40,000 Years of Cultivation

Seeing Jade's particularly serious expression, Teresa also became serious.

She fell into deep thought.

"It makes sense. The model of strong artificial intelligence in love should be different from ordinary humans-it is really ordinary people, and it is impossible to deceive our family Liuli. Therefore, I must understand this model in depth to expose the champion. This big pig's hoof scam."

Teresa paced back and forth in the wine cellar. After thinking about it for a while, her face collapsed again, "Jade, the plan you mentioned is not maneuverable. Should I go directly to the boxing champion and ask him how he lied to girls? Is it?"

"is it not OK?"

Jade said in a serious manner, "The boxer and you are good friends, and you have taught you a lot of magic, so you approach him as a friend. After inquiring about the news, you can fight back, can't you?"

"Of course not. It would be fine if I forbeared it all the way. But just now I was madly looking for the boxing champion to settle the account. Now if nothing has happened to him, I will be my friend and ask for the secrets of pursuing girls. Isn't it weird? He will tell me. Damn it!"

Teresa was distressed, "Oh, I'm all to blame. It's too impulsive. If you weren't so anxious just to show the cannon out, it would be fine."

"Yes too."

Jade quietly walked behind Teresa, the slender hands of liquid metal raised to the most comfortable temperature for human beings, and gently pressed Teresa's temples like a feather, and massaged her without any hesitation.

Teresa has been accustomed to enjoying Jade's service during this time, and hums comfortably.

"Don't blame yourself, you can't be blamed for this, I'm all to blame for the bad idea."

Jade took the opportunity to get to Teresa's ear and whispered, "I'm sorry, Master Captain, my bad ideas often get you, but please believe me, I really didn't mean it, I was just doing bad things with good intentions, just a sleep for too long. , Lost most of the core data, and will fail from time to time, it's just a very useless artificial intelligence."

When she said that, Teresa felt embarrassed.

"Don't say that, it's all trivial things. I'm a steel man who is used to big winds and waves, so how can I take it to heart?"

Teresa waved her small hand, and suddenly thought of something, her eyes widened instantly, "Wait, what did you just say, say you are..."

"I'm an artificial intelligence that makes mistakes, confused, and very useless." Jade bowed his head.

"No, no, the front is not important, the last four words are the key point, Jade, you are also an artificial intelligence, like the boxing champion!" Teresa jumped up joyfully, as if she had found a blind spot.

Jade's expression was a little dazed: "So what?"

"So, the tactics of the Boxing King Club, the 10,000 ways to deceive girls, or something, you can do it too, don't you?"

Teresa patted Jade's shoulder with excitement, "Oh, there is nowhere to be found after breaking through the iron shoes. It takes no time to get there. We don't need to lurch beside the boxing champion and look for you directly. Don't we know everything?"

Jade hesitated: "This..."

"Stop this and that, be refreshed!"

Teresa said, "Come on, Jade, tell me all the 10,000 ways your artificial intelligence deceives girls!"

"I do not know."

Jade looked down and said unhappily, "Master Captain, please don't confuse me with the boxing champion. He is an evil strong artificial intelligence. Although I am a little stupid, I am a kind strong artificial intelligence. Only evil artificial intelligence. Intelligence can deceive girls, our kind artificial intelligence, if we want to fall in love, we will never use deceit, and we will give our sincere heart."

"Well, good, it's my fault, don't you put on such a grimace, good, our family is good emerald, it is 10,000 times stronger than the big pig hoof of the boxing champion."

Teresa said, "Then you just give your heart and give me details about the methods you used to fall in love with. Isn't this always okay?"

"It's useless."

Jade still shook his head. "The power of language is pale. Just what we say is that there is not much difference between our love and human love. It is nothing more than eating, sending flowers, shopping, etc., and there are a lot of details. The sense is beyond words.

"Moreover, I have been dormant for so long, and a lot of emotional data has been lost. Many advanced methods can't be remembered at once. I am afraid that only when I really fall in love can I feel it.

"So, I'm sorry, Master Captain, I can't help you."

"Don't, don't do this, jade, my good jade!"

Teresa finally found the hope of a counterattack, how could she give up easily, she shook the jade's hand like a rascal, and said coquettishly, "Help me, you help others, they know you are all The kindest and smartest artificial intelligence in the universe, you must be able to remember all the ways to pursue girls!

