobile phones to take pictures of this outrageous scene. Even the dormitory aunt couldn't stop laughing when she saw it.

I don’t know what Chen Men will think tomorrow morning when he wakes up and sees the photo of himself sleeping in a trash can and being dragged back on the confession wall.

Fortunately, the dormitory building of Zhejiang University has an elevator, otherwise Gu Qiu and the others would still suffer the same fate.

By the time a few people dragged Chen Men back to the dormitory, it was already 10:30 in the evening.

"Oh shit, I'm so exhausted."

Just after returning to the dormitory, Lin Fan let go. Gu Qiu and Chen Chanbing on the side dumped Chen Men from the trash can onto the bed. Then they all slumped on the chairs, as if their bodies were overdrawn and they didn't want to move. Move again.

Even with all the help, they were still so tired. No one really dared to think about how tired they would be if they had to carry Chen Men back...

Now that he was completely exhausted, and the wine helped him sleep, Gu Qiu really didn't even want to say anything. He slowly changed into his pajamas, and climbed back into his bed.

Before that, he didn't forget to say good night to Su Jiuyue and told her that he had gone back to the dormitory without drinking much.

Oh, and by the way, I also attached a photo of Chen Men sleeping in a trash can.

She really has some emotional dependence... I have to share such little things with her...

After looking through the message records, Gu Qiu smiled, put down the phone, and slowly closed his eyes.

(End of this chapter)

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