Dragon Ball: Angel, you don't talk about martial arts

Chapter 34 Teacher, he said he is an alien
"Okay, deal!" Emily happily stepped forward and took Luo Tian's hand.

Luo Tian: "..."

"Hey, Emily, I'll lend it to you tomorrow. Today is my boyfriend." Bulma pulled Emily's hand away.

"Okay, keep your word." Emily did not object.

Luo Tian silently wiped his sweat from the side.

I am really defeated by these little brats.

I am a god who wants to become an angel, and now I am being snatched away as a pet by two little girls in the kindergarten?

Are you going too far?

"Bulma, when did you have a boyfriend behind my back? Why didn't I know?" Emily blinked and asked curiously. She looked at Luo Tian again and added, "It's just a shame." My boyfriend is really handsome, even more handsome than my cousin’s boyfriend.”

"What do you mean by having a boyfriend behind your back?" Bulma snorted, disagreeing with this sentence.

"You said you would marry me when you grow up." Emily was a little unhappy.

"You are also a girl and I am also a girl. It is impossible for the two of us to get married." Bulma shook her head.

"Sometimes love can ignore gender." Emily said plausibly.

Luo Tian wiped his sweat again.

I am really defeated by these current kindergarten students.

Is this what a kid in kindergarten said?

Luo Tian decided to fight back a little.

I've been blown away by your rhythm.

"Luo Tian, ​​which kindergarten do you go to?" Emily asked curiously.

"Me? I never went to kindergarten." Luo Tian shook his head.

Emily was stunned for a moment and shook her head in disbelief: "This is impossible. How could you have never gone to kindergarten? Who doesn't go to kindergarten now?"

"Hee hee, Luo Tian comes from an alien planet. They don't even have a kindergarten, let alone a primary school or middle school." Bulma chuckled and explained from the side.

"From aliens? Are you an alien?" Emily was even more surprised.

"You really understand me." Luo Tian nodded, "Yes, I come from an alien planet, at least tens of billions of light years away from our earth."

"Ah? Tens of billions of light years?" Emily was so shocked that she opened her mouth so wide that she could fit an egg into her mouth.

A brief silence.

"Bulma, tell me how long is tens of billions of light years?" Emily turned to ask Bulma.

Luo Tian: "..."

"You're so stupid. Light-year is a unit of length, not time." Bulma snorted, "It's tens of billions of light-years, which is the distance that light travels for tens of billions of years. The speed of light is currently the fastest we know. The speed can reach 30 kilometers per second."

"Ah? Although I don't understand it, it feels like it's very far away..." Emily scratched her head, "It should be farther than our home to the southern hemisphere."

"Humph, you are really uneducated." Bulma didn't want to talk to Emily anymore and asked Luo Tian again, "Luo Tian, ​​your planet is so far away from our earth. So your technological level is really high."

"Yeah." Luo Tian nodded.

"But why did you come to our planet?" Emily asked again.

"I came here for a trip. What's the saying? It's better to travel thousands of miles than to read thousands of books. That's the truth." Luo Tian replied, "So I really feel sad for you earthlings. What do you do all day long?" Study? And there are endless homework."

"Who says it's not? But fortunately, Bulma and I will graduate from kindergarten soon, and we won't have to do homework anymore." Emily breathed a sigh of relief and shook her little head.

"Don't be too happy. I heard that for you people on Earth, kindergarten is just for you to play. Elementary school is where you start your real studies. Especially in middle school, there are a lot of homework and there are many subjects, such as physics, Chemistry, biology, geography, science, etc., the homework... can't be finished before 12 o'clock at night." Luo Tian let out a long sigh, "This is still middle school, when you go to high school... tsk tsk... I still won’t say anything, for fear that you will be hit.” Emily: “…”

Bulma: "..."

The two little girls looked at each other and then immediately looked at Luo Tian.

"Who did you listen to?" Emily and Bulma asked at the same time.

"I'm an alien. Of course I know everything. If you don't believe me, you can ask around." Luo Tian lowered his voice and whispered to the two people.

After finishing speaking, Luo Tian paused for a moment.

"By the way, if you want to ask, just ask middle school students or whatever. Don't ask your parents, because your parents won't tell you the truth." Luo Tian added.

Emily and Bulma looked at each other, their childish faces filled with grievances and fear for their future lives.

"Is what he said true...Bulma?" Emily wanted to cry.

"It seems true..." Bulma thought for a while and nodded seriously, "I see that my sister often has endless homework and goes out to play before the holidays..."

"It's better for us. Look, I'm only 5 years old and I'm already traveling." Luo Tian sighed.

"Wow..."

Emily couldn't bear it anymore and burst into tears, which immediately attracted the attention of all the students in the class.

The teacher also looked at Emily curiously.

"Emily, what's wrong with you?" The teacher stepped forward and asked with concern.

"Wow...oooo...he said we have more homework in elementary school and middle school..." Emily cried even more sadly.

teacher:"……"

The teacher didn't know how to persuade him for a while.

Because what he said is so right.

Emily's words were heard by many students. Many students were affected and started crying.

The whole class burst into tears.

Bulma didn't cry.

"It's really yours, a great graduation ceremony... you made all our classmates cry." Bulma glared at Luo Tian.

"What I said is all the truth." Luo Tian sighed slightly.

"Wow wow wow..." Bulma suddenly cried too.

"Why are you crying?" Luo Tian asked, "You didn't even shed any tears."

"Is it okay if I don't cry? All the students in the class are crying. They think I made them cry. Then the teacher will have to punish me." Bulma pouted and hummed softly.

"You will graduate soon, do you still have to be afraid of your teachers?" Luo Tian asked.

"What you said makes sense..." Bulma thought about it carefully.

The teacher coaxed him for a long time, but the other one started to cry, and he was a little confused for a while.

"Teacher, teacher, he said he was an alien." Emily sobbed a few times and raised her hands to complain.

Immediately, all the children stopped crying and focused their attention on Luo Tian.

　Don’t ask for anything, just give it to me...

　　
　
(End of this chapter)