"As for the details that can only be understood in words, by the way, just say not to practice the false handle, or else, Jade, you will use all the methods on me, how about?"

Emerald settled down.

It seemed astonished by Teresa's brilliant idea.

"This... how can it be?"

Jade shook his head and resolutely said, "I can't deceive your feelings."

"Nonsense, our Liuli is a little girl who is ignorant and ignorant. The boxing champion took advantage of her ignorance. This is called deceit."

Teresa waved her small fist, "But Jade, you are so kind and honest, you have already told me everything, and I asked you to do it, how can this be called deception? This makes you love me. willing.

"Yes, I feel more and more that I am a genius and can think of such a good way.

"First of all, this kind of personal experience is definitely more powerful than language, and it can help me master the artificial intelligence model of dating.

"Secondly, didn’t you lose a lot of emotional data? It’s okay. I’ll help you find it together. The boxing champion has 10,000 ways to deceive girls. We worked together, but we can figure out 10,000, which is definitely better than him. .

"Third, the most important thing is that I will have a common language with Liuli! You see, when I come to Liuli, I will say that I am also with an artificial intelligence, so there are many topics to talk about. , After all, for such taboo love, the entire Pangu universe is only two pairs of us and Liuli, right?

"Talking and chatting, I naturally talked to Liuli about some emotional scams of artificial intelligence, she wouldn't think I was talking on paper, or if you use your kindness to contrast the evil of the boxing champion, Liuli will definitely be able to save Liuli from the pit!"

Jade listened quietly, noncommittal.

"Hey, just say something, okay!" Teresa pouted.

"It sounds reasonable, but there is a small problem." Jade said.

"What's the problem?" Teresa blinked.

"I don't want to." Jade said lightly.

"Why? Jade, are you unwilling to help me?" Teresa was wronged.

"I am a kind-hearted artificial intelligence, maybe a little stupid, but also very persistent. In any case, I can't deceive a human being, especially the feelings of my master captain."

Jade said, "Moreover, when our artificial intelligence is in a relationship, many tricks are very lethal. I am afraid that you will not be able to support it and will be injured.

"I can't deceive and hurt my captain. This is a rule written into my bottom logic. I can't break through it. I'm sorry, Master Captain."

"Oh, why are you so stubborn? It's all said that it's not a deception, but you are willing!"

Teresa jumped anxiously, "Besides, don't you believe me that way? I'm the Star Sea Cannon King Han Te. How many girls I have had, and what scenes I have never seen. I will be afraid of your tricks and get hurt. Just kidding. !

"Come and come, Jade, it's fine if you don't mention it today. Since everything is said to be here, you must do it all on me. I want to see, what are your artificial intelligence methods!"

No matter what she said, Jade turned around and ignored her.

She also flared her teeth and claws, and Jade simply packed up the wine glasses and bottles scattered on the ground, preparing to leave the wine cellar.

"Don't go, Jade!"

Teresa was anxious, "Is it really impossible? Can you really force you so hard? Can't you really help me at all?"

"Really not, I won't break the precept."

Jade had already twisted his waist, walked to the door, paused, and said, "Unless you order me as a captain and treat this as a combat mission of the Jade-the combat command is the highest level. The instructions are enough to override all laws."

"Yes, why didn't I expect it!"

The drunk magical beautiful girl knocked her head hard, akimbo her hands, and said triumphantly, "I will order you as the Captain of the Jade, Jade, don’t grind, let’s take all of your tricks to deceive girls. Show it...Ah!"

Before the last word was finished, it turned into an exclamation.

But Jade retreated with incredible agility, once again beat the slightly drunk Teresa, and the princess picked it up.

"Grumbling."

Jade took a sip of wine.

A sweet smile appeared on his mature and intellectual face.

"You really can't help me, my master captain, let's start, the 1st 352th move of artificial intelligence to talk about love."

She took another sip of wine.

But did not swallow it.

The sparkling wine, stained with plump lips, is as gorgeous as a ruby.

Teresa looked at her, feeling flustered inexplicably, and stammered: "Wait, why not start with the first move?"

"Because I personally prefer this trick, Master Captain."

With half a sip of wine in Jade's mouth, he leaned to Teresa's hot earlobe and said vaguely.